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@kernowshark.bsky.social
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She/her. Lesbian demisexual. 🏳️‍⚧️ Cornish-Irish. Often silly. Socialist. PhD. Autistic. ADHD. Disabled. Former ocean conservationist specialising in shark research and marine plastic reduction, now retired due to illness.
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Okay, if people are going to share screenshots of other people being transphobic, could you please put some kind of moderation tag on them?

I've seen the same Graham Linehan post a dozen times this morning now, and it's upsetting me.
kernowshark.bsky.social
I'm not remotely English, and I'm from a working class family, but I sound like I'm English and upper middle class.

Which was useful in the RAF but it's a fecking millstone at home, either here or in Galway.
kernowshark.bsky.social
The irritating thing is, there is no one Cornish accent. Locals can tell what village someone comes from usually by their accent.

Though me being autistic and non-verbal initially, I somehow ended up sounding like a BBC news reader from the 1980s. Which isn't ideal when you're Cornish and Irish.
kernowshark.bsky.social
...most affected Cornish accents in film and TV are "comedy pirate." 😐
kernowshark.bsky.social
Honestly it's fine, you don't need to explain. I wish I had something more helpful to say is all.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Redruth's 20 minutes up the road from the Lizard. I worked there for a bit, my first engineering job after I graduated.

What was the film?
kernowshark.bsky.social
We're at the point where the hug emoji is hopelessly inadequate, but my drunk autistic arse doesn't know what else to offer.
kernowshark.bsky.social
I've had a couple of pints of Hobgoblin, and I'm still fuming about my friend's aunt ruining her birthday, so what I was imagining was largely incoherent.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Okay well that's actually a very sweet story, and also a very Ripp story.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Maybe for the two of you.

I'm sat here trying to work it out like the woman in the meme with the maths.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Oh definitely.

And there's nowt more off-putting than something that's related to your kink but also *not* your thing. Like part of my brain takes it personally. Whereas if something is just completely not my kink I can just shrug and go "whatever."
kernowshark.bsky.social
I used to refer to myself as "nominally male" which really should have prompted some of you feckers to stage an intervention a lot sooner than actually happened.
kernowshark.bsky.social
That's also how this works for most of us. 🫂
kernowshark.bsky.social
Fair play to you, I'd be amazed if you didn't.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Okay you can't just be after leaving that unexplained, now.

What?
kernowshark.bsky.social
Yeah, you were never a man, though. That's kind of how this works.
kernowshark.bsky.social
TBF, being into feet doesn't mean you like all feet. There's a lot of stuff I could do without seeing.
kernowshark.bsky.social
How do you manage without them? I have 5 just in this room I'm in right now.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Apparently it is quite a lesbian coded thing.

Which I learned 20 years after I started attaching them to everything.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Ah come on, now. We're friends, you can be honest with me.

For one thing, I'd like to borrow it.
kernowshark.bsky.social
Seriously, this aunt has been feuding with my friend's mother for like 2 years now, but showing up on my friend's birthday using a card to get in the door to start more shit is S tier cuntery. Who the fuck does that.
kernowshark.bsky.social
What does that have to do with your foot notification feed?
kernowshark.bsky.social
*at the family home

So angry my spelling's fecked.
kernowshark.bsky.social
I'm not sure weed comes out from there. Are you thinking of wee?
kernowshark.bsky.social
It's an autistic friend of mine's birthday today, and her problematic aunt has shown up and the family home to start a fight and caused my friend to have a fucking panic attack, and if I lived closer to Brighton I'd be on a murderous rampage right now.