Jesse
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we created it, let’s take it over
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you are not a pundit
This Monday, as on most Mondays, there was a new report repackaging neoliberal Democratic policy as common sense, moderate thinking that will Win Elections.
Their thinking takes the standard three-st...
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my latest writing, a short essay called "you are not a pundit" post-goldfish.ghost.io/you-are-not-...
Gemini make me a statement that says I’m sorry for being associated with Epstein but doesn’t admit to any crimes
Larry Summers statement in full…. It’s not clear that this actually changes anything about his status at Harvard or OpenAI.
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gemini make me a statement that says I’m sorry for being associated with Epstein but doesn’t admit to any crimes
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I'm laughing at how quickly Mark Sanford's Wikipedia page was updated.
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm laughing at how quickly Mark Sanford's Wikipedia page was updated.
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The biggest revelation in Lizza’s tell-all tonight is that Mark Sanford was running for president in 2020. I genuinely had zero recollection of this.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The biggest revelation in Lizza’s tell-all tonight is that Mark Sanford was running for president in 2020. I genuinely had zero recollection of this.
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[Starship Troopers voice] Would you like to know less?
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
[Starship Troopers voice] Would you like to know less?
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i don’t love the way you’re all talking about the act of sleeping with ran thru older men because of this tho. there’s nothing wrong with a man who carries a large print pill organizer. who requires three separate levels of glasses to look at his phone for five minutes
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i don’t love the way you’re all talking about the act of sleeping with ran thru older men because of this tho. there’s nothing wrong with a man who carries a large print pill organizer. who requires three separate levels of glasses to look at his phone for five minutes
When you’re trying to replace Schumer but are determined to have someone worse:
As a Nevadan, I couldn't believe it when I read this...
"Several Democrats clued into party dynamics suggested that centrist Sen. Cortez Masto could be a potential challenger to Schatz [for the Senate Democratic Leader position]" puck.news/democrats-tu...
"Several Democrats clued into party dynamics suggested that centrist Sen. Cortez Masto could be a potential challenger to Schatz [for the Senate Democratic Leader position]" puck.news/democrats-tu...
Tick, Tick… Schumer
The embattled Senate minority leader once again faces calls to step down.
puck.news
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When you’re trying to replace Schumer but are determined to have someone worse:
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it's a cruel twist of fate to have the one person fully committed to daisy-cuttering your career rehab be someone much much better at the skill portion of the job
November 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
it's a cruel twist of fate to have the one person fully committed to daisy-cuttering your career rehab be someone much much better at the skill portion of the job
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oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
If you remember this you’re eligible for AARP membership
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you remember this you’re eligible for AARP membership
Ditto Washington Post
Why are they writing horrible stuff about Seattle socialists? That’s what the Seattle Times is for. Stay in New York, fuckers
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ditto Washington Post
music trivia: this is from the wiki of a 2011 album by a solo artist. who?
![Guests that collaborated and are featured are: Slaughterhouse,[8] The Cool Kids, RZA, Ludacris, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Game, Raekwon, Tom Morello, Slash, Steve Aoki, Busta Rhymes, Lil Jon, Pharrell,[9] Tech N9ne,[9] Cypress Hill, Twista, Jay Rock, Kobe, Paul Wall, Clipse, Kid Cudi, Yelawolf, Snoop Dogg, Lupe Fiasco,[10] Swizz Beatz, and Bun B.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cogf37yyctibcpmw2zeyrmev/bafkreiaqqrakrtxxk6aoas4jrkeqblbg23zyob3ctl7hl3zrnnc57y6usu@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
music trivia: this is from the wiki of a 2011 album by a solo artist. who?
Never listened to Rosalia before but this is one of the craziest list of collaborators for a record
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Never listened to Rosalia before but this is one of the craziest list of collaborators for a record
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
He’s gonna regret this for reasons that should be very obvious lol
In the latest episode of Patel's misappropriation of bureau resources, the FBI Director has reportedly assigned a group of elite agents in Nashville to guard his girlfriend.
Due to this, sources say these agents will likely be unable to respond to crises in the Nashville area. trib.al/D0EGPNv
Due to this, sources say these agents will likely be unable to respond to crises in the Nashville area. trib.al/D0EGPNv
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He’s gonna regret this for reasons that should be very obvious lol
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the thing about this is that a) small states do not have any interests that are inherent to their size (no less than james madison understood this) b) the senate is organized along party lines which makes the small/big distinction almost irrelevant and c) the filibuster has never been used this way
Underrated aspect of killing the filibuster is making pundit hacks at Cook Political p-p-p-piss their pants
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the thing about this is that a) small states do not have any interests that are inherent to their size (no less than james madison understood this) b) the senate is organized along party lines which makes the small/big distinction almost irrelevant and c) the filibuster has never been used this way
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Our children bare being instructed in لجبر (al-jabr)
INBOX: MAMDANI to Allow ARABIC Numerals to be Taught in Public Schools
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Our children bare being instructed in لجبر (al-jabr)
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INBOX: MAMDANI to Allow ARABIC Numerals to be Taught in Public Schools
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
INBOX: MAMDANI to Allow ARABIC Numerals to be Taught in Public Schools
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Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Citation FUCKING needed
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Citation FUCKING needed
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I think her story is very tragic. Clearly the stress of sexting a sort of Nurgle Kermit thinned her eyebrows to an almost imperceptible state
Vanity Fair's West Coast Editor Olivia Nuzzi was a star political correspondent until scandal led her into exile—and to a California up in flames.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
In an excerpt from her book, ‘American Canto,’ she takes stock of scorched earth.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think her story is very tragic. Clearly the stress of sexting a sort of Nurgle Kermit thinned her eyebrows to an almost imperceptible state