wade of mutilation
@waderockett.bsky.social
Seattle-area writer, TTRPG designer, horror movie watcher, Megalopolis fan, religion nerd, Toastie, Trekkie, and Friend of DeSoto.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
Pinned
Once I dreamt I was a Chaos Muppet. Soon I awaked, and I was myself again. Now I do not know whether I was an Order Muppet dreaming I was a Chaos Muppet, or whether I am now a Chaos Muppet, dreaming I am an Order Muppet.
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I’M GETTING DRUNK
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
summoner geeks
YouTube video by xhooliganx
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I’M GETTING DRUNK
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
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I pitched real housewives of the manosphere and Bravo TV laughed at me. Well well well
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I pitched real housewives of the manosphere and Bravo TV laughed at me. Well well well
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That’s how I got my start! As an admin at a tech startup, I asked the overworked marketing VP if I could help out w/copy. He tested my skills, said yes. My turnaround was fast, I boosted conversions, so he made me a copywriter. That was my career for years. And it was killer prep for screenwriting.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That’s how I got my start! As an admin at a tech startup, I asked the overworked marketing VP if I could help out w/copy. He tested my skills, said yes. My turnaround was fast, I boosted conversions, so he made me a copywriter. That was my career for years. And it was killer prep for screenwriting.
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ko-fi.com/standplaatsk... or PayPal in bio!
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ko-fi.com/standplaatsk... or PayPal in bio!
Always look for opportunities to write! When I worked in IT I’d offer to write mass emails, user instructions, presentations, and intranet copy. Eventually the director started assigning them to me, and when I applied for my first copywriting job I had previous experience I could point to.
When I was a production assistant on The Office, the only writing of mine that anyone read was the catering menu I typed up each day for the crew. But I realized the menu was my chance to impress the writers. So here’s a quick #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread on HIDDEN OPPORTUNITIES.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Always look for opportunities to write! When I worked in IT I’d offer to write mass emails, user instructions, presentations, and intranet copy. Eventually the director started assigning them to me, and when I applied for my first copywriting job I had previous experience I could point to.
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This is a great thread. It applies to working in TV (my PA work got me promoted because I would cheerfully offer to do and learn more things), but also really any field. And it's really important to be someone people WANT to be around and work with.
When I was a production assistant on The Office, the only writing of mine that anyone read was the catering menu I typed up each day for the crew. But I realized the menu was my chance to impress the writers. So here’s a quick #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread on HIDDEN OPPORTUNITIES.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is a great thread. It applies to working in TV (my PA work got me promoted because I would cheerfully offer to do and learn more things), but also really any field. And it's really important to be someone people WANT to be around and work with.
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kirk is really enjoying fighting with spock, apparently
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 AM
kirk is really enjoying fighting with spock, apparently
I rarely see someone mention EBIRAH, HORROR OF THE DEEP but when I do I hear Josh from The Eltingville Club ranting in my head.
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I rarely see someone mention EBIRAH, HORROR OF THE DEEP but when I do I hear Josh from The Eltingville Club ranting in my head.
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In conclusion there was only ever one good alt-comix guy, it definitely wasn't Harvey Pekar or Bob Crumb, he was in the comics section of every paper and he's never received a fraction of the love he deserves
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In conclusion there was only ever one good alt-comix guy, it definitely wasn't Harvey Pekar or Bob Crumb, he was in the comics section of every paper and he's never received a fraction of the love he deserves
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i worked on the mechanics for this !! this is what ive been doing when im not working on wizards btw
A new edition of Toon: The Cartoon Roleplaying Game is coming to BackerKit! In this hilarious RPG, you'll become any human, creature, or inanimate object you can think of . . . or make up. Characters will fall down – but they'll never die. Sign up for project notifications today!
bit.ly/toon2ebk
bit.ly/toon2ebk
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i worked on the mechanics for this !! this is what ive been doing when im not working on wizards btw
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it’s DECEMBER so REMEMBER:
the #USSBIMBO Shop has GAY apparel for ✨YOU✨ and your 💕CREW💕!
U.S. orders over $100 from the entire site get FREE SHIPPING right now! 🛍️💖🖖🏻
the #USSBIMBO Shop has GAY apparel for ✨YOU✨ and your 💕CREW💕!
U.S. orders over $100 from the entire site get FREE SHIPPING right now! 🛍️💖🖖🏻
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December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s DECEMBER so REMEMBER:
the #USSBIMBO Shop has GAY apparel for ✨YOU✨ and your 💕CREW💕!
U.S. orders over $100 from the entire site get FREE SHIPPING right now! 🛍️💖🖖🏻
the #USSBIMBO Shop has GAY apparel for ✨YOU✨ and your 💕CREW💕!
U.S. orders over $100 from the entire site get FREE SHIPPING right now! 🛍️💖🖖🏻
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I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I made a big version of the character design sheet that old comics used to use, if you want to use it. it could be useful
#characterdesign
#characterdesign
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When I was a kid, my older brother was playing a modded version of Tribes that let you build stuff. He made a cowboy that was several stories tall and had a big hog that would launch you across the map. Players lined up to try it. I think we should build that instead of data centers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When I was a kid, my older brother was playing a modded version of Tribes that let you build stuff. He made a cowboy that was several stories tall and had a big hog that would launch you across the map. Players lined up to try it. I think we should build that instead of data centers.
Mental health experts: You’ll probably sleep better if you leave your phone in another room.
Me:
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Mental health experts: You’ll probably sleep better if you leave your phone in another room.
Me:
Me:
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"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"My buddy Steve, who doesn't wash his ass and calls women 'females,' whose last steady job was cleaning the 7-Eleven hot dog machine and he got fired, can't get laid. Here's 4,000 words about why that's the fault of Susan, a constitutional lawyer/supermodel who rescues puppies in her spare time."
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If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
I was 8. I had no idea what body horror or Cronenberg or mutilation was in cinema. I was as reviled as I was intrigued. They fucked up my transformers. But…like…they did it really wild-like. Hat tip Simon Furman.
I was 8. I had no idea what body horror or Cronenberg or mutilation was in cinema. I was as reviled as I was intrigued. They fucked up my transformers. But…like…they did it really wild-like. Hat tip Simon Furman.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
I was 8. I had no idea what body horror or Cronenberg or mutilation was in cinema. I was as reviled as I was intrigued. They fucked up my transformers. But…like…they did it really wild-like. Hat tip Simon Furman.
I was 8. I had no idea what body horror or Cronenberg or mutilation was in cinema. I was as reviled as I was intrigued. They fucked up my transformers. But…like…they did it really wild-like. Hat tip Simon Furman.
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If you see this post a Comics cover you love.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you see this post a Comics cover you love.
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If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
If I’m only going to get one…
If I’m only going to get one…
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
If I’m only going to get one…
If I’m only going to get one…
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
What a way to introduce a character.
What a way to introduce a character.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
What a way to introduce a character.
What a way to introduce a character.
This episode features the warning buoy I launched here on Bluesky! I’m honored.
On today’s #GreatestTrek, Kirk & Co. are more than puzzled when they encounter a giant celestial rubik’s cube that dogs them at every turn.
Listen to the full episode at: gagh.biz/greatesttrek
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #fods #friendsofdesoto
@maximumfun.org
Listen to the full episode at: gagh.biz/greatesttrek
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #fods #friendsofdesoto
@maximumfun.org
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This episode features the warning buoy I launched here on Bluesky! I’m honored.
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
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SALVATION, album by Rebecca Black
sorry but it slaps, and we as a society should just accept it. She's grown beyond Friday into genuinely excellent electro-pop and I loved it. Favorite track: Sugar Water Cyanide.
#ThingsAlexLiked2025
sorry but it slaps, and we as a society should just accept it. She's grown beyond Friday into genuinely excellent electro-pop and I loved it. Favorite track: Sugar Water Cyanide.
#ThingsAlexLiked2025
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
SALVATION, album by Rebecca Black
sorry but it slaps, and we as a society should just accept it. She's grown beyond Friday into genuinely excellent electro-pop and I loved it. Favorite track: Sugar Water Cyanide.
#ThingsAlexLiked2025
sorry but it slaps, and we as a society should just accept it. She's grown beyond Friday into genuinely excellent electro-pop and I loved it. Favorite track: Sugar Water Cyanide.
#ThingsAlexLiked2025