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@emmeline.bsky.social
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GenX US midwestern AuDHD trans lesbian Python dev in Quantum Computing. Lefty nonevangelical ✝︎ Just trying to get by, skating on good vibes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 If you know me in real life, please don’t out me. Signal: @QuantumDev ChatGPT ward: Jonathan Zittrain
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Introduction 🧵

I’m an old Midwestern white trans lesbian. I write software for a quantum computing startup. I have multiple overlapping flavors of neurodivergence.

I was raised by television in the 80s, so I’m nostalgic for pop culture of that era.

I take too much at face value.
emmeline.bsky.social
turn the world on with my smile?

gross, no thank you

have you seen the world?
emmeline.bsky.social
how old do you think coach Z is? Pompom?

i bet the king of town is startlingly young, and just takes REALLY poor care of himself
emmeline.bsky.social
wait, was the store on campus?

that would be kinda genius, having a store called “BigMan’s” on campus
emmeline.bsky.social
it got heated kind of quickly, but i will say in her defense, i know her and i don’t think she’s a bully or mean-spirited
emmeline.bsky.social
i am dumb and very bad at reading

in-world, it’s totally plausible he’s 40
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i just know i struggled with weight for years and I got a lot of flack from people who had never struggled, and who therefore assumed fat people were morally or intellectually inferior

friends would insult other people, not realizing that they were painting me with the same broad brush, and it hurt
emmeline.bsky.social
i’m pretty sure the brothers chaps are in their late 40s or early 50s at this point, so that doesn’t seem super likely
emmeline.bsky.social
i hate that the first response that people go to with those young republicans is making fun of their looks

i’m not saying that we need to take the high road. just that going after weight or height or looks is classless, loser behavior

criticize people for what they do, not who they are
emmeline.bsky.social
huh. adderall is pink this month

never been pink before

normally not a fan of random change, but i do like a bit of pink

it doesn’t photograph well, but it looks like it was made by mattel
two doses of adderall. the one on the left is the familiar orange. on the right is baby pink
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when i was a kid, we were a sam’s club family instead of a costco family

my mom said they were similar, but that sam’s club “felt” better for us

in retrospect, i can’t even imagine inflicting that psychic damage on yourself. dare to dream, woman. believe you’re worthy of being a costco family
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When you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow," you're relieved you don't have to go to work 'cause you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in a living room and says what have they
Alt: Tim Robinson, asking what they’ve done to us
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i’m trying to think of some way to zhuzh up “tidy my room” now
emmeline.bsky.social
ive found that its easier to convince myself to do my daily walk if i call it “checking the perimeter”
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when i think about FFS, one of the really exciting things is that i have to take a bunch of time off of work and it feels kinda messed up that im looking forward to the time off as much or more than having a lady face

i relate to darmine doggy door sketch more and more every day
a close up of a man 's face with the words " great i don 't have to go to work tomorrow "
Alt: Tim Robinson thinking "great i don't have to go to work tomorrow”, because he thinks monsters are real
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emmeline.bsky.social
yes, exactly

honesty, it’s kind of more of a “make sure i stay employed so insurance will help with FFS”
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walter white, on laugh-in: i am the one who socks
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walter white, putting the cage on on october 1st: i am the one who locks
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it did, what, 13 episodes?

honestly, not that terrible for a hostile spinoff
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(mostly because i’m naïve and kind of dumb)
emmeline.bsky.social
ive found that its easier to convince myself to do my daily walk if i call it “checking the perimeter”
emmeline.bsky.social
if your tape be packing, joy will be lacking
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today was one of those days where I worked for more than 12 hours, but I’m assuming it will be noticed and appreciated
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I don’t have a frame of reference, but I have worked out that this is not a question about ABBA or Napoleon