the hë̈m̈o-gobble-gobble-goblin 🏳️⚧️🐍
@emmeline.bsky.social
GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎
Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.
Signal: @QuantumDev.01
ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
If you know me in real life, please don’t out me.
Signal: @QuantumDev.01
ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
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Introduction 🧵
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.
I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.
I take too much at face value.
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oh fuck off
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
oh fuck off
a meteor has a chance to do the funniest thing
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
a meteor has a chance to do the funniest thing
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
oh, heck yeah. something to look forward to (had to trim the screenshot, because the app still shows my dead name)
my backlog steadily grows
my backlog steadily grows
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
oh, heck yeah. something to look forward to (had to trim the screenshot, because the app still shows my dead name)
my backlog steadily grows
my backlog steadily grows
weather has not turned out to be too bad, so I think that we will spend the morning with my extended family, grab fast food for the road, and listen to this year’s Til Death Do Us Blart on the way home
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Til Death Do Us Blart 2025
"Til Death Do Us Blart 2025" was originally released on November 27, 2025. Welcome one and all to the continuation of our grand tradition - DeathBlart. Now in its 11th year, our celebration has turned...
mbmbam.fandom.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
weather has not turned out to be too bad, so I think that we will spend the morning with my extended family, grab fast food for the road, and listen to this year’s Til Death Do Us Blart on the way home
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
my favorite Christmas song is this version of “all I want for Christmas is you“ that Mariah Carey did with the roots and Jimmy Fallon on children’s instruments, with a handful of actual children, and I’m gutted that they took it down and this is the only version i can find
Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas Is You (Live at Jimmy Fallon 2013)
YouTube video by VLT ♪
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my favorite Christmas song is this version of “all I want for Christmas is you“ that Mariah Carey did with the roots and Jimmy Fallon on children’s instruments, with a handful of actual children, and I’m gutted that they took it down and this is the only version i can find
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I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
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A reminder in particular to... well, you know who you are.
And also - the (ai-generated?) alt-text for gifs is often garbage. It only takes a minute to fix before you post.
And also - the (ai-generated?) alt-text for gifs is often garbage. It only takes a minute to fix before you post.
I see people saying
“I would use alt text but I keep forgetting!”
Thankfully, @bsky.app has a setting for that.
- Go to Settings
- Then Accessibility
- Toggle “Require alt text before posting” to the active setting.
Now Bluesky will remind you to add alt text to all of your posts.
“I would use alt text but I keep forgetting!”
Thankfully, @bsky.app has a setting for that.
- Go to Settings
- Then Accessibility
- Toggle “Require alt text before posting” to the active setting.
Now Bluesky will remind you to add alt text to all of your posts.
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A reminder in particular to... well, you know who you are.
And also - the (ai-generated?) alt-text for gifs is often garbage. It only takes a minute to fix before you post.
And also - the (ai-generated?) alt-text for gifs is often garbage. It only takes a minute to fix before you post.
I am wearing my regular overalls with my regular high top sneakers, and my son told me that if I wore it with a red T-shirt, I would look like a toddler
y’all, I normally wear it with a red Hello Kitty T-shirt
y’all, I normally wear it with a red Hello Kitty T-shirt
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am wearing my regular overalls with my regular high top sneakers, and my son told me that if I wore it with a red T-shirt, I would look like a toddler
y’all, I normally wear it with a red Hello Kitty T-shirt
y’all, I normally wear it with a red Hello Kitty T-shirt
Angelo Badalamenti deserved better than this
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Angelo Badalamenti deserved better than this
two big ones, and four little ones please, Rachel
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
two big ones, and four little ones please, Rachel
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supporting Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t make you anti-trans
if you have a favorite member of group X (who is generally considered a traitor by group X) because they are “one of the good ones“, then you’re anti-X
imagine saying “i’m not racist, i love Clarence Thomas” or “i’m not anti-gay, i love Milo Y”
if you have a favorite member of group X (who is generally considered a traitor by group X) because they are “one of the good ones“, then you’re anti-X
imagine saying “i’m not racist, i love Clarence Thomas” or “i’m not anti-gay, i love Milo Y”
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
supporting Caitlyn Jenner doesn’t make you anti-trans
if you have a favorite member of group X (who is generally considered a traitor by group X) because they are “one of the good ones“, then you’re anti-X
imagine saying “i’m not racist, i love Clarence Thomas” or “i’m not anti-gay, i love Milo Y”
if you have a favorite member of group X (who is generally considered a traitor by group X) because they are “one of the good ones“, then you’re anti-X
imagine saying “i’m not racist, i love Clarence Thomas” or “i’m not anti-gay, i love Milo Y”
like, sorry/not sorry i am capable of efficiently understanding humor
i am happy to be enthusiastic supporter of the things that i enjoy, but also, i can be a petty bitch
i’m not trying to be vindictive, so i’m not putting the particular show on blast, but it almost put me off of all of MaximumFun
i am happy to be enthusiastic supporter of the things that i enjoy, but also, i can be a petty bitch
i’m not trying to be vindictive, so i’m not putting the particular show on blast, but it almost put me off of all of MaximumFun
there was a comedy podcast that i loved (and financially supported), but the delivery was languid
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
"I watch all videos at 2x speed." And this is why you're incapable of understanding art and will only be able to consume "content" with a hunger that can never be satiated. People spend hours/days/weeks making videos and you can't even bother to actually watch them at normal speed?
