Clownf1st
@clownf1st.bsky.social
Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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Superb. One edit particularly drops out to me as a bit of truly sparkling dialogue: the left is the first draft, the second the shooting script by Stoppard
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Superb. One edit particularly drops out to me as a bit of truly sparkling dialogue: the left is the first draft, the second the shooting script by Stoppard
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The 1st of December.
This is about as festive as I get. The ghost stories don’t end in October for me, they creep all the way up to the new year.
An unpublished illustration I made for The Signal Man by Charles Dickens a couple of years ago.
🎅🏼 No No No
This is about as festive as I get. The ghost stories don’t end in October for me, they creep all the way up to the new year.
An unpublished illustration I made for The Signal Man by Charles Dickens a couple of years ago.
🎅🏼 No No No
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The 1st of December.
This is about as festive as I get. The ghost stories don’t end in October for me, they creep all the way up to the new year.
An unpublished illustration I made for The Signal Man by Charles Dickens a couple of years ago.
🎅🏼 No No No
This is about as festive as I get. The ghost stories don’t end in October for me, they creep all the way up to the new year.
An unpublished illustration I made for The Signal Man by Charles Dickens a couple of years ago.
🎅🏼 No No No
On a week long training course this week. The tutor appears to be Reece Shearsmith's long lost brother.
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
On a week long training course this week. The tutor appears to be Reece Shearsmith's long lost brother.
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Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 1
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 1
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
‘The village’
Artist: SR Badmin
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For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
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Not a new story, but this morning's rabbit hole is the fact that Larry Ellison has bought the Eagle and Child, a pub on St Giles in Oxford, and Norman Foster is redesigning it oxfordclarion.uk/the-bird-and...
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Not a new story, but this morning's rabbit hole is the fact that Larry Ellison has bought the Eagle and Child, a pub on St Giles in Oxford, and Norman Foster is redesigning it oxfordclarion.uk/the-bird-and...
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A new picture, that's more of a sentence really. Anyway:
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
A new picture, that's more of a sentence really. Anyway:
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
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The only good Tolkien company name
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The only good Tolkien company name
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me with the big viking poo. the number one celebrity of the poop world.
if I could have got an autograph, I would
if I could have got an autograph, I would
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
me with the big viking poo. the number one celebrity of the poop world.
if I could have got an autograph, I would
if I could have got an autograph, I would
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.
I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
There's *always* some cunt letting off fireworks round here these days. Presume it's to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the end of Operation Desert Storm 🤷♂️
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There's *always* some cunt letting off fireworks round here these days. Presume it's to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the end of Operation Desert Storm 🤷♂️
Your Party
Our Party
Everybody work Your Party
(Ooh ooh ) Let's all chant 🎶
Our Party
Everybody work Your Party
(Ooh ooh ) Let's all chant 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Your Party
Our Party
Everybody work Your Party
(Ooh ooh ) Let's all chant 🎶
Our Party
Everybody work Your Party
(Ooh ooh ) Let's all chant 🎶
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homelessness is a curse, only suffered a couple of months of it myself but my late work partner went out of his way to help when he could so the least I can do now is chip in and reskeet this
If you’ve got a spare fiver or whatever please donate if you can, not long now till my first shift
www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...
www.justgiving.com/page/lina-s-...
Lina's fundraiser for Crisis
Help Lina S raise money to support Crisis
www.justgiving.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
homelessness is a curse, only suffered a couple of months of it myself but my late work partner went out of his way to help when he could so the least I can do now is chip in and reskeet this
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me, everyday for the next month
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Nov. 30, 1925: To help police fight crime, radio station WHO of Des Moines, Iowa, interrupts broadcasts to transmit an alarm anytime a bank reports a robbery. The announcer strikes a xylophone as the signal.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Nov. 30, 1925: To help police fight crime, radio station WHO of Des Moines, Iowa, interrupts broadcasts to transmit an alarm anytime a bank reports a robbery. The announcer strikes a xylophone as the signal.
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
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This picture is called: "Trying To Get Into Bed Quietly At Midnight After Saying You'd Only Stay Out For A Couple Of Beers"
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This picture is called: "Trying To Get Into Bed Quietly At Midnight After Saying You'd Only Stay Out For A Couple Of Beers"
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
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PLAY CHESS appeared in the BBC's Christmas 1980 morning schedules with an unfathomably menacing (though beautiful) title sequence. It's got real 'old-school Soviet' vibes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
PLAY CHESS appeared in the BBC's Christmas 1980 morning schedules with an unfathomably menacing (though beautiful) title sequence. It's got real 'old-school Soviet' vibes.
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“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”
(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)