🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️🌈
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social
Anthro PhD Candidate.
nukes, cats, semiotics, FOIA, existential threats, heritage, nationalism, secrecy, etc.
gonzo journo
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nukes, cats, semiotics, FOIA, existential threats, heritage, nationalism, secrecy, etc.
gonzo journo
QUEER
RT/Fave/etc ≠agree
he/him
http://patreon.com/nuclearanthro
http://paypal.me/nuclearanthro
https://osf.io/46sfd/
It feels like the same impulse that makes people want to nuke hurricanes.*
*wildfires, the moon, other countries, whales, gas fields, etc
*wildfires, the moon, other countries, whales, gas fields, etc
Why do people think the garbage disposal is a black hole?
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It feels like the same impulse that makes people want to nuke hurricanes.*
*wildfires, the moon, other countries, whales, gas fields, etc
*wildfires, the moon, other countries, whales, gas fields, etc
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf? now get ready for elf in the garbage disposal
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
you’ve heard of elf on the shelf? now get ready for elf in the garbage disposal
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"President Trump emphasized that he expects the first two hulls to hit the water in two and a half years, a timeline that is not plausible given current understanding of the constraints imposed by the laws of physics."
nationalsecurityjournal.org/the-trump-cl...
nationalsecurityjournal.org/the-trump-cl...
The Trump-Class Battleship Summed Up In 1 Word
Trump wants “guided missile battleships,” but shipyards, timelines, and survivability don’t add up. The real payoff may be industrial revival.
nationalsecurityjournal.org
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"President Trump emphasized that he expects the first two hulls to hit the water in two and a half years, a timeline that is not plausible given current understanding of the constraints imposed by the laws of physics."
nationalsecurityjournal.org/the-trump-cl...
nationalsecurityjournal.org/the-trump-cl...
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Thriftstore find of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Thriftstore find of the year.
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The Chamber raised that argument and she said it was too clever, accepting the Trump admin’s argument that it’s not a fee, it’s a restriction on entry for anyone who doesn’t have an employer who pays, therefore, not a fee.
I… disagree.
I… disagree.
In practice, seems like this amounts to a (very large) tax on businesses that hire employees on H1B visas, one that goes far beyond any possible fee for administrative/processing costs into major revenue raising reserved for Congress (based on objections to executive taxation going back to James I)
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Chamber raised that argument and she said it was too clever, accepting the Trump admin’s argument that it’s not a fee, it’s a restriction on entry for anyone who doesn’t have an employer who pays, therefore, not a fee.
I… disagree.
I… disagree.
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WHOA. I am genuinely *shocked.*
December 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
WHOA. I am genuinely *shocked.*
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I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
Trump: If we build more housing, the price of homes will go down, and homeowners will lose their wealth.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
I. Loathe. Landlords.
I love that he's explaining the housing crisis from the landlord perspective
Trump: If we build more housing, the price of homes will go down, and homeowners will lose their wealth.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I. Loathe. Landlords.
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I'm doing the Victoria sponge out of spite now since you lot are all acting like I'm incapable of making toast.
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm doing the Victoria sponge out of spite now since you lot are all acting like I'm incapable of making toast.
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I totally forgot they do this. This is so cute 😂
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I totally forgot they do this. This is so cute 😂
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I like @vixen.science's idea"
"...the FAA should be in charge of “ATC Tracks Santa”.
He’s a civilian aircraft w/clearance into controlled airspace.
It’d be great publicity...for showing voting public how air traffic control actually works, using a training target that everyone can relate to"
"...the FAA should be in charge of “ATC Tracks Santa”.
He’s a civilian aircraft w/clearance into controlled airspace.
It’d be great publicity...for showing voting public how air traffic control actually works, using a training target that everyone can relate to"
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I like @vixen.science's idea"
"...the FAA should be in charge of “ATC Tracks Santa”.
He’s a civilian aircraft w/clearance into controlled airspace.
It’d be great publicity...for showing voting public how air traffic control actually works, using a training target that everyone can relate to"
"...the FAA should be in charge of “ATC Tracks Santa”.
He’s a civilian aircraft w/clearance into controlled airspace.
It’d be great publicity...for showing voting public how air traffic control actually works, using a training target that everyone can relate to"
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This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.
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"Nuclear exchanges and gift exchanges should be kept separate", brilliant writing as always from @nuclearanthro.bsky.social
I would offer it's overtly implied (and even more explicit back in the Cold War) in the association with NORAD given NORAD's jobsets then and now.
www.patreon.com/posts/of-gif...
I just made this public for all if you want to read a post on it.
www.patreon.com/posts/of-gif...
I just made this public for all if you want to read a post on it.
Of Gifts, Nuclear Exchanges, & NORAD Tracks Santa | Martin Pfeiffer
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December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Nuclear exchanges and gift exchanges should be kept separate", brilliant writing as always from @nuclearanthro.bsky.social
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This aspect of the NORAD Santa tracker I had not heard of before, which implies that Rudolph's nose is of a similar temperature to ballistic missile exhaust.
www.space.com/entertainmen...
I assume @nuclearanthro.bsky.social knew of this already?
www.space.com/entertainmen...
I assume @nuclearanthro.bsky.social knew of this already?
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This aspect of the NORAD Santa tracker I had not heard of before, which implies that Rudolph's nose is of a similar temperature to ballistic missile exhaust.
www.space.com/entertainmen...
I assume @nuclearanthro.bsky.social knew of this already?
www.space.com/entertainmen...
