wade of mutilation
@waderockett.bsky.social
Seattle-area writer, TTRPG designer, horror movie watcher, Megalopolis fan, religion nerd, Toastie, Trekkie, and Friend of DeSoto.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
Pinned
Once I dreamt I was a Chaos Muppet. Soon I awaked, and I was myself again. Now I do not know whether I was an Order Muppet dreaming I was a Chaos Muppet, or whether I am now a Chaos Muppet, dreaming I am an Order Muppet.
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What if I started reposting the ol’ Iowa City Police Log strips here since right now they’re basically forgotten comic strips tacked to the wall of a nazi bar
July 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What if I started reposting the ol’ Iowa City Police Log strips here since right now they’re basically forgotten comic strips tacked to the wall of a nazi bar
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Enjoy all 40 Paperback Paradise bookmarks for just $20 ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Enjoy all 40 Paperback Paradise bookmarks for just $20 ☃️ shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...
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Give me your podcast recs.
We like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, You're Wrong About, A Cinematic Christmas Journey, Maintenance Phase, You Are Good...
We like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, You're Wrong About, A Cinematic Christmas Journey, Maintenance Phase, You Are Good...
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Give me your podcast recs.
We like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, You're Wrong About, A Cinematic Christmas Journey, Maintenance Phase, You Are Good...
We like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, You're Wrong About, A Cinematic Christmas Journey, Maintenance Phase, You Are Good...
🎵 ELECTRIC BARBABELLA
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🎵 ELECTRIC BARBABELLA
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you think you need to leave intelligent, thoughtful comments? lmao no
“loved it!” is all you need to say. blurt that out on Steam, YouTube, Amazon for whatever game, book, or video caught your fancy
The algorithm is all consuming but you can help cool people by just commenting “👍🏼”’ so do it
“loved it!” is all you need to say. blurt that out on Steam, YouTube, Amazon for whatever game, book, or video caught your fancy
The algorithm is all consuming but you can help cool people by just commenting “👍🏼”’ so do it
PRO TIP
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
If you have YouTubers you like and follow and watch their videos a lot
leave innane/positive comments on their videos. The algo is all fucked up for YT creators and a lot of videos get sent to the void for whatever reason.
I hate doing it, but I've been trying to do it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
you think you need to leave intelligent, thoughtful comments? lmao no
“loved it!” is all you need to say. blurt that out on Steam, YouTube, Amazon for whatever game, book, or video caught your fancy
The algorithm is all consuming but you can help cool people by just commenting “👍🏼”’ so do it
“loved it!” is all you need to say. blurt that out on Steam, YouTube, Amazon for whatever game, book, or video caught your fancy
The algorithm is all consuming but you can help cool people by just commenting “👍🏼”’ so do it
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Cyber Monday, will you shop with my vintage and antique shop? Included in our wares: so many wonderful pins and pin backs. putthisonshop.com/search?page=...
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Cyber Monday, will you shop with my vintage and antique shop? Included in our wares: so many wonderful pins and pin backs. putthisonshop.com/search?page=...
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We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.
Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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One More Drifter in the Snow by Aimee Mann on Apple Music
Album · 2006 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I’m 58. Why would I want TTRPGs in 2025 to promote the toxic stew of bad ideas and shitty opinions I had when I was a 14 year old boy playing D&D in the early 1980s?
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m 58. Why would I want TTRPGs in 2025 to promote the toxic stew of bad ideas and shitty opinions I had when I was a 14 year old boy playing D&D in the early 1980s?
It’s too bad Nirvana never made a Christmas album.
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s too bad Nirvana never made a Christmas album.
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We bought a "girafa di natale" in Milan which is clearly a reindeer, not, sadly, a Christmas giraffe.
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We bought a "girafa di natale" in Milan which is clearly a reindeer, not, sadly, a Christmas giraffe.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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(Plays “Darling Nikki”)
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
Prince’s obsession with Fox led to him privately commissioning a shot by shot remake of Back to the Future with the original cast and crew, but with himself as Marty McFly.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
(Plays “Darling Nikki”)
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Do you follow me and have no clue what an mst3k is?
Well...What if silly scifi framing device for riffing on awful movies?
Bear in mind this show started in the 90s, so only seasons 11 onward have uh...more modern sensibilities for jokes. But otherwise, pick a cheesy movie that sounds intriguing!
Well...What if silly scifi framing device for riffing on awful movies?
Bear in mind this show started in the 90s, so only seasons 11 onward have uh...more modern sensibilities for jokes. But otherwise, pick a cheesy movie that sounds intriguing!
The Netflix MST3Ks have escaped and are now on YouTube!
youtu.be/beJMHZlgtz8?...
youtu.be/beJMHZlgtz8?...
MSK3K 1102: Cry Wilderness
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Do you follow me and have no clue what an mst3k is?
Well...What if silly scifi framing device for riffing on awful movies?
Bear in mind this show started in the 90s, so only seasons 11 onward have uh...more modern sensibilities for jokes. But otherwise, pick a cheesy movie that sounds intriguing!
Well...What if silly scifi framing device for riffing on awful movies?
Bear in mind this show started in the 90s, so only seasons 11 onward have uh...more modern sensibilities for jokes. But otherwise, pick a cheesy movie that sounds intriguing!
Oompa Loompas: …like the Oompa Loompa doopity-do!
Me: *whistling and clapping* Yeah! Yeah! Whoooo!
Oompa Loompa (Bruce Springsteen in orange makeup): Thanks a lot. Now, this one is a new number…and it’s something a little different.
Me: *whistling and clapping* Yeah! Yeah! Whoooo!
Oompa Loompa (Bruce Springsteen in orange makeup): Thanks a lot. Now, this one is a new number…and it’s something a little different.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oompa Loompas: …like the Oompa Loompa doopity-do!
Me: *whistling and clapping* Yeah! Yeah! Whoooo!
Oompa Loompa (Bruce Springsteen in orange makeup): Thanks a lot. Now, this one is a new number…and it’s something a little different.
Me: *whistling and clapping* Yeah! Yeah! Whoooo!
Oompa Loompa (Bruce Springsteen in orange makeup): Thanks a lot. Now, this one is a new number…and it’s something a little different.
(Plays “Darling Nikki”)
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
Prince’s obsession with Fox led to him privately commissioning a shot by shot remake of Back to the Future with the original cast and crew, but with himself as Marty McFly.
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
(Plays “Darling Nikki”)
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
I guess u guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids…are gonna love it.
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That time Prince called Robert Palmer and told him, "Hold my beer. I've seen the future and it will be. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."
This call is actually not the only time on record where Prince ended a phone call with a Michael J. Fox impression.
This call is actually not the only time on record where Prince ended a phone call with a Michael J. Fox impression.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That time Prince called Robert Palmer and told him, "Hold my beer. I've seen the future and it will be. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."
This call is actually not the only time on record where Prince ended a phone call with a Michael J. Fox impression.
This call is actually not the only time on record where Prince ended a phone call with a Michael J. Fox impression.
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I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
“write only what you know” is bullshit because a man wrote silent hill f and this shit rocks!!!! its feminist core resonates SO strongly if you’re a woman!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
Me: (sleeping peacefully)
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Siri, set 6:30 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me: (sleeping peacefully)
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
Prince: GET THE FUNK UP
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Post your favorite comics panel
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Post your favorite comics panel
Siri, set 6:30 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Siri, set 6:30 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 6:45 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:00 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:05 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:09 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
Siri, set 7:10 a.m. alarm to “Batdance”.
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Hey, got my own copy, and now that this is out, it's worth bringing up the Page XX articles I did for 13th Age 1e, which are still just as useful with 2e!
The first is Mighty Deeds, a ritual variant for martial classes to perform acts of cunning trickery and superhuman strength!
The first is Mighty Deeds, a ritual variant for martial classes to perform acts of cunning trickery and superhuman strength!
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hey, got my own copy, and now that this is out, it's worth bringing up the Page XX articles I did for 13th Age 1e, which are still just as useful with 2e!
The first is Mighty Deeds, a ritual variant for martial classes to perform acts of cunning trickery and superhuman strength!
The first is Mighty Deeds, a ritual variant for martial classes to perform acts of cunning trickery and superhuman strength!