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
like, sorry/not sorry i am capable of efficiently understanding humor
i am happy to be enthusiastic supporter of the things that i enjoy, but also, i can be a petty bitch
i’m not trying to be vindictive, so i’m not putting the particular show on blast, but it almost put me off of all of MaximumFun
i am happy to be enthusiastic supporter of the things that i enjoy, but also, i can be a petty bitch
i’m not trying to be vindictive, so i’m not putting the particular show on blast, but it almost put me off of all of MaximumFun
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Well... yeah. Video app culture being garbage is why a lot of people fast forward in the first place. Algorithms encourage people to make videos of things that didn't need to be videos and then pad them out for optimal engagement. The platform literally wants you to waste viewers' time.
This is a big part of why I just don't wanna "pivot to video." I know HOW to do it. I literally have a fucking Emmy trophy sitting behind me. But the entire culture around video-based apps is garbage. Why would I put any effort into that?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Well... yeah. Video app culture being garbage is why a lot of people fast forward in the first place. Algorithms encourage people to make videos of things that didn't need to be videos and then pad them out for optimal engagement. The platform literally wants you to waste viewers' time.
there was a comedy podcast that i loved (and financially supported), but the delivery was languid
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
"I watch all videos at 2x speed." And this is why you're incapable of understanding art and will only be able to consume "content" with a hunger that can never be satiated. People spend hours/days/weeks making videos and you can't even bother to actually watch them at normal speed?
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
there was a comedy podcast that i loved (and financially supported), but the delivery was languid
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
I listened to it at 2x, because I still caught all the jokes, and I had a lot of podcasts to listen to
one of the hosts said that you should only listen at 1x, so I stopped listening and supporting
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Ben Folds
2. Nirvana
3. CAKE
4. Dizzy Gillespie
5. Song X (Pat Metheny, Ornett Coleman, Denardo Coleman, Charlie Haden, Jack DeJohnette)
I really could go on and on.
1. Ben Folds
2. Nirvana
3. CAKE
4. Dizzy Gillespie
5. Song X (Pat Metheny, Ornett Coleman, Denardo Coleman, Charlie Haden, Jack DeJohnette)
I really could go on and on.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Ben Folds
2. Nirvana
3. CAKE
4. Dizzy Gillespie
5. Song X (Pat Metheny, Ornett Coleman, Denardo Coleman, Charlie Haden, Jack DeJohnette)
I really could go on and on.
1. Ben Folds
2. Nirvana
3. CAKE
4. Dizzy Gillespie
5. Song X (Pat Metheny, Ornett Coleman, Denardo Coleman, Charlie Haden, Jack DeJohnette)
I really could go on and on.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tom Petty
2. Janet Jackson
3. John Prine
4. Bob Dylan
5. The Who
1. Tom Petty
2. Janet Jackson
3. John Prine
4. Bob Dylan
5. The Who
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tom Petty
2. Janet Jackson
3. John Prine
4. Bob Dylan
5. The Who
1. Tom Petty
2. Janet Jackson
3. John Prine
4. Bob Dylan
5. The Who
i… i’m cooperating with you, charlie brown
ya wanna know how i got these scars, Charlie Brown
Coffee is for Closers, Charlie Brown.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i… i’m cooperating with you, charlie brown
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Ron Carter
2. Paramore
3. Mark Lanegan
4. Pearl Jam
5. [Local punk bands]
1. Ron Carter
2. Paramore
3. Mark Lanegan
4. Pearl Jam
5. [Local punk bands]
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Ron Carter
2. Paramore
3. Mark Lanegan
4. Pearl Jam
5. [Local punk bands]
1. Ron Carter
2. Paramore
3. Mark Lanegan
4. Pearl Jam
5. [Local punk bands]
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Alanis Morissette
2. Billy Joel/Elton John
3. TMBG
4. Blue October
5. Jewel
1. Alanis Morissette
2. Billy Joel/Elton John
3. TMBG
4. Blue October
5. Jewel
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Alanis Morissette
2. Billy Joel/Elton John
3. TMBG
4. Blue October
5. Jewel
1. Alanis Morissette
2. Billy Joel/Elton John
3. TMBG
4. Blue October
5. Jewel
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
1. Tears for Fears
2. Pink Floyd
3. Queensyche
4. Billy Joel (x6 or 7?)
5. TMBG
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Weird Al
-Tom Petty
-The Offspring/ with Suicidal Tendencies
-Linkin Park
-Flaming Lips
-Weird Al
-Tom Petty
-The Offspring/ with Suicidal Tendencies
-Linkin Park
-Flaming Lips
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Weird Al
-Tom Petty
-The Offspring/ with Suicidal Tendencies
-Linkin Park
-Flaming Lips
-Weird Al
-Tom Petty
-The Offspring/ with Suicidal Tendencies
-Linkin Park
-Flaming Lips
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introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1) TMBG
2)BNL
3) Moxy Früvos
4) Weird Al
5) The Pogues
1) TMBG
2)BNL
3) Moxy Früvos
4) Weird Al
5) The Pogues
Introduce yourself (again) with 5 (other) concerts you've seen:
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
1) TMBG
2)BNL
3) Moxy Früvos
4) Weird Al
5) The Pogues
1) TMBG
2)BNL
3) Moxy Früvos
4) Weird Al
5) The Pogues
i’m thankful for the word “plethora”
it really means a lot
it really means a lot
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i’m thankful for the word “plethora”
it really means a lot
it really means a lot
Introduce yourself (again) with 5 (other) concerts you've seen:
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
1. Tears for Fears
2. Poppy
3. CAKE
4. Newsboys
5. “Weird Al” Yankovic
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
1. Mariana's Trench
2. Murder By Death
3. Mother Mother
4. Taylor Swift
5. My Chemical Romance
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Introduce yourself (again) with 5 (other) concerts you've seen:
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd
1. They Might Be Giants
2. Brian Wilson
3. mc chris
4. Smashmouth
5. Lynyrd Skynyrd