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Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
1.3K followers 2.4K following 10K posts
Gen X Potato, He/Him Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 57m
Scientific research says you should wrap succulent children tightly and leave on your doorstep, sites Dr G. Iantspider paper "delicious man-children wrap them in cords yes yes"
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1h
*mutely gesturing at the obviously crowing crow behind you*
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1h
I sit in my overpriced vehicle that constantly tracks and monitors me while also showing my obscene brand loyalty to the richest man in the world.

I hear Keanu's in my brain. "Wake up sariman. Time to smash some regional quotas"

Techno thrums in my skull.
willoremus.com
Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 2h
nothing says “cyberpunk” like owning a $100,000 vehicle
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
Amazon drivers gonna run over so many kids getting second shaving prompts to drive faster...
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
It's how Magnus was right, right? Obviously you'd need at least an hour about how Magnus was right
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 2h
That guard is too blase. "Yep, major political leader falling down--guess it's Tuesday!"
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 4h
Good to see we're well on our way to "broken up United States Map in every 90's ttrpg and computer game". I really hope we go Crimson Skies and get to have cool airplanes and zeppelins!
luckytran.com
Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 15h
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.

Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Map: Governors Public Health Alliance * Guam is also a member of the alliance Updated October 15, 2025 Map: @luckytran • Created with Datawrapper
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 4h
I'd post the PVP that made this joke 20 years ago but honestly Google enshittification has made that really tricky. Especially with "PVP comic computer gag".
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
Walking into the middle of my open work office and speaking loudly

"Cortana Open CMD as admin yes c colon enter format yes yes"
tomwarren.co.uk
Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 7h
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
What? Another major influx of new people?

Allright let's get that bread HI MY NAMES SABERMANE AND TODAY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KRULL BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 5h
A damn good movie.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 15h
Everyone's lawyer just glaring at them shaking thier head no
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h
Per Roddenberrys notes people on Earth had Sex trainers, so honestly everyone In the 24th century is a weird freak.
homelessrobot.bsky.social
Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 16h
I assumed you were just quoting the Crypt Keeper from Tales from the Crypt
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 17h
Close to the Eschatonic West idea I had...great work.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 17h
...ok seven.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 17h
The fact that this is basically just a genre. Four movies off the top of my head.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 20h
There's gotta be a Abe Lincoln Horror movie on Pluto or Zubi or somewhere...
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 20h
Ready to reboot it Disney gimme a call! What's the worst I could do??
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 20h
Stripping the copper out of the walls.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 20h
There have been white supremacists in the GOP my entire life.

They would not be calling themselves nazis for most of my life. That's the change. It's small, but it's important.
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 21h
*beating my coworker to death in a raincoat after describing the outreach of Huey Lewis* "ha ha sorry I'm SUCH a periwinkle!!"

(I'm sure you're also exactly like you online in real life...)
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 21h
Always trust people giving you color-coded identity sigils, right??
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
He's probably just grumpy because he's got something in his eye
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Sabermane @homelessrobot.bsky.social · 1d
...well I hope whoever wanted this enjoys it.
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