We’re 30 minutes deep at the ward 9 swayzegiving and I cannot handle Keanu as a quebecois hockey jock.

Oh hell yeah

that looks like a nice ham

ask me tomorrow and I'll have a different answer

your penance is to give one person who hasn't heard it yet the Albini re-record of In Color. Once you've done this Governor Pritzger will give you your Illinois card back

folks, we all have strong feelings about sex spidey don't we

Stella I’m really reflecting on my actions and how I have let people down. I will be taking a step back from public life to do some real listening. I will be keeping and eating the bread however.

The only Police hit that Sewart said he didn't gut and rewrite from the bones up is "Every Breath You Take" and that is the most Sting-solo-career ass song from their catalogue

Here Comes A Regular: user average 4.0

Look, if I wanted to go to an applebees I'd just live in Downers Grove

★★☆☆☆

Little Mascara: user average 4.5

A fabulous little neighborhood gay bar. The cocktail names are a little cutsey but the vibes are immaculate and karaoke night is 🔥

★★★★★

Left of the Dial: user average 4.8

Easily the best cocktail program in Chicago which puts it in line for best cocktail programs in the world. I don't expect most bars to carry Japanese whiskey, much less for the bartenders to have opinions about different kinds of Japanese whiskey.

★★★★★

Lay It Down Clown: user average 3.7

This place has to be a front. I don't understand how the staff can be this rude and the place be this dirty and still stay in business.

★☆☆☆☆

Bastards of Young: user average 4.1

They got to fix the pool tables and the jukebox has a bit too much polka, but you can't beat their prices for old style.

★★★★★

Swingin Party: user average 4.6

A nice enough hang on a weeknight but for god's sake do NOT come in on a weekend, and if you do, please be aware that the bathrooms are always going to be occupied and not for their intended purpose.

★★★★☆