The Dalai Farmer
@grovedigger.bsky.social
International Man of Prehistory. Post Doc. Archaeology, Heritage, Metalwork. A man of dreadful aspect and sorry footwear.
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Why yes, a bit of a boogie in the rain is absolutely called for, since you asked. If you're going to get soaked through at work, you need to have a bop to keep warm, I say
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Why yes, a bit of a boogie in the rain is absolutely called for, since you asked. If you're going to get soaked through at work, you need to have a bop to keep warm, I say
Well @salix.bsky.social and I are going to see my old mucker @conwoman69.bsky.social on Thursday. Any donations before we cross the Watford Gap could make a real difference to his life. Please give generously
youtu.be/qzTYNhWoLZ4?...
youtu.be/qzTYNhWoLZ4?...
Harry and Paul Northern Relief
YouTube video by moose875
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Well @salix.bsky.social and I are going to see my old mucker @conwoman69.bsky.social on Thursday. Any donations before we cross the Watford Gap could make a real difference to his life. Please give generously
youtu.be/qzTYNhWoLZ4?...
youtu.be/qzTYNhWoLZ4?...
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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I think we’re several years past the point where “Whoops, it was just groupthink again, silly us” is going to cut it as an explanation for one avoidable shitshow after another, don’t you
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I think we’re several years past the point where “Whoops, it was just groupthink again, silly us” is going to cut it as an explanation for one avoidable shitshow after another, don’t you
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Some of the teams have interesting names. Sounds funny, to read the team names in different languages
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Some of the teams have interesting names. Sounds funny, to read the team names in different languages
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian
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music is really loud math
November 16, 2024 at 8:28 PM
music is really loud math
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If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If I was the new Director General of the BBC, I'd blow the entire annual budget on a third series of Tripods, upload it to YouTube then spill petrol all over the place and chuck a lit match over my shoulder as a sauntered out the front door to rapturous applause.x
Been reading Clive James' Cultural Amnesia again. It's a worryingly prescient piece of work within the context of being a historically-geared memoir. It is also astonishingly well written; one of those books in which the prose frequently makes me do a double take
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Been reading Clive James' Cultural Amnesia again. It's a worryingly prescient piece of work within the context of being a historically-geared memoir. It is also astonishingly well written; one of those books in which the prose frequently makes me do a double take
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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All the lads guffawing, hooting and rolling their eyes at the stupid hippies for years. What, you think the British press has An Agenda? Absurd, delusional, do you think they are conspiring, are there lizardmen tapping your phone
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
All the lads guffawing, hooting and rolling their eyes at the stupid hippies for years. What, you think the British press has An Agenda? Absurd, delusional, do you think they are conspiring, are there lizardmen tapping your phone
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Nigel Fuckface has made a statement about the BBC thing well COLOUR ME FUCKING SURPRISED
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nigel Fuckface has made a statement about the BBC thing well COLOUR ME FUCKING SURPRISED
I met Quentin Wilson once, when he was filming in our village. I said to him "bloody typical, your show turns up on my doorstep and they send you instead of Jodie Kidd". "Funny, that's what I hear all the time these days" he replied. Seemed a nice chap, and we chatted about my Landy. *anecdote ends*
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I met Quentin Wilson once, when he was filming in our village. I said to him "bloody typical, your show turns up on my doorstep and they send you instead of Jodie Kidd". "Funny, that's what I hear all the time these days" he replied. Seemed a nice chap, and we chatted about my Landy. *anecdote ends*
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"You there! Boy! Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"You there! Boy! Where's your fucking poppy?"
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My only problem with mutual masturbation is women look sensual and perfect while they do it, meanwhile I look like I'm trying to get information out of a suspect.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a hallway with a nbc logo behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a hallway with a nbc logo behind him
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My only problem with mutual masturbation is women look sensual and perfect while they do it, meanwhile I look like I'm trying to get information out of a suspect.
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A hobby to be proud of (but then I do have form…& a history of triggering people shouting THE FOOTIE MATCH WAS A MYTH)
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
A hobby to be proud of (but then I do have form…& a history of triggering people shouting THE FOOTIE MATCH WAS A MYTH)
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This could be a cataclysmic crossing of magicks, like the crossing of streams in Ghostbusters, but worse.
1) Invoke the double Manager of the Month and Player of the Month curse
2) Invoke the blessing of a visit to Tottenham
3) The potent combination of curse and blessing opens portal to hell.
1) Invoke the double Manager of the Month and Player of the Month curse
2) Invoke the blessing of a visit to Tottenham
3) The potent combination of curse and blessing opens portal to hell.
Curse incoming?
Man Utd's monthly award winners in October 🤩
🏃♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo
👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim
🏃♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo
👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This could be a cataclysmic crossing of magicks, like the crossing of streams in Ghostbusters, but worse.
1) Invoke the double Manager of the Month and Player of the Month curse
2) Invoke the blessing of a visit to Tottenham
3) The potent combination of curse and blessing opens portal to hell.
1) Invoke the double Manager of the Month and Player of the Month curse
2) Invoke the blessing of a visit to Tottenham
3) The potent combination of curse and blessing opens portal to hell.
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I love my Bellator 2000 by JML, it keeps Little Dave shiny and clean all day long. Glad to see it's finally getting some global recognition 👍
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I love my Bellator 2000 by JML, it keeps Little Dave shiny and clean all day long. Glad to see it's finally getting some global recognition 👍
Cometh the hour, cometh the trolls
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Cometh the hour, cometh the trolls
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Does he think they can vote?
Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Does he think they can vote?
Ah now look, this is where sport peaked for me; it's been almost all downhill from that moment (with the occasional temporary uplift). Wonderful, and the commentary still puts a lump in my throat all these years later
Paul Gascoigne free kick for Spurs vs Arsenal, F.A Cup semi final, 1991
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ah now look, this is where sport peaked for me; it's been almost all downhill from that moment (with the occasional temporary uplift). Wonderful, and the commentary still puts a lump in my throat all these years later