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Iulia
@iuliadee.bsky.social
Queer, middle-aged introvert, mom, attorney, nerd, she/her 🌈
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I too would much rather kiss on the beach than talk about AI
You heard it here first: Jacob Elordi tells @beccamford.bsky.social he'd rather kiss on the beach than talk about AI vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/frankenstein-jacob-elordi-euphoria-interview
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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"I think we'll risk the carpool lane, St Thomas"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I'm bored of the "is Die Hard a Christmas film?" discourse.

Starting a new argument early- "is Star Trek III: The Search for Spock an Easter film?"
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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what if weapon will find joy in life 💃

#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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“I desired. He desired me desiring. He desired to desire my desiring. It was turtles all the way down, except the turtles were boners.”

This is the only version of this book you need to read.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I feel like people on bluesky would particularly appreciate that this is a Twitter joke 14 years in the making.

Some guy tweeted at our shitty then-mayor that we should have a Robocop statue and he was like “thanks but no” and then other people made it actually happen, over the course of 14 years
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop.  The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’m definitely the coat bath.
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It may be a Monday after a long holiday weekend, but at least I’m listening to the Nutcracker.
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
10-year-old, as we are watching The Two Towers: “I kinda ship Sam and Frodo a little bit.” #raisingherright @dira.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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BABE WAKE UP THEY'RE BAGGING THE FROGS
No but I watched a tiktok of how a frog gets xrayed
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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He does economically hit the highlights. Plagiarism, energy/environment, and horseshit. Check, check, check.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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All this and Dick Cheney died this morning!
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Today I’m voting for city council and a bond that will pay for a new library!
Today I’m voting for school board. Keep the local MAGA out. Keep the ABA teacher with no real information about her out too (IYKYK).

Your local election for boards and judges and funding and so forth really do matter. Go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM