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Ben Siemon
@benjaminjs.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 I speak only for myself. Not a spokesperson. Animation writer. Grocery Clerk with Half an Eyelid from "Crazy-Ex Girlfriend" OK puppeteer. He/him
What a beautiful way to celebrate Thanksgiving.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So joyous. The Honmoon is strong.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Guess we can't celebrate Thanksgiving without lying about and smearing the people we stole this country from.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the "Brunch" girls!
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I still don't understand why we passed that law that the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade can only feature 2-3 songs from the last 25 years.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Campbell's holiday commercials hit different this year. Touching images of families gathering together to share 3D printed chicken...
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This is what you say when it happened under Trump.
REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?

KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You know you're playing the right very gay captcha game when Idina Menzel sings the theme song for the 2.0 launch. This is a very niche post.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If a wrinkle cream doesn't burn a little bit, how can I tell it's pretending to work?
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
500 soldiers won't be with their families on Thanksgiving because Pete Hegseth is a little bitch.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This can only bring more bad times ahead.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I saw someone post on here they were going to Costco today to get a roasted chicken instead of a turkey because they don't like turkey, and while every dollar counts in these times I'd be going to a grocery store for one instead of Costco on one of their most chaotic days of the year. Brave soul!
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Mark Kelly quoted the law." -THE END.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know very little about economics but it seems kinda bad 50% of the US economy is just companies hoping AI turns out to be something everyone should be invested in. It's giving major "internet bubble" vibes I wonder if the Pets.com puppet would agree.
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's unsettling that Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are two of the richest men in America but also batshit crazy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Films for sex criminals directed by sex criminals.
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump.

• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute

• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.

(Source: Deadline)
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How much crypto did they steal?
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Justice will be served at the White House on Tuesday as Trump pardons a pair of turkeys for fowl reasons, participating in the 78th annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation. https://cnn.it/48iywxI
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There comes a time in every male comedian's life when he's successful enough to hire a stylist to put him in nice jeans and dressy sneakers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This look is such a failure and so many people were involved.
“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stop threatening me with a good time until it happens.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Gotta celebrate when they get along.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just make sure the planes don't crash buddy.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Stop promising me a good time until it actually happens.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM