Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
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Ra's al Dolezal
@senatorivy.com
· Sep 9
The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
"If Trump seizes Greenland does that mean everyone gets <shit Greenlanders get under Denmark>? Mmmm? Mayhaps? MMMMMM?"
No dude, unless theyre Danny Husk, when someone gets kidnapped they tend to fall under the ruleset of the nutjobs who kidnapped them. What the fuck was that post even saying.
No dude, unless theyre Danny Husk, when someone gets kidnapped they tend to fall under the ruleset of the nutjobs who kidnapped them. What the fuck was that post even saying.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 AM
"If Trump seizes Greenland does that mean everyone gets <shit Greenlanders get under Denmark>? Mmmm? Mayhaps? MMMMMM?"
No dude, unless theyre Danny Husk, when someone gets kidnapped they tend to fall under the ruleset of the nutjobs who kidnapped them. What the fuck was that post even saying.
No dude, unless theyre Danny Husk, when someone gets kidnapped they tend to fall under the ruleset of the nutjobs who kidnapped them. What the fuck was that post even saying.
Finally watched Predator Badlands after everybody was like "just wait for streaming" and I wish I saw it in the theater, it was a lot of fun. Would definitely like more of that particular story.
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Finally watched Predator Badlands after everybody was like "just wait for streaming" and I wish I saw it in the theater, it was a lot of fun. Would definitely like more of that particular story.
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this mfer eatin SOUP
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
this mfer eatin SOUP
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Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
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hooting and hollering out the door and on my way to save big money
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
hooting and hollering out the door and on my way to save big money
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My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
Guy with "Trump won 2020" in his username shows that when you put pressure on people like him they run away
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Guy with "Trump won 2020" in his username shows that when you put pressure on people like him they run away
Bisco is turnt off that fresh, crisp air
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Bisco is turnt off that fresh, crisp air
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The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The only powerful public figure who ever actually defunded the Police was Sting.
It's called riptyme because thats what it is when they find grandpa in it
January 15, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It's called riptyme because thats what it is when they find grandpa in it
Ok now teach me the phrase for "tell your piece of shit friends there is no place they can hide from me."
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Ok now teach me the phrase for "tell your piece of shit friends there is no place they can hide from me."
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State-sanctioned rape was the inevitable product of the climate of anti-trans contempt promoted by Sulzberger’s nyt and eagerly adopted by the WH
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jan 14 Prospect: After moving to weaken Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) safety protections for transgender inmates, Trump admin has now removed similar protections at multiple ICE detention centers as well as halted all GAC care for detainees.
ICE Deletes Rape Protection for Trans Immigrants - The American Prospect
The agency this month altered more contracts with private prison companies to remove care and protection measures it took advocates years to win.
prospect.org
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
State-sanctioned rape was the inevitable product of the climate of anti-trans contempt promoted by Sulzberger’s nyt and eagerly adopted by the WH
@kennylogins.bsky.social it is almost 2 years at job now?
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
@kennylogins.bsky.social it is almost 2 years at job now?
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Dearest Millicent,
I write to you from the front, from which vantage it seems the War on Protein shall never cease. My comrades and I are weary
I write to you from the front, from which vantage it seems the War on Protein shall never cease. My comrades and I are weary
January 14, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Dearest Millicent,
I write to you from the front, from which vantage it seems the War on Protein shall never cease. My comrades and I are weary
I write to you from the front, from which vantage it seems the War on Protein shall never cease. My comrades and I are weary
-Smilin' SenatorIvy!
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
-Smilin' SenatorIvy!
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Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Hey y’all! REMINDER:
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this money! ThurmanPerryFoundation.org
Cackling aloud with gusto at this video of some pipe welding machine that a woman preps with initial joins sans a welding helmet and it's just like ZAP FLASH squint ZAP FLASH squint
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Cackling aloud with gusto at this video of some pipe welding machine that a woman preps with initial joins sans a welding helmet and it's just like ZAP FLASH squint ZAP FLASH squint
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@catfacejoe.bsky.social is a good follow
![Joe Catface
@CatFace_Joe
gone off that clown loud
[picture of a decorative plate painted with a little girl with closed eyes blowing bubbles (6) and the same hobo clown is in each bubble]
5:13 PM • 2021-09-23](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreib5odj7sak2y62cdrgyqqv23725pqdspv2bs3riupv5ekbmtijnxa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
@catfacejoe.bsky.social is a good follow
When I'm dying I will at least do so knowing that I went with the dignity of having never been photographed looking like World Baby entering the monolith
January 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
When I'm dying I will at least do so knowing that I went with the dignity of having never been photographed looking like World Baby entering the monolith
Challenging republicans to show their love for their party by getting dilbert tattoos. The more complex the dilbertry the more love for party you have.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Challenging republicans to show their love for their party by getting dilbert tattoos. The more complex the dilbertry the more love for party you have.
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two marines solemnly folding the lifesize Dilbert cardboard cutout that was on scott adams' coffin and handing it to his wife
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
two marines solemnly folding the lifesize Dilbert cardboard cutout that was on scott adams' coffin and handing it to his wife
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he's in heavenbert with the lordbert now
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
he's in heavenbert with the lordbert now