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@mercuryal.bsky.social
All aboard the #USSBIMBO 🚀 i’ll B ur Cap’n 💅🏻 your angle 😇… or yuor devil 😈
Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻
🔞 dni 🖕🏻a i 💬 use alt text
🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/
also accepting tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal
Friendly Neighborhood Space Ace 💖🖖🏻
🔞 dni 🖕🏻a i 💬 use alt text
🛍️ Bimbofleet Shop: https://ussbimbo-shop-fourthwall-com-shop.fourthwall.com/
also accepting tips 💸 v e n m o @Mercuryal
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@mercuryal.bsky.social
· Nov 26
#USSBIMBO crossed the 1K THRESHOLD!
Thank you all for being here with me on this tough little ship 💖🖖🏻✨
Thank you all for being here with me on this tough little ship 💖🖖🏻✨
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A smooth galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.059 (lookback time 819.8 million years) with coordinates (147.31038, 14.86845).
58 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
It is at redshift 0.059 (lookback time 819.8 million years) with coordinates (147.31038, 14.86845).
58 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A smooth galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.
It is at redshift 0.059 (lookback time 819.8 million years) with coordinates (147.31038, 14.86845).
58 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
It is at redshift 0.059 (lookback time 819.8 million years) with coordinates (147.31038, 14.86845).
58 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
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if billy joel was in 2025 it would be its still hyperpop to me
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
if billy joel was in 2025 it would be its still hyperpop to me
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[very 'les mis' intonation] stars
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
[very 'les mis' intonation] stars
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saw one of these in modded minecraft
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
saw one of these in modded minecraft
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gritty reboot of astrology where all the constellations are homocidal/suicidal creatures and the only thing the stars tell you is to go fuck yourself
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
gritty reboot of astrology where all the constellations are homocidal/suicidal creatures and the only thing the stars tell you is to go fuck yourself
PRAYING FER DAT LAKE EFFECT #SnowDay #Milwaukee 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🌨️🌨️🌨️🌊🌊🌊❄️❄️❄️☃️☃️☃️🪩🪩🪩⛸️⛸️⛸️🤍🤍🤍✨✨✨
🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 29 at 2:21AM CST until November 30 at 6:00AM CST by NWS Milwaukee/Sullivan WI 🚨
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
PRAYING FER DAT LAKE EFFECT #SnowDay #Milwaukee 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🌨️🌨️🌨️🌊🌊🌊❄️❄️❄️☃️☃️☃️🪩🪩🪩⛸️⛸️⛸️🤍🤍🤍✨✨✨
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This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
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If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you see this post, you are blessed with a prize from the FUN CHICKEN
mine seems to be broken, wonder if that’s from that bsky search malfunction which doesn’t allow me to search chunks of my older posts, everyone else gets all their posts analyzed, but mine only goes back less than 1k, shit fucking hell 🙃
@mercuryal.bsky.social has swears! They've used 82 profanities in their last 956 posts.
🥇 "shit" (18 times)
🥈 "fuck" (8 times)
🥉 "hell" (8 times)
🥇 "shit" (18 times)
🥈 "fuck" (8 times)
🥉 "hell" (8 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
mine seems to be broken, wonder if that’s from that bsky search malfunction which doesn’t allow me to search chunks of my older posts, everyone else gets all their posts analyzed, but mine only goes back less than 1k, shit fucking hell 🙃
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THE CHEETAHS ARE SNUGGLING. REPEAT: THE CHEETAHS ARE SNUGGLING (Den 2) nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
nationalzoo.si.edu
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
THE CHEETAHS ARE SNUGGLING. REPEAT: THE CHEETAHS ARE SNUGGLING (Den 2) nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
@profanity.accountant show me the money
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
@profanity.accountant show me the money
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
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a specifically internet-era emotion is "I'm worried about you, you've been firing off too many banger tweets"
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
a specifically internet-era emotion is "I'm worried about you, you've been firing off too many banger tweets"
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“A leaked internal memo shows UPS' entire fleet of McDonnell Douglas MD-11 cargo planes will be grounded longer than expected because they need more extensive repairs than previously thought.”
(The reason for these repairs and maintenance is the recent deadly crash near Louisville.)
(The reason for these repairs and maintenance is the recent deadly crash near Louisville.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
“A leaked internal memo shows UPS' entire fleet of McDonnell Douglas MD-11 cargo planes will be grounded longer than expected because they need more extensive repairs than previously thought.”
(The reason for these repairs and maintenance is the recent deadly crash near Louisville.)
(The reason for these repairs and maintenance is the recent deadly crash near Louisville.)
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IT IS NOT A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY
IT IS A BENOIT BLANC MYSTERY
DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BRANDING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
IT IS A BENOIT BLANC MYSTERY
DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BRANDING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
IT IS NOT A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY
IT IS A BENOIT BLANC MYSTERY
DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BRANDING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
IT IS A BENOIT BLANC MYSTERY
DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT BRANDING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
@profanity.accountant gimme the low down
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
@profanity.accountant gimme the low down
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
In Wisconsin [and within 50ft]:
Blue Heron
Whitetail Buck
Bald Eagle
Timber Rattlesnake
Muskrat
Out of State:
Manitoban Elk
Black-tailed Prairie Dog
American Bison
Red Squirrel
Mediterranean House Gecko
In Wisconsin [and within 50ft]:
Blue Heron
Whitetail Buck
Bald Eagle
Timber Rattlesnake
Muskrat
Out of State:
Manitoban Elk
Black-tailed Prairie Dog
American Bison
Red Squirrel
Mediterranean House Gecko
Coyote
Moose
Bear
Hammerhead shark
Sea lion
Moose
Bear
Hammerhead shark
Sea lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
In Wisconsin [and within 50ft]:
Blue Heron
Whitetail Buck
Bald Eagle
Timber Rattlesnake
Muskrat
Out of State:
Manitoban Elk
Black-tailed Prairie Dog
American Bison
Red Squirrel
Mediterranean House Gecko
In Wisconsin [and within 50ft]:
Blue Heron
Whitetail Buck
Bald Eagle
Timber Rattlesnake
Muskrat
Out of State:
Manitoban Elk
Black-tailed Prairie Dog
American Bison
Red Squirrel
Mediterranean House Gecko
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Most MST3K movies are like "it's hard to make a good movie, good for them for trying." "Hobgoblins" is just no fun. It's just a rip off and it actively hates the audience.
Truly one of the worst movies ever made and one of the most scathing riffs MST3K ever did. I laugh every time I see it even when I know what jokes are coming.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Most MST3K movies are like "it's hard to make a good movie, good for them for trying." "Hobgoblins" is just no fun. It's just a rip off and it actively hates the audience.
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do they still call it cyber sex
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
do they still call it cyber sex
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Everyone says French is a beautiful language and then occasionally it sounds like Klingon
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Everyone says French is a beautiful language and then occasionally it sounds like Klingon
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Indulging in 90s nostalgia by listening to world music and Gregorian chant while X-Files: Fight the Future plays on the TV.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Indulging in 90s nostalgia by listening to world music and Gregorian chant while X-Files: Fight the Future plays on the TV.
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coyotes are screamin tonight (probably have to turn the volume way up tho I'm recording from in bed haha)
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
coyotes are screamin tonight (probably have to turn the volume way up tho I'm recording from in bed haha)