johnny
@johnnypanic.bsky.social
stay at home shit talker | the luddites had it right
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Oh you’re using AI to make an ugly cartoon of you doing your job using the data it’s scraped about you? cool I’m using a little voodoo doll to put a tiny pebble in your shoe that you can always feel but never find
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Oh you’re using AI to make an ugly cartoon of you doing your job using the data it’s scraped about you? cool I’m using a little voodoo doll to put a tiny pebble in your shoe that you can always feel but never find
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If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
February 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
If you put your hand on my lower back when we're out in a crowded area, I am for sure, one million percent, going to do that thing you like when we get home.
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basically society is a freeze dryer and I am a supple apple slice
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
basically society is a freeze dryer and I am a supple apple slice
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talking about the weather is generally the lowest form of discourse but i can’t hold it in anymore: this weather is bullshit
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
talking about the weather is generally the lowest form of discourse but i can’t hold it in anymore: this weather is bullshit
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN
i would be such a good wife guy
February 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i would be such a good wife guy
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it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it used to be that you only had to catch up on the horrors two or three times a day but then they said oh no no no that’s not enough horrors
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let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
let’s get matching tattoos and donuts
benedict should marry a boy!
February 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
benedict should marry a boy!
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my favorite kind of waking up at 4am unable to get back to sleep is when i'm spiritually and physically exhausted, it's like when you think you put your phone on the charger last night but you missed and now you have to get through the day on 10% battery
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
my favorite kind of waking up at 4am unable to get back to sleep is when i'm spiritually and physically exhausted, it's like when you think you put your phone on the charger last night but you missed and now you have to get through the day on 10% battery
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Ace of spades cards have historically been used by white nationalist gangs and anti-communist death squads to mark “kills” and issue threats
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Ace of spades cards have historically been used by white nationalist gangs and anti-communist death squads to mark “kills” and issue threats
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
if you haven’t watched best in show in a while, i can’t recommend it enough
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
if you haven’t watched best in show in a while, i can’t recommend it enough
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sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
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If I were a Republican in congress right now I’d be pulling a reverse Fetterman just flop sweating while googling “pride flag tie ok to wear if straight”
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
If I were a Republican in congress right now I’d be pulling a reverse Fetterman just flop sweating while googling “pride flag tie ok to wear if straight”
it was potato based
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
it was potato based
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
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if someone cheated on you or did you dirty somehow, please consider donating to the Bird TLC raptor center in Alaska so they can make you a video like this! www.birdtlc.org
my partner cheated on me with multiple women throughout the entirety of our relationship so I donated to the Bird Training & Learning Center in Alaska for them to feed a rat named after him to one of the raptors
February 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
if someone cheated on you or did you dirty somehow, please consider donating to the Bird TLC raptor center in Alaska so they can make you a video like this! www.birdtlc.org
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there should be a game where you just get to make the king dude from the match three game ads with the king in them actually die like what it looks like is going to happen in those ads like you feed him to a snake or you drown him or drop rocks on him
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
there should be a game where you just get to make the king dude from the match three game ads with the king in them actually die like what it looks like is going to happen in those ads like you feed him to a snake or you drown him or drop rocks on him
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal
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Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling