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jimprov
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Chimpanzee dealer
He/him | R0BERTC0P
av by @carl.bsky.social

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My childishness is a crime against mature.
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Okay this little color recreation game is pretty cool, harder than I thought it would be! I consistently made the color way brighter than it should have been despite landing the hue which is giving me lots of thoughts on color perception dialed.gg
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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his name is Henri Inennui
A French existential circus where the monotone clown mimes his own suicide while holding a singular black balloon
July 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Hollywood.
February 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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just remembered that the workday is done, so i can switch my soothing jazz piano playlist to the Weird Jazz playlist
February 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Work Tip: make sure everyone thinks youre a little dumb, especially if you are not
October 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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honky box office
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Spielberg, 1982)
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
George Biddle (1935)
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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the history THEY don't want you to know
October 3, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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"President Lincoln, someone is trying to open a new, 'Whiter House of the Future' right across the street and drive us out of business."
- Clerks the Animated Series (2002)
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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I just pulled this. Is this good maxds.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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In 2002 the thought was that feeding computers a huge amount of data to analyze would yield a badass way to vogue while dual wielding custom Berettas. In 2026 we know that it just yields lies and csam.
February 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
having discord was nice but this will be missed
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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things that Dick Clark says when Vicki Lawrence wants to strangle him
February 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
this one is relevant again so it's coming back to the shop

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Everything's Computer shirt
and I hate it
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February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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nightmare where i’m at a charcuterie party, ask if there are any gluten-free crackers, and then someone holds a mirror up to my face while everybody laughs
January 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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“It costs nothing to be kind,” I whisper as I drop $600 on drugs to prevent me from hurting annoying people.
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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August 29, 2024 at 1:57 PM
year of the honse
way to go!!!1!
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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all-woman limp bizkit cover band called Cynthia Raprock
December 15, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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Spotted at a trailhead. Imagine paying $17 for an incredibly abundant thing that's free at the only place you use the thing. Imagine leaving evidence of how much of a sucker you are right there on the floor of the stick factory.
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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"In my role as a world renowned expert in the area of taking hot loads to the throat, I must say ... "
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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If elected, I will put Mark Cuban in the "Shank Tank".
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM