wade of mutilation
@waderockett.bsky.social
Seattle-area writer, TTRPG designer, horror movie watcher, Megalopolis fan, religion nerd, Toastie, Trekkie, and Friend of DeSoto.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
He/him
Protect trans lives.
Black lives matter.
Fuck fascism.
Pinned
Once I dreamt I was a Chaos Muppet. Soon I awaked, and I was myself again. Now I do not know whether I was an Order Muppet dreaming I was a Chaos Muppet, or whether I am now a Chaos Muppet, dreaming I am an Order Muppet.
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one of the funniest pieces The Onion has done all year, and it's been a GOOD YEAR.
theonion.com/oprah-pursue...
theonion.com/oprah-pursue...
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
one of the funniest pieces The Onion has done all year, and it's been a GOOD YEAR.
theonion.com/oprah-pursue...
theonion.com/oprah-pursue...
MURDER ON THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD: a Miss Marple Mystery
Public Domain Day 2026 is almost here. On January 1, works from 1930—including Miss Marple, Animal Crackers, and The Little Engine That Could—enter the U.S. public domain. Expect celebration, confusion, and at least one Betty Boop slasher film. Sorry in advance.
copyrightlately.com/public-domai...
copyrightlately.com/public-domai...
Public Domain Day 2026 Is Coming: Here's What to Know
On January 1, 2026, works from 1930—including Nancy Drew, Betty Boop, and The Maltese Falcon—hit the U.S. public domain. Here’s what it all means.
copyrightlately.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
MURDER ON THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD: a Miss Marple Mystery
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Hey, look, For the Queen is on sale right now! If you don't have a copy for some reason, at sixteen canadian dollars you can't afford *not* to canada.critrole.com/collections/...
For the Queen
Hear ye, hear ye: Your Grace is primed for her voyage, and has chosen you to accompany her! For the Queen is a card-driven collaborative storytelling game that invites you to tell a dramatic narrative...
canada.critrole.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hey, look, For the Queen is on sale right now! If you don't have a copy for some reason, at sixteen canadian dollars you can't afford *not* to canada.critrole.com/collections/...
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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DAY 1, GAME 6: The comic DIE from @kierongillen.bsky.social is a terrific exploration of friends at the gaming table and gaming history, and his RPG born of the story (or is it the other way around?) is equally brilliant. My Fool die is a personal talisman. rowanrookanddecard.com/product/die-...
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
DAY 1, GAME 6: The comic DIE from @kierongillen.bsky.social is a terrific exploration of friends at the gaming table and gaming history, and his RPG born of the story (or is it the other way around?) is equally brilliant. My Fool die is a personal talisman. rowanrookanddecard.com/product/die-...
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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The cat from next door is once again at my patio door begging for food and probably some assistance putting an end to his indignity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The cat from next door is once again at my patio door begging for food and probably some assistance putting an end to his indignity.
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There's a sun-beaten nearly fully faded "Ron Paul Revolution!" Billboard on the 15 between Baker and Yuca Grove (iirc) and every time I see it it feels like the most 2009-2012 relic there could be.
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
There's a sun-beaten nearly fully faded "Ron Paul Revolution!" Billboard on the 15 between Baker and Yuca Grove (iirc) and every time I see it it feels like the most 2009-2012 relic there could be.
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FOURTH RULE IS:
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
FOURTH RULE IS:
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One of the reasons I believe a realistic situational picture is important is because it tells *these current bozos can be beaten.*
For the most part, they aren't even close to achieving the kind of totalitarian control and crushing of the opposition Nazis were able to establish in just few years.
For the most part, they aren't even close to achieving the kind of totalitarian control and crushing of the opposition Nazis were able to establish in just few years.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
One of the reasons I believe a realistic situational picture is important is because it tells *these current bozos can be beaten.*
For the most part, they aren't even close to achieving the kind of totalitarian control and crushing of the opposition Nazis were able to establish in just few years.
For the most part, they aren't even close to achieving the kind of totalitarian control and crushing of the opposition Nazis were able to establish in just few years.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
This is a great thread.
i think the thing most sci-fi universes get wrong is that a lot of them are trying to be cool and george lucas implicitly understood that it needs to look cool, lived in, and also everything's kinda weird enough for the audience to go "woah what is WEIRD" and gawk at it
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is a great thread.
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You probably in a healthy considerate well balanced relationship
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You probably in a healthy considerate well balanced relationship
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Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video
Yeah, I mean, I'm critical of any video nowadays that is trying to elicit an emotional response, especially when it's asking for subs at the end. It's weird that all the people seem to end up with the dog they want. And shelters are overflowing, where are the rooms full of people wanting to adopt?
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I’M GETTING DRUNK
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
summoner geeks
YouTube video by xhooliganx
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December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ROLL THE DICE TO SEE IF I’M GETTING DRUNK
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
(sigh) *rolls some dice* Yeah, you are!
ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE?
youtu.be/zng5kRle4FA?... #DnD #TTRPG
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I pitched real housewives of the manosphere and Bravo TV laughed at me. Well well well
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I pitched real housewives of the manosphere and Bravo TV laughed at me. Well well well
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That’s how I got my start! As an admin at a tech startup, I asked the overworked marketing VP if I could help out w/copy. He tested my skills, said yes. My turnaround was fast, I boosted conversions, so he made me a copywriter. That was my career for years. And it was killer prep for screenwriting.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That’s how I got my start! As an admin at a tech startup, I asked the overworked marketing VP if I could help out w/copy. He tested my skills, said yes. My turnaround was fast, I boosted conversions, so he made me a copywriter. That was my career for years. And it was killer prep for screenwriting.
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ko-fi.com/standplaatsk... or PayPal in bio!
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ko-fi.com/standplaatsk... or PayPal in bio!
Always look for opportunities to write! When I worked in IT I’d offer to write mass emails, user instructions, presentations, and intranet copy. Eventually the director started assigning them to me, and when I applied for my first copywriting job I had previous experience I could point to.
When I was a production assistant on The Office, the only writing of mine that anyone read was the catering menu I typed up each day for the crew. But I realized the menu was my chance to impress the writers. So here’s a quick #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread on HIDDEN OPPORTUNITIES.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Always look for opportunities to write! When I worked in IT I’d offer to write mass emails, user instructions, presentations, and intranet copy. Eventually the director started assigning them to me, and when I applied for my first copywriting job I had previous experience I could point to.
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This is a great thread. It applies to working in TV (my PA work got me promoted because I would cheerfully offer to do and learn more things), but also really any field. And it's really important to be someone people WANT to be around and work with.
When I was a production assistant on The Office, the only writing of mine that anyone read was the catering menu I typed up each day for the crew. But I realized the menu was my chance to impress the writers. So here’s a quick #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread on HIDDEN OPPORTUNITIES.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is a great thread. It applies to working in TV (my PA work got me promoted because I would cheerfully offer to do and learn more things), but also really any field. And it's really important to be someone people WANT to be around and work with.