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Jackson "Swayzegiving Mode" O'Brien
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biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
The Ice Storm (1997) is a magnificent thanksgiving movie if you’re dead inside and need to hurt yourself to feel anything.
What are the Thanksgiving movies? Just Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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They should make an Eyes Wide Shut for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If dudes problem is that he wants a continuous flow of audio without needing to think about what he wants to listen to, buddy we’ve had that problem licked for a hundred years. It’s called the radio.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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if your parents won't listen to you, maybe they'll listen to Pete "Maverick" Mitchell
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
1. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath, "Black Sabbath"
2. Motörhead – Motörhead, "Motörhead"
3. Bo Diddley – Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
4. Wilco – Wilco, "Wilco"
5. Living In A Box – Living In A Box, "Living In A Box"
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
1. Herbie Hancock — Headhunters, "Watermelon Man"
2. Waylon Jennings — Waylon The Ramblin' Man, "Ramblin' Man"
3. The Replacements — Let It Be, "I Will Dare"
4. Prince — Purple Rain, "Let's Go Crazy"
5. Chapell Roan — The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess, "Femininominon"
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Really Joker making stuff in here.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Oops I live in Minnesota.
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I just wanna know which version of Street Fighter has this guy as a playable character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
it's objectively really funny that the secret to the Police cutting hit songs was

1. Sting writes song
2. Stewart Copeland hates the song
3. Andy Summers points out that the lyrics and vocal melody aren't awful
4. Stewart and Andy re-arrange the song
5. Hit record
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A ranking of the tracks of Tim if they were Logan Square bars written in the style of yelp reviews
A 20-something just told me the track titles on the back of my "Tim" shirt look like a list of ill-named bars in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
On the one hand I’d force David Simon to make the season of The Wire that was focused on immigration he said he was toying with, but on the other hand if I’m a despotic president I’d just fix the immigration policy of the country making that notion moot.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the 2007 in film project would be impossible (as would a lot of my general film consumption habits) without MNLink. MNlink rocks so hard y'all.
Not only that, but you can also search and check out books and videos from almost every library in the state, including the U, through MnLink. All you need is a library card and you can request that items get delivered to you through your local library. 3/4
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mnlink.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
MN Libraries (as well as libraries in general) rock so hard.
I'm moving and I went to a UHaul shop to buy some boxes. I struck up a convo with the cashier who revealed that she has a PhD in applied econ, is a former prof, and is working there to help her parents. She lamented that she no longer has access to journals in her field. Here's what I told her: 1/4
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My internal corporate memo is raising questions answered by the memo.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
alan dershowitz literally doesn't have sufficient charisma to order pierogi
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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We warned you that self-driving cars would just create self-driving traffic jams, and here they are.

The car industry has no solution to the shortage of space in cities. Public transit, cycling, and walking are all part of the answer, but cars are not.
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Major asked me if I could name the March sisters from memory and I couldn’t so I just said “Jo, Amy, Boring, and Dying”
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Austin Powers Reboot about his Cool Britannia-era son being unfrozen in 2025.
There are no jokes, he just gets drunk
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
YouTuber in 2025 producing an unsolved mysteries video essay called “Why is this car from 1981 in a photo from 1955???”
There are four instances of the Delorean in Hill Valley on November 12, 1955.

1. The original one.
2. The one Old Biff hijacks from 2015.
3. The one Doc and Marty use to return to 1955 to retrieve the Almanac before Young Biff can create The Bad 1985.
4. The one that’s been in a cave since 1885.
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm Not There came out on this day 18 years ago. Today I've got thoughts about its legacy as basically the only good biopic of a beloved musician
I’m Not There
November 23 2007, the final year of cinema week 47
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I need to lie down for a little bit
This is my favourite Kate.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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i'm not going to call out the cafe because it's cool and the people are really nice but i went to somewhere that i heard has really good breakfast sandwiches on weekends, TURNS OUT they start serving them at NOON?? for BREAKFAST SANDWICHES???????????? i called the police
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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A potato has been named after Prince.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM