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January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up
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Every night, while the Shoemaker slept, the elves logged on to post about something called Keir Starmer
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Every night, while the Shoemaker slept, the elves logged on to post about something called Keir Starmer
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From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 PM
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
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Imagine a amazing world
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Imagine a amazing world
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why isn't there creamed corn with electrolytes? what are we afraid of
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
why isn't there creamed corn with electrolytes? what are we afraid of
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[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
[after getting 8 likes on a post about Dracula having sex with Bigfoot] I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable
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Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Meet the Losers Who Still Want to Read and Think With Their Own Brains
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why don’t they just photoshop their stocks
From Dare Obasanjo on Mastodon. Adobe is hitting the floor. #AI
January 18, 2026 at 5:40 AM
why don’t they just photoshop their stocks
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You’ll never convince me this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
You’ll never convince me this piece of popcorn is a colonel.
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ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
ATTN: i have retired from calling posts, skeets. its juvenile. thank you for reading my cumblast
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Jan 10th - The date Julia wants to marry Johnny.
📽️📅 Holiday (1938)
📽️📅 Holiday (1938)
January 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Jan 10th - The date Julia wants to marry Johnny.
📽️📅 Holiday (1938)
📽️📅 Holiday (1938)
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There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
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Now we go live to Mike Johnson
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Now we go live to Mike Johnson
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
January 3, 2026 at 2:34 AM
tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
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already failed my new years resolution of not eating food too hot for my mouth
January 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
already failed my new years resolution of not eating food too hot for my mouth
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
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2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number
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my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
my mom: [clearing her throat at the dinner table] i don’t know what sixty-seven means
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Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks