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My Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/maxp94

No fighting in the Jobs War Room
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On the recent tariff walk-back, or why everyone is missing the forest for the trees on Canada-U.S. relations
The Tune has Changed, but the Waltz Continues
Why do we pretend that nothing about America has changed?
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This is correct (derogatory)
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trying to think of 21st century imperial projects you freaks haven’t glazed and coming up pretty short.
Hard for them to understand that communists oppose all empires
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Russia is waging a well documented sabotage campaign against European economic and military infrastructure vs. No it isn’t
if no one else is willing to say it, i will: i don’t think russia is going to attack ireland
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.

An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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It's great how you just ignored the actual warnings of the actual Irish Defence Forces in the article as to exactly why that might happen, in a world in which Russia has already, in fact, attacked multiple European Union member states
if no one else is willing to say it, i will: i don’t think russia is going to attack ireland
When it comes to modern war, Ireland is a high-value target: its waters on the western fringe of Europe contain three-quarters of all undersea cables in the northern hemisphere. Despite this, is unprotected and unprepared.

An #FTEdit 🧵 on why this determinedly neutral nation is Europe's weak link 👇
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Is it good if your entire country's income is all tied up in various blackmail schemes?
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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"But Charlie!" you may say, "why should *I* care about the Tanzania People's Defence Force!?" Well let me tell you a few cool things about them!

1. Following independence most African states just inherited whatever colonial troops existed as their militaries. This often led to coups and mutinies.
Whooooo! Although I know other folks have already gotten it, my author copies finally arrived. It's been a long road and it still feels unreal to actually have the physical copies in hand!
September 28, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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my friends are real. those little dying kids? just tiny dots i don't have to think about bsky.app/profile/scru... youtu.be/XSeezsPw550?...
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Hot take: addiction is an illness, not an informed and considered lifestyle choice.

Someone who is repeatedly ODing in the space of a single month needs medical intervention, not the NAP.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Most cops don’t shoot people or falsify testimony or what have you but we blame the ones who look the other way too, which is correct
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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“Trust me we’re going nuts in our group chats” okay thanks, that helps America out a lot
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Journalists are jumping all over this guy but what evidence do we have that isn’t true. I’m not even saying it is true, but why would we take their word that it isn’t?
I assume journalists do this stuff all the time. Maybe more on the editorial side, but as a non-journalist, I don’t particularly care what part of the organization is tasked to do the consent-manufacturing. This assumption is based on my observations of journalism in the run up to the Iraq War.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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You better have been fucking him. It's actually much worse if you threw Western Civilization to the wolves and you weren't fucking him, so by all means, don't demure on our account.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I have been on Team RFK Was Decisive for a year now, which means I now must follow the franchise to its rebrand as Team Crucify This Bitch.
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’d buy this but the wagon circling seems to indicate otherwise
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Make more sci-fi shows with insanely expensive premises for $20(CAD) per episode!! Please!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is effectively the mental universe the New Right already inhabit
Imagining an intensely cursed alt-history timeline where the Axis powers won the war and people are by now using the term "Volkx" to try to be more intersectional
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I mean... yeah. Its an ethnic cleansing campaign, and should be labeled as such.
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Ready for my $175000/yr paycheck to tell readers of the New Yorker what rural white people think about stuff
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I still find it incredibly funny how a former liberal arts professor who writes for the atlantic and does a podcast is considered a (white) working class whisperer because he wears a camo hat on his twitter pfp
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is horrific caucus management, and unlike Poilievre I don’t think Carney is enough of a thug to threaten would-be defectors into compliance
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM