Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
"Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat!" Kicked out important history facts in my brain.
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat!" Kicked out important history facts in my brain.
We do, but we also get it's too much work becoming immortal.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We do, but we also get it's too much work becoming immortal.
Look Gerald likes what Gerald likes. Good for Gerald.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Look Gerald likes what Gerald likes. Good for Gerald.
This image, by itself, is funny. And it also sets up the inevitable punchline
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This image, by itself, is funny. And it also sets up the inevitable punchline
If you use your phone while you do, yes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
If you use your phone while you do, yes.
*eyes narrow, jots notes in journal like Batman*
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*eyes narrow, jots notes in journal like Batman*
I dunno we had Reagan
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I dunno we had Reagan
What they should do is invent a Carousel so we can all dress in spandex and hockey masks and fly up in the air and Renew! Renew! Renew!
#jokesfor8people
#jokesfor8people
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What they should do is invent a Carousel so we can all dress in spandex and hockey masks and fly up in the air and Renew! Renew! Renew!
#jokesfor8people
#jokesfor8people
You're an adult.
You eat one spoonful and then make the cookies.
Ok two. Four tops.
You eat one spoonful and then make the cookies.
Ok two. Four tops.
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
You're an adult.
You eat one spoonful and then make the cookies.
Ok two. Four tops.
You eat one spoonful and then make the cookies.
Ok two. Four tops.
I dunno there's blasters and aliens ..
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I dunno there's blasters and aliens ..
Literally I believe they just hate money.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Literally I believe they just hate money.
2000 more and you gotta starter army
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
2000 more and you gotta starter army
I think a moose will kill me faster so...moose?
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I think a moose will kill me faster so...moose?
Sure hope every other country enjoys that...
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sure hope every other country enjoys that...
Jumping. *laughs manically*
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jumping. *laughs manically*
I DON'T HAVE ADHD SHUT UP
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I DON'T HAVE ADHD SHUT UP
that's...actually a very good question...
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
that's...actually a very good question...
"Fool! This is only the beginning!"
"oh. Oh wow." *shoots him again* "Good thing he warned us. Why did he warn us? That was dumb of him but now he's dead and it is the End because he's dead. Good."
"oh. Oh wow." *shoots him again* "Good thing he warned us. Why did he warn us? That was dumb of him but now he's dead and it is the End because he's dead. Good."
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Fool! This is only the beginning!"
"oh. Oh wow." *shoots him again* "Good thing he warned us. Why did he warn us? That was dumb of him but now he's dead and it is the End because he's dead. Good."
"oh. Oh wow." *shoots him again* "Good thing he warned us. Why did he warn us? That was dumb of him but now he's dead and it is the End because he's dead. Good."
look he's not very good at this...
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
look he's not very good at this...
You're asking why it isn't news how the joker spray painted smiles on every building when he was mayor of Gorham City.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You're asking why it isn't news how the joker spray painted smiles on every building when he was mayor of Gorham City.
Dammit I'm not ever a furry and I want this game!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Dammit I'm not ever a furry and I want this game!!
Yes.
...YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Snake Plitzken is RIGHT THERE!!!!
...YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Snake Plitzken is RIGHT THERE!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes.
...YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Snake Plitzken is RIGHT THERE!!!!
...YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Snake Plitzken is RIGHT THERE!!!!