JohnFisticuffs
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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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My champion.
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My champion.
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I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
A Minnesota Lawmaker and Her Husband Are Lying in State. Next to Them: Their Golden Retriever.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
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today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@tychobrahe.bsky.social @cwgabriel.bsky.social
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
today's strip is perfectly timed. yesterday, I shared a laugh with my son over the protagonist of Blizzard's old game "Blackthorne" being named "Kyle," named by his father, "King Vlaros," under the advisement of the Androthi magician "Galadril."
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
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A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
August 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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It’s always “we’re entitled to a winner’s bonus in states we win & proportional representation in states we lose” for Republicans in redistricting.
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump: "We have an opportunity in Texas to pick up five seats ... I got the highest vote in the history of Texas as you probably know. And we are entitled to five more seats."
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s always “we’re entitled to a winner’s bonus in states we win & proportional representation in states we lose” for Republicans in redistricting.
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
Trump’s 56% in Texas was less than the winner’s % in roughly 3/5 of presidential elections in state history. The 30 of 38 seats he’s aiming for is 79%
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TREMENDOUS delivery on “expired”
"3000 hits or 262 hits in one season are achievements recognized by the writers, well, all but one of you"
Ichiro Suzuki
Ichiro Suzuki
July 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
TREMENDOUS delivery on “expired”
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Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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Whoever came up with the ball-peen hammer had some very specific ideas about what it was to be used for that the whole world chose to ignore
December 26, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Whoever came up with the ball-peen hammer had some very specific ideas about what it was to be used for that the whole world chose to ignore
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What economic system has the government controlling the central means of production?
July 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What economic system has the government controlling the central means of production?
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Damn, they’re actually going to do it.
Our plan for a Republican-controlled government? Cut healthcare to Appalachian children and give Beyoncé a tax cut.
July 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Damn, they’re actually going to do it.
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it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Do you think CNN will just run the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign as a banner ad?
Ah here comes @cnn.com with the bullshit straight out of 2003
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Do you think CNN will just run the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED sign as a banner ad?