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Lou Reed Blankenship
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Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.
Colonel Harland Sanders has recited the Shahada
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I call him Grok Purdy because he’s a highly expensive Silicon Valley investment that’s always wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Smock Turdy
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
BDN 4 OC
Prior to Sunday’s game, Nick Foles discussed on his podcast what he sees as the biggest issues with the Eagles’ “superpowered” offense, which hasn’t been able to get into a good rhythm this year.⁠
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I keep getting emails/texts from the anesthesiologist from my colonoscopy asking for a review, what do they want me to say? “I was asleep Five Stars”
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me, someone who knew, watching everyone learn what felching is
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Worst regular season loss since…?
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fangio this is your time
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Saquon you dildo
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Lmao
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ll see you all in the garage
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me when she takes her top off and I see them for the first time
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fix is in
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
REMINDER! Make sure your turkey goes into the freezer before you go to bed tonight to make sure it’s frozen all the way through before it goes in the oven on Thursday! #thanksgiving #hints
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Really looking forward to seeing what kind of 3 and out bullshit the Eagles will answer with here
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Is it even a play?
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lions on Fraud Watch
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m pretty aggressive about going for touchdowns over field goals but not in that instance!
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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SHANDLI1.BMF
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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You Have A New Text From: KENNEDY, BOBBY, JR
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM