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InTheRuins
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Mostly shitposts, science, sf, hawkeyes, cats, dogs, other animals, the current nightmare. New Haven.

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Some days I'm really glad my life isn't filmed live before a studio audience.
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This would be an ideal Thanksgiving
three men are sitting at a table in front of a sign that says dining room .
Alt: The Three Stooges unfold their napkins as the camera pans out to show they are sitting at a table with many dogs
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November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Sign in Newark airport:

HOW WAS YOUR RESTROOM EXPERIENCE?

Um. It's a restroom. At the airport. In Newark.

I dunno. Transformative?
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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“Aarp” groaned the aging pirate.
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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My favorite thing to do when it's cold outside . . . is not to go outside.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Wake up wake up there are several things to panic about this week get moving
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I am always saying this
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Apparently, hospitals are not the best place to just start unplugging things so you can charge your cell phone. I know this now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Asheville 🤩
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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What do you mean I shouldn’t keep my baby in the crawl space, are you listening to yourself
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Restaurant tables should have wheels and motors and you should be able to race them around the restaurant crashing into each other like bumper cars. We should do this to make life more chaotic and difficult in general
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Who else acts like a complete baby when they get a slight fever. 🙋🏻‍♂️
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Just got in a fight with the supermarket robot.

Think I'll call it a day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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actually the devil went down to georgia for the peach cobbler
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Drunk me: "Where are my pants?"

Sober me: "Where are my pants?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Iowa wins!
a yellow and black mascot is sitting on top of a tractor holding a flag .
Alt: Herky waves the Iowa flag
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November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM