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Jesse @killgoldfish.bsky.social · Oct 31
my latest writing, a short essay called "you are not a pundit" post-goldfish.ghost.io/you-are-not-...
you are not a pundit
This Monday, as on most Mondays, there was a new report repackaging neoliberal Democratic policy as common sense, moderate thinking that will Win Elections. Their thinking takes the standard three-st...
post-goldfish.ghost.io
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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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jane.meangirls.online
what kind of Footloose ass shit is this
mariabustillos.com Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 21h
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
For example, an Amazon delivery driver, who sits in a cabin surrounded by AI cameras that monitor the driver’s eyes and take points off if the driver looks in a proscribed direction, and monitors the driver’s mouth because singing is not allowed on the job, and rats the driver out to the boss if they do not make quota.
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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mariabustillos.com
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
For example, an Amazon delivery driver, who sits in a cabin surrounded by AI cameras that monitor the driver’s eyes and take points off if the driver looks in a proscribed direction, and monitors the driver’s mouth because singing is not allowed on the job, and rats the driver out to the boss if they do not make quota.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
look he's seen the polling, this is not a statement about what's effective, it's a statement about what they want to be committed to doing with power should they win. if they run on opposing ICE then they'll have to actually oppose ICE. this is ideology masquerading as electoral strategy
adamkeiper.com Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 13h
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
on the one hand i almost respect this as trying to duplicate Mamdani's focus on affordability?? completely forgetting how Mamdani went viral for a video of him screaming at ICE
adamkeiper.com Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 13h
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
never forget: you're dealing with the state that captured a confederate flag during the american civil war and has been saying "oh you want it back? come get it then lol" ever since
chebutykin.bsky.social Melissa Kaercher @chebutykin.bsky.social · 19h
Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
ICE when you call them a bad word
joe biden saying it was like fifteen 9/11s
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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saddestrobots.bsky.social
would he upset my simpler position, "kill the nazis"
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
They legitimately think voters are stupid

I can’t think of an easier combination of words to understand than “abolish ICE”
podsaveamerica.crooked.com Pod Save America @podsaveamerica.crooked.com · 2d
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
Back in the earliest days of RCS I'd occasionally post screens from Japanese commercials (like, maybe ten times total). Anyway, while going through the archive I ran across these screens from some Japanese Cup Ramen commercials with James Brown that I figured are too good to not post one more time.
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
Kinda surprised to see so many people uncritically sharing this story in which
- non gay bar in Salt Lake City hosts a Heated Rivalry watch party on a random Thursday, two weeks after the season finale
- there’s somehow only one man in this non gay bar on this random Thursday night for this party
Screenshot of Bluesky post The latest HR nonsense: A gay man in Utah attends a watch party for the gay hockey show wearing a "Gay AF" t-shirt & is forced to leave the bar because multiple women complained to management about the presence of a man who they feared might get turned on by the TV show. Screenshot of Threads thread from tragic glitter which reads Went to a watch party at a local bar last night, *not a gay bar. I was the only male there. I sat in the back, watched and just kept to myself. Said hi to a couple people when I ordered. I was asked by the staff to leave after episode 2 because my presence was making the women uncomfortable. I asked them, very calmly, quietly and politely. I asked if I did anything wrong? 1/5 Bartender was so kind and said "not at all". I asked if I was disturbing anyone. She said no, and apologized over and over. They had 6+ people ask to speak to the manager. Because a guy is here and afraid I was going to be turned on, one said. Another I was there to watch people get turned on. I was wearing a black t shirt that said "GAY AF" on the front. I stated, but "I'm gay, this is a queer story and I wanted to share this experience with ally's." 2/5 At this point, the entire room was staring at me. They paused the show. I work from home, I live in Utah and my circle is VERY small since moving here. I was hoping to meet some new friends. Talk book vs show with some folks. Hear a different perspective on the story. I collected bag <-- a Marc Jacobs Tote bag. OBVI, gay. Grabbed my book and paid my tab, tipped the kind staff. As I'm walking out the door, the room clapped. Then the show resumed... 3/5 I don't know how to feel about it. I'm friendly, I'm a book guy. I get along with everyone. I don't understand how my presence was threatening or uncomfortable. I didn't read the book or love the show because of the smut. I love it because it was a realistic love story. A love story I NEVER see in tv shows. I lived through being caught and outed. I live every single day hiding who I am at work. I call my husband my Partner or Significant other. Because Utah.... 4/5 The 1 place I thought i could be authentically me. I was ejected from. Thank you to everyone on Threads who has not treated me differently. I know that most of the fandom identify or live a life very different from mine. What really has my head spinning. Why read a book or obsess over a tv show featuring two gay men, then in real life treat them like monsters. This show and book is healing a lot of my community. Only to be shown the outside world is still very much the NHL. Don't be the NHL 5/5
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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eschatonblog.com
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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danielsuitor.com
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
john-abernathy.bsky.social John Abernathy @john-abernathy.bsky.social · 1d
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Taxes
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
Unlocked this wine by equipping two items to Sion
Wine bottle called LE BLANC
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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rubenbolling.bsky.social
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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samthielman.com
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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demomolos.bsky.social
dudes rock
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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antlervel.vet
I can see this one being big with Gen alpha types who see bugs in trees.
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
good q but no you just point at it and go "tree bug"
bizzo.bsky.social crippling unhip deformity @bizzo.bsky.social · 1d
do you get to hit someone when you spot a tree bug
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
killgoldfish.bsky.social
workshopping new jokes for the kids to use. how's this one: "tree bug." you see a bug in a tree and go "tree bug"
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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thepoliticalacct.bsky.social
So you might not have seen it, but UAW has now released a response.
STATEMENT ON FORD PLANT VISIT FROM VP LAURA DICKERSON, FORD DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union —the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job. The UAW will ensure that our member receives the full protection of all negotiated contract language safeguarding his job and his rights as a union member. Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone—including the President of the United States.
January 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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seattledsa.bsky.social
Statement regarding Seattle Social Housing Developer
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM