Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
The Sons of Exciel, a marine in bsod-blue armor with green x's on the left shoulder crashing through a Hiveworld governor's stained glass window in the middle of the night: YOU WILL INSTITUTE A PROJECT MANAGEMENT TEAM AND A BOARD OF ST JIRA OR I WILL VIRUS BOMB THIS ENTIRE PLANET
[BobbyG]: "Father, please! You must listen! The Imperium is in grave peril and this is the only way to sav-"
[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃]: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU, MY LOYAL SON, I WILL NOT ACCEDE TO THOSE LICENSING FEES. AN ABACUS WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME IN ANATOLIA, IT OUGHT TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU."
[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃]: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU, MY LOYAL SON, I WILL NOT ACCEDE TO THOSE LICENSING FEES. AN ABACUS WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME IN ANATOLIA, IT OUGHT TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU."
The reason Roboute Guilliman is such a beloved character among the Middle Aged section of the 40k fanbase is basically that he has depression from realising this is true but not quite having enough effective power to make it happen.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Sons of Exciel, a marine in bsod-blue armor with green x's on the left shoulder crashing through a Hiveworld governor's stained glass window in the middle of the night: YOU WILL INSTITUTE A PROJECT MANAGEMENT TEAM AND A BOARD OF ST JIRA OR I WILL VIRUS BOMB THIS ENTIRE PLANET
My new business plan is to steal everyone's car, then set up an Uber drive service to drive everyone around.
I demand 200 billion dollars and a government bailout just in case. Also your car keys.
I demand 200 billion dollars and a government bailout just in case. Also your car keys.
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 AM
My new business plan is to steal everyone's car, then set up an Uber drive service to drive everyone around.
I demand 200 billion dollars and a government bailout just in case. Also your car keys.
I demand 200 billion dollars and a government bailout just in case. Also your car keys.
Turned on VVitch for noise, and man Weapons could have really used the 30 seconds it took for this movie to explain why a Witch would want to steal a baby and do all this terrible shit without words.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Turned on VVitch for noise, and man Weapons could have really used the 30 seconds it took for this movie to explain why a Witch would want to steal a baby and do all this terrible shit without words.
Things to do in Zootopua when you're dead
Gangs of Zootopia
No Zootopia for Old Men
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Things to do in Zootopua when you're dead
Weird video game desire:
Metronid, but Samus is Faye Valentine and actually bounty hunting giant spacecdragons and pirates for woolongs.
Metronid, but Samus is Faye Valentine and actually bounty hunting giant spacecdragons and pirates for woolongs.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Weird video game desire:
Metronid, but Samus is Faye Valentine and actually bounty hunting giant spacecdragons and pirates for woolongs.
Metronid, but Samus is Faye Valentine and actually bounty hunting giant spacecdragons and pirates for woolongs.
The reason they want everyone to rent is because only homeowners can revoke an invitation and once they get enough people renting the vampires will strike
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The reason they want everyone to rent is because only homeowners can revoke an invitation and once they get enough people renting the vampires will strike
Adding "Michelin snails" to my red sting board of Louvre Art, Amazon DNS servers, Cloudflare data=MASTER THIEVES??? board
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Adding "Michelin snails" to my red sting board of Louvre Art, Amazon DNS servers, Cloudflare data=MASTER THIEVES??? board
1. Huey Lewis and the News
2. Yanni at Red Rocks (mom had a spare ticket)
3. TMBG x2
4. Weird Al x4
5. Rusted Root in Boulder aka CONTACT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
2. Yanni at Red Rocks (mom had a spare ticket)
3. TMBG x2
4. Weird Al x4
5. Rusted Root in Boulder aka CONTACT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
1. Huey Lewis and the News
2. Yanni at Red Rocks (mom had a spare ticket)
3. TMBG x2
4. Weird Al x4
5. Rusted Root in Boulder aka CONTACT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
2. Yanni at Red Rocks (mom had a spare ticket)
3. TMBG x2
4. Weird Al x4
5. Rusted Root in Boulder aka CONTACT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
I assure you there is just enough potato in this to support the insane amount of cheese.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I assure you there is just enough potato in this to support the insane amount of cheese.
Sure everything has been rough and terrible for the past 20 years but one day hbomberguy is gonna make a 16 hour YouTube that starts with "remember Q Bert?" And somehow ties everything together. EVERYTHING.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sure everything has been rough and terrible for the past 20 years but one day hbomberguy is gonna make a 16 hour YouTube that starts with "remember Q Bert?" And somehow ties everything together. EVERYTHING.
