Sabermane
@homelessrobot.bsky.social
Gen X Potato, He/Him
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
Real Life: Cybersecurity Geek, Dad, Husband
Fake Life: ttrpgs, movies, all things geekerish, too much politics (sorry I don't want to either but *flails at everything*)
I assure you there is just enough potato in this to support the insane amount of cheese.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I assure you there is just enough potato in this to support the insane amount of cheese.
I know there must be some kind of intersection in the Venn diagram of "stranger Things Fans/DnD geeks/people who buy decorative liquid soap dispensers" but I didn't know there were enough to warrent the "Official Stranger Things D20 soap bottle"
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I know there must be some kind of intersection in the Venn diagram of "stranger Things Fans/DnD geeks/people who buy decorative liquid soap dispensers" but I didn't know there were enough to warrent the "Official Stranger Things D20 soap bottle"
New images of New Yorkers attempting to go to a bodega hours after Mamdani elected Mayor. Our photographer was later eaten by dire rats.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
New images of New Yorkers attempting to go to a bodega hours after Mamdani elected Mayor. Our photographer was later eaten by dire rats.
Getting emergency halloween costume stuff, and saw these little figures that reminded me of my favorite TNG villains, Omnipotent Jerry Seinfeld and
Snorkeler Robot Man.
(Please ignore my LOOMING BALDNESS)
Snorkeler Robot Man.
(Please ignore my LOOMING BALDNESS)
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Getting emergency halloween costume stuff, and saw these little figures that reminded me of my favorite TNG villains, Omnipotent Jerry Seinfeld and
Snorkeler Robot Man.
(Please ignore my LOOMING BALDNESS)
Snorkeler Robot Man.
(Please ignore my LOOMING BALDNESS)
He stops.
Reads the sign. Shakes his head in disbelief.
With a long, mournful sigh, Frank Cotton turns around and walks away
#jokesfor8people
Reads the sign. Shakes his head in disbelief.
With a long, mournful sigh, Frank Cotton turns around and walks away
#jokesfor8people
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He stops.
Reads the sign. Shakes his head in disbelief.
With a long, mournful sigh, Frank Cotton turns around and walks away
#jokesfor8people
Reads the sign. Shakes his head in disbelief.
With a long, mournful sigh, Frank Cotton turns around and walks away
#jokesfor8people
I love my child but the way they eat apples makes my brain twitch. Cut it in half. Cut it in half. You know you're not going to eat the entire CUT IT IN HALF
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I love my child but the way they eat apples makes my brain twitch. Cut it in half. Cut it in half. You know you're not going to eat the entire CUT IT IN HALF
What I immediately thought:
September 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What I immediately thought:
Tonight we went with loaded potato soup and a spinach salad because we deserve bacon.
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tonight we went with loaded potato soup and a spinach salad because we deserve bacon.
@jcsalterego.bsky.social What the Hell is this?!
September 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@jcsalterego.bsky.social What the Hell is this?!
Primordal Gamer: Super Mario Brothers, Ice Climbers, that old pinball game that came with Windows
September 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Primordal Gamer: Super Mario Brothers, Ice Climbers, that old pinball game that came with Windows
We will record your life. We will Vibe Think for you.
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We will record your life. We will Vibe Think for you.
Thank you German Language for summing it all up.
August 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Thank you German Language for summing it all up.
Who is the Fantastic Four Zillow ads aimed at? Who is deciding thier house buying search engine on Marvel movies?? Who??
This is the saddest "you kids need a job" statement.
This is the saddest "you kids need a job" statement.
July 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Who is the Fantastic Four Zillow ads aimed at? Who is deciding thier house buying search engine on Marvel movies?? Who??
This is the saddest "you kids need a job" statement.
This is the saddest "you kids need a job" statement.
Look if we're all just gonna post in Simpsons memes
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Look if we're all just gonna post in Simpsons memes
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
Of the big lake they called Gitche Gumee
Is this a bad idea? This seems like a bad idea.
March 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Is this a bad idea? This seems like a bad idea.
I'm keeping it as the Gulf of Gulf of but we might as well make this record some real deep poetic works of humanity, you know?
February 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm keeping it as the Gulf of Gulf of but we might as well make this record some real deep poetic works of humanity, you know?
Gamer Facts! The Bad Dudes remake has been trapped in development hell since 2001. For reasons.
February 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Gamer Facts! The Bad Dudes remake has been trapped in development hell since 2001. For reasons.
Me every day since Jan 20
February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me every day since Jan 20
It would only be really bad for a week. Maybe two. I'm sure it would improve things if I was personally granted the ability to determine who lives and who dies.
January 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would only be really bad for a week. Maybe two. I'm sure it would improve things if I was personally granted the ability to determine who lives and who dies.
I could watch the inauguration, but instead I'm going to finish watching 2023's "65". Take that incoming tyrannical reign of terror.
January 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I could watch the inauguration, but instead I'm going to finish watching 2023's "65". Take that incoming tyrannical reign of terror.