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Clownf1st
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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A new picture, that's more of a sentence really. Anyway:
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding

Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The only good Tolkien company name
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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me with the big viking poo. the number one celebrity of the poop world.
if I could have got an autograph, I would
you couldn't be more correct
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz350bs
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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So here's a thing. I help run my local food bank, and we're doing this: 12 Days of Christmas Giving.

It's the busiest time of year for us and we have to build up our stocks right through December.

I know you're not in N4, but all food banks are in the same boat, so if you can help please do! 🙏🎄
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
High as a kite on his epilepsy meds, watching the wild dogs on #Kingdom
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There's *always* some cunt letting off fireworks round here these days. Presume it's to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the end of Operation Desert Storm 🤷‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Your Party
Our Party
Everybody work Your Party
(Ooh ooh ) Let's all chant 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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homelessness is a curse, only suffered a couple of months of it myself but my late work partner went out of his way to help when he could so the least I can do now is chip in and reskeet this
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Me, everyday for the next month
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Nov. 30, 1925: To help police fight crime, radio station WHO of Des Moines, Iowa, interrupts broadcasts to transmit an alarm anytime a bank reports a robbery. The announcer strikes a xylophone as the signal.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This picture is called: "Trying To Get Into Bed Quietly At Midnight After Saying You'd Only Stay Out For A Couple Of Beers"
Katsukawa Shunsho (1783)
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
OUTFIELDER IN GOAL KLAXON!!
Dresden have used all their subs and Grill's knee buckled under him.
#DREDUS
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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PLAY CHESS appeared in the BBC's Christmas 1980 morning schedules with an unfathomably menacing (though beautiful) title sequence. It's got real 'old-school Soviet' vibes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”

(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Cracking opening goal though
Very low quality stuff. Magic.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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UK’s three worst harvests on record have occurred in the past five years

When families can’t afford to feed their children, societies break down

Climate change is slow enough to ignore, but fast enough to insidiously overwhelm

What seems to be missing is political will to move at emergency speed.
UK Security, Food And Economy At Risk Without Climate Action, Experts Say
Experts at the U.K.’s first national emergency briefing on climate and nature shared risks in a world being rapidly destabilised by climate and biodiversity breakdown
www.forbes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Dresden v Dusseldorf on YouTube is some fine hangover football. Bottom of the table clash in Bundesliga 2.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ralph and Guest Dog send crispy duck filled vibes .. 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Armor by Terry English for Excalibur (1981)
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

With Stoppard's death it's worth mentioning that you can get the BBC radio versions of pretty much his entire body of work for a single audiobook credit (also available on Audible, but Libro.fm is far better)
Tom Stoppard: A BBC Radio Drama Collection Audiobook on Libro.fm
The collected BBC radio productions of the internationally renowned playwright Tom Stoppard One of the giants of British theatre, Sir Tom Stoppard has been writing for the stage and screen for over 50...
libro.fm
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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A simply incredible wordsmith. Brazil alone, never mind Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Last Crusade and Empire of the Sun. What a legacy. www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/n...
Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88
A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM