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@iamyen.bsky.social
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Here for dumb humor! The dumber the better!
I block selfies, political bots, horn dogs, and AI garbage.
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This one is a strong contender
A news headline from the Associated Press that reads “MrBeast and the Rockefeller Foundation tram up to spark youth philanthropy and fight child labor”
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Cat in a box, a tale as old as time
A tortie kitty cat laying in a box with big eyes and a red rug in the background
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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God damn I love the future!
Screenshot of a headline that reads “Sales of Al-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives”
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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An enamel pin that says “Buy a man eat fish, He day, Teach fish man To a lifetime” with a picture of a salmon at the bottom of the pin
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
iamyen.bsky.social
Mid-yawn
A medium hair cat in loaf formation looking up mid yawn
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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An image of a baby dressed in a bandana and leather jacket sitting in a bumbo seat with the following captions: [hard rock music playing] [audience booing] At the bottom is the baby’s name: Bart Harley Jarvis
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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THE ARBY’S BANDIT HAS RETURNED!!!!
An Arby’s sign that reads “27 SAD WEINERS”
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Literally me every time the government does some ratchet ass bullshit
A woman crying with text saying “Why would America do this to me?”
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Look at all those chickens!
June 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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The literal and illustrative enshittification of technology
A comparison of Vonnegut’s illustration of a butthole next to Claude’s logo for their AI model
May 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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CAT! I love you, cat. ❤️
An orange and black cat laying down on a dark floor looking at the camera
May 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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My friend has been cataloguing this sign for months. She sent me these other brilliant exhibits
An Arby’s sign that says “shit now” An Arby’s sign that says “shit is back get now” An Arby’s sign that says “69 ligma pemis” An Arby’s sign that says “72 free hams”
May 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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DICK CHEESE
An Arby’s sign that says “dick cheese”
May 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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DOG BALL
A brown and white dog with many freckles curled up into a ball shape on a carpet
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Do you think they burn tires to get the black smoke?
A screenshot of a headline that reads CONCLAVE 2025 Black smoke rises from the Sistine Chapel as cardinals cast an unsuccessful first vote Description: Black smoke streamed from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, signaling that the more than 130 cardinal electors have not come to a two-thirds agreement about who the next pope should be.
May 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Here ya go, tell your phone to suck it
A meme of the SpongeBob SquarePants cast playing basketball with the words “ANOTHER 300 MILLIGRAMS OF BUPROPION XL”
April 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Straight up chilling
Three hens sitting in the grass clustered together on a sunny day. A white fence is in the background and there is another fence with chicken wire on the right side of the photo. The chickens look relaxed.
April 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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5 seconds before this I saw the lightnings truck so it makes sense that the thunders truck would follow
The back of a pickup truck with a decal that says “THUNDERSTRUCK”
March 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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They watch. They wait.
On the bottom left is a dog but you can only see its ear. On the bottom right is a cat. They are both sitting at the threshold of the door looking out onto the deck where there are 3 chickens eating small pieces of corn.
March 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Here is your horoscope: cat is in rectangle (it’s good!)
A medium hair tortoiseshell cat laying on a rectangular run in front of a door
March 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Cinnamon, the chicken
A hen that is being held by a person wearing a black sweatshirt. The hen is looking at the camera. The photo is taken outside and there is patchy grass and a house in the background.
March 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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This cat wants snacks
A black and orange tortoiseshell cat standing on a colorful rug in a bright room with a grey couch in the background
March 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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LOOK AT THIS CAT
THIS CAT IS AMAZING ✨
A tortoiseshell medium hair cat sitting on a couch
December 12, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Throwback to Taki’s leashed life at the park
An orange and black medium hair cat with a leash on standing on a tree limb, staring into the distance
December 11, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Kind of insane that you need a pin to get into heaven these days
An image of an Uber Eats notification which reads “Time to meet JESUS. Tell them your PIN is 3642 to confirm the delivery.”
December 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM