Jesse
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Jesse
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we created it, let’s take it over
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January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
What I think is important about the legacy of MLK is that if he was alive today he’d agree with me about everything.
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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what kind of Footloose ass shit is this
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING

wat

CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining

www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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look he's seen the polling, this is not a statement about what's effective, it's a statement about what they want to be committed to doing with power should they win. if they run on opposing ICE then they'll have to actually oppose ICE. this is ideology masquerading as electoral strategy
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:18 AM
on the one hand i almost respect this as trying to duplicate Mamdani's focus on affordability?? completely forgetting how Mamdani went viral for a video of him screaming at ICE
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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never forget: you're dealing with the state that captured a confederate flag during the american civil war and has been saying "oh you want it back? come get it then lol" ever since
Folks, if you know any Minnesotan, you'll know that many of us will bring up Minnesota and Minnesota things at every possible opportunity. If we manage to ride out military occupation, we're going to be absolutely insufferable for the next 20 years. Think about what you're risking here.
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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ICE when you call them a bad word
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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would he upset my simpler position, "kill the nazis"
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
They legitimately think voters are stupid

I can’t think of an easier combination of words to understand than “abolish ICE”
"If you're explaining, you're losing." –Senator Ruben Gallego on the "Abolish ICE" debate.
January 18, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Back in the earliest days of RCS I'd occasionally post screens from Japanese commercials (like, maybe ten times total). Anyway, while going through the archive I ran across these screens from some Japanese Cup Ramen commercials with James Brown that I figured are too good to not post one more time.
January 8, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Kinda surprised to see so many people uncritically sharing this story in which
- non gay bar in Salt Lake City hosts a Heated Rivalry watch party on a random Thursday, two weeks after the season finale
- there’s somehow only one man in this non gay bar on this random Thursday night for this party
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Taxes
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Unlocked this wine by equipping two items to Sion
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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dudes rock
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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I can see this one being big with Gen alpha types who see bugs in trees.
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
good q but no you just point at it and go "tree bug"
do you get to hit someone when you spot a tree bug
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM