Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
What a beautiful way to celebrate Thanksgiving.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What a beautiful way to celebrate Thanksgiving.
So joyous. The Honmoon is strong.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So joyous. The Honmoon is strong.
Guess we can't celebrate Thanksgiving without lying about and smearing the people we stole this country from.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Guess we can't celebrate Thanksgiving without lying about and smearing the people we stole this country from.
Happy Thanksgiving from the "Brunch" girls!
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the "Brunch" girls!
I still don't understand why we passed that law that the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade can only feature 2-3 songs from the last 25 years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I still don't understand why we passed that law that the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade can only feature 2-3 songs from the last 25 years.
Campbell's holiday commercials hit different this year. Touching images of families gathering together to share 3D printed chicken...
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Campbell's holiday commercials hit different this year. Touching images of families gathering together to share 3D printed chicken...
This is what you say when it happened under Trump.
REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is what you say when it happened under Trump.
You know you're playing the right very gay captcha game when Idina Menzel sings the theme song for the 2.0 launch. This is a very niche post.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You know you're playing the right very gay captcha game when Idina Menzel sings the theme song for the 2.0 launch. This is a very niche post.
If a wrinkle cream doesn't burn a little bit, how can I tell it's pretending to work?
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If a wrinkle cream doesn't burn a little bit, how can I tell it's pretending to work?
500 soldiers won't be with their families on Thanksgiving because Pete Hegseth is a little bitch.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
500 soldiers won't be with their families on Thanksgiving because Pete Hegseth is a little bitch.
This can only bring more bad times ahead.
CBS is reporting the suspect ID-ed as 29 year old Afghan national who entered US in 2021.
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
2 National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., suspect in custody, officials say
Two members of the West Virginia National Guard were shot a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C., and a suspect is in custody, officials say.
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This can only bring more bad times ahead.
I saw someone post on here they were going to Costco today to get a roasted chicken instead of a turkey because they don't like turkey, and while every dollar counts in these times I'd be going to a grocery store for one instead of Costco on one of their most chaotic days of the year. Brave soul!
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I saw someone post on here they were going to Costco today to get a roasted chicken instead of a turkey because they don't like turkey, and while every dollar counts in these times I'd be going to a grocery store for one instead of Costco on one of their most chaotic days of the year. Brave soul!
"Mark Kelly quoted the law." -THE END.
Hegseth wants briefing on review of Senator Kelly's conduct by Dec 10, memo says reut.rs/3XP8InZ
Hegseth wants briefing on review of Senator Kelly's conduct by Dec 10, memo says
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Tuesday requested he be briefed by December 10 on the results of a review into "potentially unlawful" comments made by U.S. Senator Mark Kelly, a retired Navy captain.
reut.rs
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Mark Kelly quoted the law." -THE END.
I know very little about economics but it seems kinda bad 50% of the US economy is just companies hoping AI turns out to be something everyone should be invested in. It's giving major "internet bubble" vibes I wonder if the Pets.com puppet would agree.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know very little about economics but it seems kinda bad 50% of the US economy is just companies hoping AI turns out to be something everyone should be invested in. It's giving major "internet bubble" vibes I wonder if the Pets.com puppet would agree.
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
It's unsettling that Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are two of the richest men in America but also batshit crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's unsettling that Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are two of the richest men in America but also batshit crazy.
Films for sex criminals directed by sex criminals.
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump.
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Films for sex criminals directed by sex criminals.
How much crypto did they steal?
Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How much crypto did they steal?
There comes a time in every male comedian's life when he's successful enough to hire a stylist to put him in nice jeans and dressy sneakers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
There comes a time in every male comedian's life when he's successful enough to hire a stylist to put him in nice jeans and dressy sneakers.
This look is such a failure and so many people were involved.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This look is such a failure and so many people were involved.
Stop threatening me with a good time until it happens.
Rep. Don Bacon was so appalled by the Trump administration's proposed Russia-Ukraine peace plan that he considered resigning in protest, the Nebraska Republican told Axios.
www.axios.com/2025/11/25/d...
www.axios.com/2025/11/25/d...
Scoop: GOP Rep. Don Bacon weighed resignation over Trump's Russia-Ukraine peace plan
Rep. Don Bacon said he was "so angry" at Trump's proposed Ukraine plan that he "thought about" resigning in protest.
www.axios.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Stop threatening me with a good time until it happens.
Gotta celebrate when they get along.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gotta celebrate when they get along.
Just make sure the planes don't crash buddy.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Just make sure the planes don't crash buddy.
Stop promising me a good time until it actually happens.
House Republicans are so fed up with Congress that many are reportedly eyeing the exits.
GOP Strategist Warns of ‘Unusual’ Twist in Republican Defections
Doug Heye said that the dysfunction on Capitol Hill has turned Congress into a “bad workplace.”
trib.al
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Stop promising me a good time until it actually happens.
Is Defunctland bullying things into creation?
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Is Defunctland bullying things into creation?