Eric 🏳️🌈
@grumpylinguist.bsky.social
34. Basically just a goblin.
Austin, TX. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.
https://linktr.ee/GrumpyLinguist
Austin, TX. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.
https://linktr.ee/GrumpyLinguist
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This is becoming a problem so if I block you and you work your way around it or find me on another app(!) to complain to me about it I will put you on blast.
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my cat when she returns to her freshly cleaned litter box
oh it definitely is! they take the piss and they un-piss it! just to piss it again!
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my cat when she returns to her freshly cleaned litter box
People older than 60 love to lick their fingers before turning a page
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
People older than 60 love to lick their fingers before turning a page
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Strong "I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this" vibes
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Strong "I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this" vibes
You have no idea how strongly I struggle to keep “guy who goes on treks in South America” from becoming my entire personality, and you should be so grateful I fight this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You have no idea how strongly I struggle to keep “guy who goes on treks in South America” from becoming my entire personality, and you should be so grateful I fight this.
What do you think the funniest city would be to hold the tribunals prosecuting the Trump regime? My gut says The Appleton Trials would be funny.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What do you think the funniest city would be to hold the tribunals prosecuting the Trump regime? My gut says The Appleton Trials would be funny.
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i hate to break it to this guy but if you don't wanna eat food from any culture that has issues with xenophobia, patriarchy/misogyny, and/or fascism you are gonna starve to death.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i hate to break it to this guy but if you don't wanna eat food from any culture that has issues with xenophobia, patriarchy/misogyny, and/or fascism you are gonna starve to death.
The biggest idiots in the country are gearing up to call this fascism and, um, declare Mamdani is a wrecker or something.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The biggest idiots in the country are gearing up to call this fascism and, um, declare Mamdani is a wrecker or something.
I hate how if I get a single molecule of lip balm 1μm outside the border of my lips my skin decides to create the biggest, nastiest, most cold sore-like zit.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I hate how if I get a single molecule of lip balm 1μm outside the border of my lips my skin decides to create the biggest, nastiest, most cold sore-like zit.
Any time someone rightly scolds someone for violating Leave No Trace guidelines ~100,000 morons come out of the woodwork to rationalise vandalism and inexcusable disregard for fire safety because going there is already leaving a trace and I think you should be legally allowed to hit those people
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Any time someone rightly scolds someone for violating Leave No Trace guidelines ~100,000 morons come out of the woodwork to rationalise vandalism and inexcusable disregard for fire safety because going there is already leaving a trace and I think you should be legally allowed to hit those people
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If I were the wedding hosts I’d kill this person with a gun.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I were the wedding hosts I’d kill this person with a gun.
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One reason (the main reason?) Democratic-majority state legislatures should plow ahead with redistricting is the near-guarantee that John Roberts will intervene on behalf of Texas' wildly racist gerrymander.
badfaithtimes.com/now-is-the-t...
badfaithtimes.com/now-is-the-t...
Now Is The Time To Maximize Republicans' Political Pain
It shouldn't matter that the Texas gerrymander might be dead. Democrats have to stay on offense.
badfaithtimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
One reason (the main reason?) Democratic-majority state legislatures should plow ahead with redistricting is the near-guarantee that John Roberts will intervene on behalf of Texas' wildly racist gerrymander.
badfaithtimes.com/now-is-the-t...
badfaithtimes.com/now-is-the-t...
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Huh. I wonder which Canadian billionaire it will turn out to be.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Huh. I wonder which Canadian billionaire it will turn out to be.
Good Luck Ahyuck
It’s Good Luck Chuck but Goofy is there
It’s Good Luck Chuck but Goofy is there
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Good Luck Ahyuck
It’s Good Luck Chuck but Goofy is there
It’s Good Luck Chuck but Goofy is there
Really bizarre level of conspiracism around Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. “They are pushing them to look like that because They’re trying to condition people to accept starvation in the coming recession” no I guarantee you they’re just deeply unwell.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Really bizarre level of conspiracism around Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo. “They are pushing them to look like that because They’re trying to condition people to accept starvation in the coming recession” no I guarantee you they’re just deeply unwell.
If by some miracle the Texas hold on the house map stands I'm gonna blow the fattest nut
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If by some miracle the Texas hold on the house map stands I'm gonna blow the fattest nut
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If you don’t read the tagline or recognize Nicole Wallace this looks a pharmaceutical ad where a woman has just been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you don’t read the tagline or recognize Nicole Wallace this looks a pharmaceutical ad where a woman has just been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.
What do you think this person is this upset about?
A. A racist joke
B. A joke about suicide
C. Farting
A. A racist joke
B. A joke about suicide
C. Farting
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What do you think this person is this upset about?
A. A racist joke
B. A joke about suicide
C. Farting
A. A racist joke
B. A joke about suicide
C. Farting
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This Musking was all but inevitable, but it's great to see @teslatakedown.com and @amandamarzullo.bsky.social fighting back!
If you're in Travis County, get involved!
If you're in Travis County, get involved!
I only know that someone is going to get Musked www.statesman.com/news/article...
Tesla withholds data as Travis County reviews tax rebate
Tesla is withholding data as Travis County reviews its tax incentive deal, leaving a potential multimillion-dollar rebate in doubt amid ongoing questions about the company’s compliance.
www.statesman.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This Musking was all but inevitable, but it's great to see @teslatakedown.com and @amandamarzullo.bsky.social fighting back!
If you're in Travis County, get involved!
If you're in Travis County, get involved!
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Can we normalize Adderall?
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can we normalize Adderall?
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Entomologists:
![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Entomologists: