John
@johncnj.bsky.social
Previously known as JohnM15 on the bird site.
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John
@johncnj.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m so old I remember when ‘left to their own devices’ didn’t suggest electronics.
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Some nights I throw all of my coats on the bed in the guest room so it looks like I’m having a big party.
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it's like that ancient chinese curse: may you live to become west coast editor of vanity fair
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's like that ancient chinese curse: may you live to become west coast editor of vanity fair
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building a time machine to go forward far enough to see if this post will be a banger
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
building a time machine to go forward far enough to see if this post will be a banger
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Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Is it worth posting a picture of my new swingset? I'm going back and forth on it.
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The media needs to stop calling it a peace plan. It's a Republican surrender plan for Europe. Why? Because Republicans have embraced fascist plutocracy and Europe isn't.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/23/e...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/23/e...
Trump’s signals to Zelensky and Europe: Accept this plan or you’re on your own | CNN
The 28-point plan hammered out by US and Russian envoys and put to Ukraine this week came with a deadline and an implicit threat: Sign up or face the risk of being abandoned.
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The media needs to stop calling it a peace plan. It's a Republican surrender plan for Europe. Why? Because Republicans have embraced fascist plutocracy and Europe isn't.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/23/e...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/23/e...
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Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Tyson is closing a Nebraska plant that employs 3,200 workers in order to “right-size” its business.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
The meatpacking giant paid its CEO $22.7M last year, 525x its median employee's pay.
It also spent $196M in stock buybacks to reward shareholders.
Textbook corporate greed.
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No one thought it was possible to be a worse attorney general than Merrick Garland, but Pam Bondi is really giving it a go.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
No one thought it was possible to be a worse attorney general than Merrick Garland, but Pam Bondi is really giving it a go.
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There needs to be a required course in college after this regime is over. The course will cover Trump from rise to fall. We are in the moment now. It's so crazy, ya'll. The stuff we are seeing and hearing on a daily basis.
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There needs to be a required course in college after this regime is over. The course will cover Trump from rise to fall. We are in the moment now. It's so crazy, ya'll. The stuff we are seeing and hearing on a daily basis.
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One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
One last thing: If AOC runs against Schumer, she will win.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
Democrats need to make a hard left turn.
Mamdani has proven it is time.
The people of the United States are ready for politicians who will not just say they'lll fight for them, but will actually do so once elected.
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What Pam Bondi and Lindsey Halligan did was not incompetence. It was intentional misconduct. They both must be disbarred.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What Pam Bondi and Lindsey Halligan did was not incompetence. It was intentional misconduct. They both must be disbarred.
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
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The targeting of Mark Kelly isn’t politics...it’s the sick new normal created by a movement that can’t win arguments, only intimidate. When public servants become targets, freedom isn’t next in line… it’s already in danger. Fortunately, the outrage is intensifying rapidly.
#HOLDFAST
#HOLDFAST
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The targeting of Mark Kelly isn’t politics...it’s the sick new normal created by a movement that can’t win arguments, only intimidate. When public servants become targets, freedom isn’t next in line… it’s already in danger. Fortunately, the outrage is intensifying rapidly.
#HOLDFAST
#HOLDFAST
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Corporate Democrats are almost as bad as Republicans.
We need to swing hard left and bring America into the future.
We need to swing hard left and bring America into the future.
Yet 86 house dems just voted yay to pass a bill titled "denouncing the horrors of socialism"🤮
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Corporate Democrats are almost as bad as Republicans.
We need to swing hard left and bring America into the future.
We need to swing hard left and bring America into the future.
When I finally remember that profound but forgotten shower thought, it comes with the realization that it wasn’t all that profound. Maybe forgetting it was my brain trying to save me from future embarrassment.
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When I finally remember that profound but forgotten shower thought, it comes with the realization that it wasn’t all that profound. Maybe forgetting it was my brain trying to save me from future embarrassment.
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GOOD tidings? In this economy?
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
GOOD tidings? In this economy?
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AAA says nearly 73 million people will travel by car for the Thanksgiving holiday, including the guy in front of you who is weaving between lanes, driving too slow or has had their turn signal on for 20 miles.
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
AAA says nearly 73 million people will travel by car for the Thanksgiving holiday, including the guy in front of you who is weaving between lanes, driving too slow or has had their turn signal on for 20 miles.
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Female chickens are hens.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Female chickens are hens.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
Female turkeys are hens.
They had to call male turkeys toms, because no one wanted to say gobblin cock at the dinner table.
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
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My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My jokes are so corny that I even a-maize myself.