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Salty Saini
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He/him/they
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“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!”

ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Where are the people who said harping on Project 2025 was fear mongering? Come outside we ain't gonna jump you
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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As with Charlie Kirk, Republicans are fiercely loyal to the general idea of Donald Trump but will furiously refuse to grapple with anything specific that he actually says or does.
I didn't see the tweet. I didn't hear the comment. I didn't watch the speech.

Republicans have been feigning ignorance about their mad king for eight years now.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Amazing that the GOP is simultaneously always in lockstep on Trump messaging, but always seems to miss the latest speech or Truth Social post when it suits them.
MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell

JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too

D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals?

J: I didn't see it

D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The real cancel culture is liberals cancelling their Disney+ subscriptions, not Trump firing Jimmy Kimmel.
September 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Bengaluru city was home to 250 lakes in the 1960s. By some estimates, that's now reduced to roughly 180, primarily due to encroachment for apartments and city infrastructure and excessive extraction of groundwater.
As climate risks grow, India's Bengaluru is trying to save its vanishing lakes
Southern India’s Bengaluru city, sometimes called India’s Silicon Valley because of the large number of tech companies that are based here, was home to 250 lakes in the 1960s, which by some estimates have now reduced to roughly 180, primarily due to encroachment for apartments and city infrastructur
bit.ly
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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PSA: A "Major Terrorist Organization" (MTO) is not a thing. The Immigration and Nationality Act *delegates* power to the State Department to designate *FOREIGN* terrorist organizations (FTOs) based on certain criteria. It doesn't apply to domestic orgs.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I almost did a "if Charlie Kirk had been armed" joke but I honestly thought it was too offensive.

A depressing thing about this account is how often I won't do a gag headline because it's too offensive and then someone does that headline for real.
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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We are living in Andor without the everyday heros.
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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We would have been done talking about it on Thursday.
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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How it started / how it's going
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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You ever surprise a two-year old while they’re mid-dump? That’s what Kash Patel looks like just shorter.
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
September 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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“a sentient[,] aerial view of a spilled bowl of soup”

I hope that was right after a huge bong rip.
Hatton, a sentient aerial view of a spilled bowl of soup, is the mascot for Tome City. The ingredients in the soup are local produce, and the spillage is in the shape of the city.
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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incredible work. become uncarryable.
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The world is full of young men who lived dissolute lives, who think as they approach middle age, that ideological rigidity and moral posturing are the path back to self-respect and redemption.
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I'm trying to understand this. They're going to filter out the people who are losing employment to hurt the president's employment numbers? I'm not being sarcastic. Is that what he's saying?
Lutnick says the jobs numbers "will get better because you'll take out the people who are just trying to create noise against the president ... this is gonna be the greatest growth economy six months from now, a year from today"
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Trump is making media orgs and universities pay him money like a protection racket and the press is trying so hard to not report this obvious fact.
July 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Do any of these reporters writing about how using the a/c is bad for the environment want to write about AI instead or
July 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM