Yen 🌻
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Here for dumb humor! The dumber the better!
I block selfies, political bots, horn dogs, and AI garbage.
I block selfies, political bots, horn dogs, and AI garbage.
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This is a reminder that UFOs are a social phenomenon based around people misunderstanding what they see.
And it is a mistake for astronomers and other scientists to pretend otherwise.
And it is a mistake for astronomers and other scientists to pretend otherwise.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is a reminder that UFOs are a social phenomenon based around people misunderstanding what they see.
And it is a mistake for astronomers and other scientists to pretend otherwise.
And it is a mistake for astronomers and other scientists to pretend otherwise.
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You're barking up the wrong tree, Kevin. That is the ficus. Leave it alone.
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You're barking up the wrong tree, Kevin. That is the ficus. Leave it alone.
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i’m in winter shorts guy mode as of this weekend and i’ve already gotten two “aren’t you cold” comments. but my blazing gams yearn to be free
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i’m in winter shorts guy mode as of this weekend and i’ve already gotten two “aren’t you cold” comments. but my blazing gams yearn to be free
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[flour marketing meeting] let’s put it all over the outside of the package
Cat in a box, a tale as old as time
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cat in a box, a tale as old as time
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there was a mexican place in dc that served grasshopper tacos but they were always out. and i kept going back saying i needed to eat the bugs. i must have bugs. and then i finally
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
there was a mexican place in dc that served grasshopper tacos but they were always out. and i kept going back saying i needed to eat the bugs. i must have bugs. and then i finally
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
got a hold of some, and they didn’t taste like bugs at all. fuck you if you like marshmallows in sweet potatoes
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The cats are screaming, the air is full of weed smoke, and I am chugging monster until my eyes water. Its time to go to work
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The cats are screaming, the air is full of weed smoke, and I am chugging monster until my eyes water. Its time to go to work
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it's so unfair that I have to both get groceries AND eat the groceries. they should make groceries you can eat without getting
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it's so unfair that I have to both get groceries AND eat the groceries. they should make groceries you can eat without getting
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Restaurant tables should have wheels and motors and you should be able to race them around the restaurant crashing into each other like bumper cars. We should do this to make life more chaotic and difficult in general
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Restaurant tables should have wheels and motors and you should be able to race them around the restaurant crashing into each other like bumper cars. We should do this to make life more chaotic and difficult in general
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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it’s called 7-eleven because it’s open 7 hours eleven days a week
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
it’s called 7-eleven because it’s open 7 hours eleven days a week
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I've gotten into bed, which means it is Cat Wailing Time
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've gotten into bed, which means it is Cat Wailing Time
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One of the most exciting sunsets I've captured. A thunderstorm came rolling in just as the clouds started to change color. Smith Rock State Park in Oregon.
#lightning #sunset #photography #landscape #art #bluesky #oregon #canon
#lightning #sunset #photography #landscape #art #bluesky #oregon #canon
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One of the most exciting sunsets I've captured. A thunderstorm came rolling in just as the clouds started to change color. Smith Rock State Park in Oregon.
#lightning #sunset #photography #landscape #art #bluesky #oregon #canon
#lightning #sunset #photography #landscape #art #bluesky #oregon #canon
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TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TEACHER: what are the five senses
ME: nickels
ME: nickels
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Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Cloud service worker: Boss our entire service is down
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
Boss: get in the dns Shinji
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Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
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It's Friday, time to get donked up on gas station kratom and pen exactly one page of our memoir
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It's Friday, time to get donked up on gas station kratom and pen exactly one page of our memoir
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why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
why is "smh" shake my hams but "smdh" is salt my dainty hams
God damn I love the future!
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
God damn I love the future!