The John Wicker Man
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shoulda put the first exclamation mark in the Tacos line upside down
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Mash up bands: Destiny’s Childish Gambino
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Mash up bands:

Captain Beefheart & Tennille
jakevig.bsky.social
Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates
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palecur.bsky.social
so linux is Fine if you absolutely stay to the rivers you're used to. the problem is everyone has *at least* one waterfall to chase.
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I, too, wasn't sure about that, but you can tell that its in fact the one in Massachusetts because people are wearing Red Sox hats
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I am watching a movie directed by Ben Affleck and starring Casey Affleck and you won't believe this, but it's set in Boston.
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Michael Clayton was released 18 years ago today. Today I reflect on what it says about moral aptitude and what it means to do the right thing.
Michael Clayton
October 12 2007, the final Year of Cinema week 41
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There has been a worker v worker Super Bowl however (Super Bowl XLV in 2011 was Packers v Steelers)
douglasmack.bsky.social
Has there been a Job Title v Job Title World Series before? Guessing Mariners v Brewers would be the first??
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18 baguettes is too many to buy at once
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I bet when T-Pain was a relevant cultural figure there were a lot of American history teachers who made fun Thomas Paine / T-Paine puns.
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huskapet.bsky.social
smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.
sprobeforebros.bsky.social
"if there's anyone who might claim the mantle of 'first genuinely good white rapper' there's this cat out of Detroit…" and I'm all "oh I get where this is going"

Then the next phrase was "his name is Kid Rock"
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ten years ago I read an essay written by Armond White in 1994 about white rappers where he's talking about the significance of Marky Mark vs Vanilla Ice vs The Beasties vs 3rd Bass. At one point he says…
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*me whispering to my date when Michelle Pfeiffer sees a ghost under the surface of liquid* that's what lies beneath
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Proofreading memes is counterrevolutionary
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I am going to be on NCPR tomorrow (Saturday Oct 11) presenting an Italo Disco hour for the 3:00 Special, and the chyron they chose for me is incredible
a red haired man in glasses with the chyron: David Prosper, Loves UFOs
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YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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It’s me. I’m the person in charge of classifying musical instruments. I’ll file this away with all the complaints about how Saxophones should be considered brass instruments and not wind instruments.
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a thing I love about Star Trek TNG is that sometimes the crew has little talent shows on board
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People in newspapers will write anything. "Johnny Cash seems deeply uncool" no he didn't. That isn't true.
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SWIFT: Trav, honey?
KELCE: (looks up from first edition Krazsnahorkai in original Hungarian) (pauses rare Steve Reich LP, Japanese pressing) Yes?
SWIFT: What rhymes with "thighs"?
KELCE: Hmm. "Belies," perhaps?
SWIFT: (under her breath) Oh for fuck's sake
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.