Hi! My name is Paul
@morganducks.bsky.social
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
Ailes hatched his plan for right wing news while rubbing antennae with Nixon and Ehrlichman.
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
But then "the real Fox" slowly began taking over every aspect. It was ... rough.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ailes hatched his plan for right wing news while rubbing antennae with Nixon and Ehrlichman.
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
I can see how, at the time, people of good faith got conned. Was it hard to get out?
For those saying any of this is new, it's not. Journalism's history has been mostly inflammatory garbage - not unlike Fox News today.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
“We stopped paying journalists and started rewarding performers.”
"She’s not trying to rebuild her reputation as a journalist—she’s building a different kind of brand entirely, one where being interesting matters more than being ethical, where attention is the only currency that still spends."
The best thing I have read about her. www.mediaite.com/opinion/the-...
The best thing I have read about her. www.mediaite.com/opinion/the-...
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
For those saying any of this is new, it's not. Journalism's history has been mostly inflammatory garbage - not unlike Fox News today.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
Good journalism didn't just HAPPEN. Murrow did weekly celebrity interviews and then still had to fight to get 20 mins of hard news once a month out of CBS.
I sit next to the visitors section.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I sit next to the visitors section.
In case you think you don't know someone who is going to suffer greatly because of the right's assault on the ACA: You do.
It's me.
/1
It's me.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
In case you think you don't know someone who is going to suffer greatly because of the right's assault on the ACA: You do.
It's me.
/1
It's me.
/1
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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November 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.
October 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Following your dreams becomes easier as you get older and downgrade them from lofty ambitions like winning the Super Bowl to more realistic goals like finding a nice pair of warm, comfy slippers for the winter.
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Here’s the truth: you’re never a disturbance, never a waste of time. If only you knew.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Here’s the truth: you’re never a disturbance, never a waste of time. If only you knew.
"It's free with every 10th hospitalization."
"But I have the flu!"
"Quiet. Just count back from 100."
"But I have the flu!"
"Quiet. Just count back from 100."
A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"It's free with every 10th hospitalization."
"But I have the flu!"
"Quiet. Just count back from 100."
"But I have the flu!"
"Quiet. Just count back from 100."
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I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can also write other words too.
It can also write other words too.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can also write other words too.
It can also write other words too.
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Due to a regrettable typesetting error at the printer, our latest run of "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales" must be recalled from the stores. Parents who have already bought the book, please accept our sincerest apologies, and tell your children there is no such thing as The Ugly Dicklung.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Due to a regrettable typesetting error at the printer, our latest run of "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales" must be recalled from the stores. Parents who have already bought the book, please accept our sincerest apologies, and tell your children there is no such thing as The Ugly Dicklung.
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
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That little chunk of a retrovirus that infected one of your primate ancestors 25 million years ago, is still in your genome, and when it works normally it helps you give birth.
When it fucks up, it gives you multiple sclerosis
When it fucks up, it gives you multiple sclerosis
October 17, 2023 at 5:51 AM
That little chunk of a retrovirus that infected one of your primate ancestors 25 million years ago, is still in your genome, and when it works normally it helps you give birth.
When it fucks up, it gives you multiple sclerosis
When it fucks up, it gives you multiple sclerosis
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This is a horrifying example of misogynoir in medicine.
A pregnant black woman is left in the waiting room, screaming in agony & in active labour.
The nurse barely even acknowledges her.
Black women have the highest maternal mortality in the country, and black babies have highest infant mortality
A pregnant black woman is left in the waiting room, screaming in agony & in active labour.
The nurse barely even acknowledges her.
Black women have the highest maternal mortality in the country, and black babies have highest infant mortality
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This is a horrifying example of misogynoir in medicine.
A pregnant black woman is left in the waiting room, screaming in agony & in active labour.
The nurse barely even acknowledges her.
Black women have the highest maternal mortality in the country, and black babies have highest infant mortality
A pregnant black woman is left in the waiting room, screaming in agony & in active labour.
The nurse barely even acknowledges her.
Black women have the highest maternal mortality in the country, and black babies have highest infant mortality
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Fuck you Megyn Kelly. These are the children Megyn Kelly believes were "barely legal."
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
Not "young women." Not "barely legal." Children.
Tim Miller hits this right on the nose. There should be universal disgust and condemnation of anyone trying to explain it away.
youtu.be/3ToBlvZZxJ4?...
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"Fear is pain in the future."
Extortionist language.
Extortionist language.
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There are two kinds of dogs
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
There are two kinds of dogs
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Back in 2004 ago a guy won a "lifetime" supply of clam chowder that turned out to mean one can a day for 3 years.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Back in 2004 ago a guy won a "lifetime" supply of clam chowder that turned out to mean one can a day for 3 years.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
He experimented with living on clam chowder, figuring out what he could make with it. Sandwiches, bread, cakes, ice cream, pizza, etc.
Goon a movie?
Goon Will Hunting
Goon Will Hunting
Goon a movie?
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon Morning Vietnam
Goon a movie?
High Goon
High Goon
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Goon a movie?
Goon Will Hunting
Goon Will Hunting
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Affinity’s shift to a freemium model has users wondering if that free glass of water comes with a hidden fee—are we getting a taste or just setting the table for disappointment? https://thesixthlense.com/article/affinitys-freemium-move-are-we-dining-with-the-devil-or-just
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Affinity’s shift to a freemium model has users wondering if that free glass of water comes with a hidden fee—are we getting a taste or just setting the table for disappointment? https://thesixthlense.com/article/affinitys-freemium-move-are-we-dining-with-the-devil-or-just
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Already? I swear Exploding Whale season starts earlier and earlier every year.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Already? I swear Exploding Whale season starts earlier and earlier every year.
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another successful exploding whale day here in the us of a, let’s see if we can top it next year
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
another successful exploding whale day here in the us of a, let’s see if we can top it next year
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
And using it to clean their ears. As I would.
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
And using it to clean their ears. As I would.