The One Who Cums
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Yeah, I was worried about looking like a woman. Now I worry about the plagued breaths I weep into every home of the village
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Me [looking at a hamburger devoid of help]: God helps others, who hamburger themselves
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But these are the memes I send
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Sorry for the delay, didn't want to send these while out and about
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I fear you may have been drinking femboy milk that has been passed off as dog milk
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This is a common misconception, as a lot of dogs have an inability to produce milk anymore
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I give you history in my old twitter memes
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I have entirely too many memes for this occasion
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Of course, and tbh if it let me post more at a time, it would have been 12
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Something deep-fried for you then
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For you, a banquet my friend
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Charlie Brown had hoes ass, mouthpiece for fascism. I would rather stick two guns in my mouth than write shit like this.
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Ngl I'd say some stupid shit like "Stone Cold Steve Austin"
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Yeah you're right, sometimes I just get paranoid lol
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They're not going to bomb my house if I call them right?
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It's kind of strange to see every facet of what takes a film to a half realized idea to a working breathing story being stripped out and replaced with last weeks vomit