I assume @nuclearanthro.bsky.social knew of this already?
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If NOAA tracked Santa, we could ALSO determine if flying reindeer have a negative impact on bird migration.
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If NOAA tracked Santa, we could ALSO determine if flying reindeer have a negative impact on bird migration.
And they would say that, wouldn't they?
So they say
December 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
And they would say that, wouldn't they?
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I don’t get nuclear launch authority, you don’t get Santa Tracks NORAD, we all make sacrifices.
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don’t get nuclear launch authority, you don’t get Santa Tracks NORAD, we all make sacrifices.
They made it so you can't do this after somebody did this with a training tape.
And there's a non zero chance that somebody leaves the "Santa tape" in the computer and triggers a nuclear alert
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They made it so you can't do this after somebody did this with a training tape.
DoD is ostensibly, according to Regime, the "War Department" which means the "War Department" is now tracking Santa.
Santa + War Department seems a little off.
In any case, here is a brief, free and public to all, post about (some) of my issues with NORAD Tracks Santa.
#NuclearWarOnXmas
Santa + War Department seems a little off.
In any case, here is a brief, free and public to all, post about (some) of my issues with NORAD Tracks Santa.
#NuclearWarOnXmas
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
DoD is ostensibly, according to Regime, the "War Department" which means the "War Department" is now tracking Santa.
Santa + War Department seems a little off.
In any case, here is a brief, free and public to all, post about (some) of my issues with NORAD Tracks Santa.
#NuclearWarOnXmas
Santa + War Department seems a little off.
In any case, here is a brief, free and public to all, post about (some) of my issues with NORAD Tracks Santa.
#NuclearWarOnXmas
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oh, HELL no. How many people with SAD / Vitamin D deficiency are gonna buy these things
cc: @cpsc.gov
cc: @cpsc.gov
“Do not use the Chroma D-Light UV lamp. Consult a health care professional if you experience skin reactions and burns or eye damage.” recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec... - Government of Canada
#Health #Recall #SafetyRecall #VitaminD
#Health #Recall #SafetyRecall #VitaminD
Unlicensed Chroma D-Light UV Lamp May Pose Health Risks - Canada.ca
Health Canada is warning consumers not to use the unlicensed Chroma D-Light, a UV lamp sold online and promoted as a way to support vitamin D levels, and has requested the company to take action to ad...
recalls-rappels.canada.ca
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
oh, HELL no. How many people with SAD / Vitamin D deficiency are gonna buy these things
cc: @cpsc.gov
cc: @cpsc.gov
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY AFTERNOON!
HOORAY ADORABLE GREEN EYED KITTY AND THEIR ADORABLE YET CLEARLY UNPREPARED SELFIE!😻😻😻
HOORAY ADORABLE GREEN EYED KITTY AND THEIR ADORABLE YET CLEARLY UNPREPARED SELFIE!😻😻😻
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
😻😻😻CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EARLY AFTERNOON!
HOORAY ADORABLE GREEN EYED KITTY AND THEIR ADORABLE YET CLEARLY UNPREPARED SELFIE!😻😻😻
HOORAY ADORABLE GREEN EYED KITTY AND THEIR ADORABLE YET CLEARLY UNPREPARED SELFIE!😻😻😻
My aunt brought me these wonderful cat themed chopsticks from her recent visit to Japan!
:D
:D
December 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My aunt brought me these wonderful cat themed chopsticks from her recent visit to Japan!
:D
:D
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70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
70+ free printable "How to Report ICE" zines with info on the SALUTE protocol and local hotline numbers for all over the country! Including some in Spanish!
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
There is an info sheet on how to fold and cut the zines and a form to request a zine for your area.
drive.google.com/drive/folder...
USA continues to demand zero enrichment (having pulled a Pearl Harbor style surprise attack on Iranian nuclear facilities during last round of nuclear talks).
Iran continues to make clear that it will not accept zero enrichment, ceteris paribus.
Trump has repeatedly shit the bed re: Iran
Iran continues to make clear that it will not accept zero enrichment, ceteris paribus.
Trump has repeatedly shit the bed re: Iran
US, Iran spar over nuclear talks at UN
The United States and Iran traded barbs at the United Nations Security Council on Tuesday over conditions for reviving nuclear talks, with the U.S. saying it remains ready for direct negotiations and ...
www.reuters.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
USA continues to demand zero enrichment (having pulled a Pearl Harbor style surprise attack on Iranian nuclear facilities during last round of nuclear talks).
Iran continues to make clear that it will not accept zero enrichment, ceteris paribus.
Trump has repeatedly shit the bed re: Iran
Iran continues to make clear that it will not accept zero enrichment, ceteris paribus.
Trump has repeatedly shit the bed re: Iran
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"Why is any of this okay with so many of those who once claimed to be free-speech champions or absolutists? Because, quite obviously, they were not."
I endorse. And admittedly feel some frustration it seems @adamserwer.bsky.social and others do too, having seen through this crowd clearly for years.
I endorse. And admittedly feel some frustration it seems @adamserwer.bsky.social and others do too, having seen through this crowd clearly for years.
The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Why is any of this okay with so many of those who once claimed to be free-speech champions or absolutists? Because, quite obviously, they were not."
I endorse. And admittedly feel some frustration it seems @adamserwer.bsky.social and others do too, having seen through this crowd clearly for years.
I endorse. And admittedly feel some frustration it seems @adamserwer.bsky.social and others do too, having seen through this crowd clearly for years.