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Jack Walsh
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Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice. All quotations are fraudulent and/or actionably libelous (unless otherwise indicated by the context).
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Never forget that Chuck Schumer pulled this same shit three years ago and kept Ron Johnson in the Senate.
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Disgusting.
I often think of how narrowly Johnson held on to his seat in 2022. Almost unseated by a Black man half his age named Mandela.
@electdemocrats.bsky.social should fight for Wisconsin in 2028. Johnson needs to go.
The answer is between Trump and his God and almost certainly the Lubyanka.
I got slapped by two different girls for essentially no reason in the space of ten minutes (the second one did it because I told her the story of her insane friend hitting me) and I just had to leave.

There was no psychological path forward from that.
I like that they dressed like 30's gangsters.

Similar vibes to how everyone at the Renaissance Festival wants it to be the Medieval Festival in every possible way except the dresses from 1650.
Yo, he even looks like the addled grandmother in the corner of a wedding at this point.

Look at this image in the context that this man does not drink and tell me otherwise.
Here's the actual visual of Trump "truly worried" at MAL right now
Like, I get the general principle of why it's bad, just looking for concrete specifics
Please explain why this is bad.
Will this re-twink them, though? That's the open question.
Get a load of George Washington Carver over here.
WALL-E contains a lot of really solid romantic advice.
The prequel is an abomination before God and it must be smoted from the face of the Earth.
So many people just actively jerk themselves off to every marginal species of wrongthink that they have supposedly driven into the shadows of [the massive Nazi platform whose inertial advantage we desperately need to compete with].
The one genuinely toxic dynamic that Bluesky actually has is how much of the site's userbase masturbates to blocks as a moral identity.

The active self-congratulation is not as bad as it used to be, but only because the walls of silence are so firmly established.
for example, we tried to transplant as many of the legit research people over here as we could. these people's attention is worth billions of dollars to elon musk. enough people here pitched a fit that most of them are still on twitter

i have incredibly low sympathy
I think they specifically get shelled in a way that pure poasters do not, to be fair.
Ultra Gen Z moment at the show: a 25 year-old Latin kid is next to us and he's all excited and says "I love rock but I've never actually been to a rock & roll show before. I mainly got into it from anime soundtracks."

Me and my buddy (who manages In Flames) were like "Yeah, just wait for it"
As a student of the moving image and a tall man who feels constant guilt about blocking others' view, I have always been violently opposed to concert videos, for all of the reasons I shot the shit out of this one.

"I gotta be honest, this is the first time we've done something like this." We know.
First lighting job of the season... One more real world shade of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is that my ritual incantation of "Hail Santa Claus, those who are about to die salute you" every time I transit from a ladder to a roof has gained new meaning.
Serious Hobbit/LotR energy
Most gay men spend their entire lives hoping and praying for a moment like this.

I can hear him saying it. I can feel the perfect moralistic self-actualization flowing through his veins.
White people have a sincere and sacred duty to be as white as possible right now, and I am not even kidding.

I have a recurring daydream of saying "strike me down, and I will become whiter than you can possibly imagine" to these goddamn apes.
these crowds of middle class suburban(ish, i know this is technically in the middle of a substantial metropolis) white people assembling in these numbers spontaneously anywhere the feds get stranded is extraordinary and i think literally unprecedented in modern history
Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL
"I would like to continue to enjoy Indiana Jones movies without arguing with the screen, please"
The left-lib insistence that we don't need to be the heroes of our own story—and the easy pickings that our relentless self-abnegation gave to the forces of evil—has plagued us politically for so long that it's truly refreshing when that dynamic violently reasserts itself in the other direction.
the brouhaha on xitter about and within the heritage foundation has been truly fascinating. i know this is so risible it’s hard to accept for many ppl here but there genuinely are a lot of conservatives who are both anti-antiracist *and* sincerely anti-nazi. they really do draw the line … there.
I know never to read your own numbers because this always happens, but to whomever decided that "Hepatitis B AB" should be written in the same uppercase bold red "REACTIVE" as all the bad things when you've received the vaccine... Thanks for a fun fifteen minutes, asshole.
Holy shit guys: JD Vance's life is now following the exact plot beats of One Battle After Another.

The only question is if he really has the stomach to become a Christmas Adventurer.
I feel genuinely bad for JD Vance that he has to kill his kids now.

Like, it's just his new political reality.
I'm never going to tell another soul that story in any electronic communication, James. In addition to it being too crass to repeat to most people, even if she was still alive, I am simply unworthy to draw the sword from the stone.