Such a good photo.
Car that looks like it didn't render crashes like physics engine glitches. All you need it a guy pulling a t-pose hovering above the ground
Car that looks like it didn't render crashes like physics engine glitches. All you need it a guy pulling a t-pose hovering above the ground
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Such a good photo.
Car that looks like it didn't render crashes like physics engine glitches. All you need it a guy pulling a t-pose hovering above the ground
Car that looks like it didn't render crashes like physics engine glitches. All you need it a guy pulling a t-pose hovering above the ground
They should have made his first hologram appearance accurate and made him like 50 feet tall!!
AND WHO THE FUCK WAS SNOKE???
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They should have made his first hologram appearance accurate and made him like 50 feet tall!!
Too bad tech outdated screen savers. I bet all the kids these days would make some awesome acreen savers.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Too bad tech outdated screen savers. I bet all the kids these days would make some awesome acreen savers.
Yeah ha ha cute how about Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness?? DO IT GUILLERMO!!
Guillermo del Toro's Beowulf
Guillermo del Toro's Peter Pan
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Yeah ha ha cute how about Guillermo Del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness?? DO IT GUILLERMO!!
I don't think I'd be a good vampire, but man I wish I could explode into a bunch of bats I bet that loosens your shoulders up in a snap.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I don't think I'd be a good vampire, but man I wish I could explode into a bunch of bats I bet that loosens your shoulders up in a snap.
I'm for this, but only if we dig into the nation of tanks with "Goliath" on them so we can determine if there is a nation of sentient Tanks.
bring back NBC's Kings
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm for this, but only if we dig into the nation of tanks with "Goliath" on them so we can determine if there is a nation of sentient Tanks.
Reposted by Sabermane
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I feel like by the time you're having to answer "are you Enron?" it doesn't really matter if you say no or yes.
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I feel like by the time you're having to answer "are you Enron?" it doesn't really matter if you say no or yes.
We have Aerosmith/RunDMC "walk this way" and JayZ/Linken Park "Numb", but we really need at least one more rap/metal song that exists somehow before we can start collating the data for patterns.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We have Aerosmith/RunDMC "walk this way" and JayZ/Linken Park "Numb", but we really need at least one more rap/metal song that exists somehow before we can start collating the data for patterns.
Johnathan Livingston Rhinoceros?
I dunno I should be asleep
I dunno I should be asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Johnathan Livingston Rhinoceros?
I dunno I should be asleep
I dunno I should be asleep
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact
his eyes are as red as a sun
And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
OH YEAH!
it was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
As a matter of fact
his eyes are as red as a sun
And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
OH YEAH!
it was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact
his eyes are as red as a sun
And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
OH YEAH!
it was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
As a matter of fact
his eyes are as red as a sun
And the girl in the corner, let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
OH YEAH!
it was like lightning
Everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Elect me to be your King, and I will make a law--nay, a COMMANDMENT FROM GOD--That shampoo, conditioner, Body wash AND body lotion will be in obvious and visually distinctly different bottles!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elect me to be your King, and I will make a law--nay, a COMMANDMENT FROM GOD--That shampoo, conditioner, Body wash AND body lotion will be in obvious and visually distinctly different bottles!!
Across the Federation, the alarm pinged. Ships drop out of warp to handle the power demands. Temporary treaties are signed. Celebrations erupt through the galaxy.
For a brief moment, a hundredth of a star date, it happens.
The replicators unlock.
McRib is Back.
For a brief moment, a hundredth of a star date, it happens.
The replicators unlock.
McRib is Back.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Across the Federation, the alarm pinged. Ships drop out of warp to handle the power demands. Temporary treaties are signed. Celebrations erupt through the galaxy.
For a brief moment, a hundredth of a star date, it happens.
The replicators unlock.
McRib is Back.
For a brief moment, a hundredth of a star date, it happens.
The replicators unlock.
McRib is Back.
"Would you like to come down to the wine cellar and try this rare Cask of Amontillado I obtained?"
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Would you like to come down to the wine cellar and try this rare Cask of Amontillado I obtained?"
Some random human irrevocably changing the timeline: Man, shoulder pads are badass
The future God Emperor of Mankind: ...you know, they really are.
The future God Emperor of Mankind: ...you know, they really are.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Some random human irrevocably changing the timeline: Man, shoulder pads are badass
The future God Emperor of Mankind: ...you know, they really are.
The future God Emperor of Mankind: ...you know, they really are.