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My childishness is a crime against mature.
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just remembered that the workday is done, so i can switch my soothing jazz piano playlist to the Weird Jazz playlist
February 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
just remembered that the workday is done, so i can switch my soothing jazz piano playlist to the Weird Jazz playlist
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WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MOTHER FUCKERS
![[Sturdy Hawaiian man holding a 40oz green bottle to his mouth and in his other hand signaling a shaka]
[Youtube video title] DRINKING A 40 ON A WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON
Uploaded on Feb 16, 2011
- just a quick drink before I take my nap](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreihah57e6p5rqvsnh4mftfnvhkucn77g7sagtfnkv6le2q3g2gmkq4@jpeg)
January 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MOTHER FUCKERS
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longer video uploads means I get to share Peter Serafinowicz with everyone :)
March 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
longer video uploads means I get to share Peter Serafinowicz with everyone :)
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Work Tip: make sure everyone thinks youre a little dumb, especially if you are not
October 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Work Tip: make sure everyone thinks youre a little dumb, especially if you are not
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E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Spielberg, 1982)
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL (Spielberg, 1982)
George Biddle (1935)
!["Tenement (mural study, Department of Justice Building, Washington, D. C.)" tempera on fiberboard
----- [from Wikipedia] -----
Born to an established Philadelphia family, Biddle attended the elite Groton School (where he was a classmate of Franklin D. Roosevelt). He completed his undergraduate studies and later earned a law degree from Harvard (1908 and 1911, respectively). He passed his bar examination in Philadelphia.
Biddle's legal career was short-lived, however, and by the end of 1911 he had left the United States to study at the Académie Julian in Paris. [...] As he remembered, "I gobbled up museums, French Impressionism, cubism, futurism, and the old masters; I copied Velasquez in Madrid and Rubens in Munich…." In 1917, with the United States' entry into the First World War, Biddle enlisted in the army.
In the 1930s, Biddle became a champion of social art and strongly advocated government funding for artistic endeavors. His correspondence with his former classmate (and recently elected president) Franklin Roosevelt contributed to the establishment of the Federal Art Project, an arm of the Works Progress Administration that produced several hundred thousand pieces of publicly funded art. Biddle himself completed a mural titled The Tenement for the Justice Department building in Washington, D.C., and made sketches of the opera Porgy and Bess during its late 1930s tour.
Biddle's best known work is in the mural Society Freed Through Justice, five fresco panels in fifth-floor stairway of the Robert F. Kennedy Department of Justice Building in Washington, D.C., produced under the U.S. Treasury Department's Section of Painting and Sculpture. At the time of Biddle's death in 1973, New York Times art critic John Canaday called the mural "the best he ever did. It depicted the everyday people of this country with extraordinary dignity, and it still stands up today."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreigu5zzw27yc6qedgq7z4qm6wbrdhpgy6ckl4uv7g25dvxkv743n3m@jpeg)
February 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
George Biddle (1935)
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the history THEY don't want you to know
October 3, 2023 at 7:23 PM
the history THEY don't want you to know
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"President Lincoln, someone is trying to open a new, 'Whiter House of the Future' right across the street and drive us out of business."
- Clerks the Animated Series (2002)
- Clerks the Animated Series (2002)
![[frame of animation from Clerks the Animated Series featuring a parody of The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer]
-- (show synopsis) --
"A Black English nobleman named Desmond Pfeiffer, chased out of the United Kingdom due to gambling debts, becomes President Abraham Lincoln's valet. In the show, he serves as the intelligent and erudite backbone of a Civil War-era White House populated by louts and drunkards."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreif5ezjczjzvzznku6jg4wybeuatbp2wnuiqknivaw2uep5lcby3nm@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"President Lincoln, someone is trying to open a new, 'Whiter House of the Future' right across the street and drive us out of business."
- Clerks the Animated Series (2002)
- Clerks the Animated Series (2002)
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I just pulled this. Is this good maxds.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I just pulled this. Is this good maxds.bigcartel.com/product/the-...
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In 2002 the thought was that feeding computers a huge amount of data to analyze would yield a badass way to vogue while dual wielding custom Berettas. In 2026 we know that it just yields lies and csam.
February 18, 2026 at 4:02 AM
In 2002 the thought was that feeding computers a huge amount of data to analyze would yield a badass way to vogue while dual wielding custom Berettas. In 2026 we know that it just yields lies and csam.
having discord was nice but this will be missed
![@septapus bot making a jerkcity [bonequest] comic from a conversation between myself and my friend Treetop](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreihw4lxgukoqhxvfxyazfb5sfow5a4lvvmyun6aoc2jun6n5d7m2um@jpeg)
February 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
having discord was nice but this will be missed
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things that Dick Clark says when Vicki Lawrence wants to strangle him
February 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
things that Dick Clark says when Vicki Lawrence wants to strangle him
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oh HELL yes @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
oh HELL yes @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
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nightmare where i’m at a charcuterie party, ask if there are any gluten-free crackers, and then someone holds a mirror up to my face while everybody laughs
January 7, 2024 at 11:48 PM
nightmare where i’m at a charcuterie party, ask if there are any gluten-free crackers, and then someone holds a mirror up to my face while everybody laughs
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“It costs nothing to be kind,” I whisper as I drop $600 on drugs to prevent me from hurting annoying people.
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“It costs nothing to be kind,” I whisper as I drop $600 on drugs to prevent me from hurting annoying people.
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year of the honse
February 17, 2026 at 7:22 PM
year of the honse
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all-woman limp bizkit cover band called Cynthia Raprock
December 15, 2023 at 5:11 PM
all-woman limp bizkit cover band called Cynthia Raprock
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Spotted at a trailhead. Imagine paying $17 for an incredibly abundant thing that's free at the only place you use the thing. Imagine leaving evidence of how much of a sucker you are right there on the floor of the stick factory.
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Spotted at a trailhead. Imagine paying $17 for an incredibly abundant thing that's free at the only place you use the thing. Imagine leaving evidence of how much of a sucker you are right there on the floor of the stick factory.
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"In my role as a world renowned expert in the area of taking hot loads to the throat, I must say ... "
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"In my role as a world renowned expert in the area of taking hot loads to the throat, I must say ... "
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If elected, I will put Mark Cuban in the "Shank Tank".
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If elected, I will put Mark Cuban in the "Shank Tank".