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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛

@fuzzler.bsky.social

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Professional job quitter. Former reverse logician & programmer, currently pursuing my passion of not sitting at a computer all day getting mad. Living the dream (at least when I'm not logged on here!!)

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · Jun 9

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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 4h

So much happening in just a few sentences:

Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 35m

I need to look into Richard Waldrep. He did the album art for this collection and most of it is weird as hell

Four guys losing their absolute shit on the stoop of a brownstone. Two of them are doing universal party gestures. One greaser looking character has his mouth open wide and his hands clamped over his ears like he can't even contain himself. A man with thin sunglasses and an even thinner tie raises his arms in the back

An elderly person making a sort of shrug gesture

The full album cover of "The Rock 'N' Roll Era" 1964 volume released by Time Life. The boys are losing their shit over a dame walking past, namely her smooth white legs made more shapely by the red high heel, high top chuck taylor shoes she's wearing. I can't establish what the older person behind the window is thinking. It's sort of like the "sickos" guy, but instead of "yes.. haha" it says "1964"

1964

1. Where Did Our Love Go (2:31) The Supremes

2. Rag Doll (2:54) Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

3. Under the Boardwalk (2:42) The Drifters

4. It Hurts to Be in Love (2:33) Gene Pitney

5. The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) (2:21) Jan and Dean

6. You Don't Own Me (2:18) Lesley Gore

7. Oh, Pretty Woman (2:55) Roy Orbison

8. My Guy (2:49) Mary Wells

9. Keep Searchin' (We'll Follow the Sun) (2:07) Del Shannon

10. C'mon and Swim (2:43) Bobby Freeman

11. Last Kiss (2:20) J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers

12. Dancing in the Street (2:37) Martha and the Vandellas

13. G.T.O. (2:25) Ronny and the Daytonas

14. Suspicion (2:30) Terry Stafford

15. No Particular Place to Go (2:42) Chuck Berry

16. Leader of the Pack (2:50) The Shangri-Las

17. Hi-Heel Sneakers (2:47) Tommy Tucker

18. Chapel of Love (2:46) The Dixie Cups

19. Louie Louie (2:41) The Kingsmen

20. Goin' out of My Head (2:30) Little Anthony and the Imperials

21. The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss) (2:11) Betty Everett

22. Surfin' Bird (2:17) The Trashmen

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 1h

I should put out a menorah and hang up a bunch of multicultural woke shit in the hallway where it happened, but a different crew gonna fix it. Plus as we've already established I'm a lover not a fighter

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah... realized after the fact that it was the same guy put a big crack in my ceiling from working in the attic, too!

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 2h

I don't know what my point with this is. I had a good time smoking cigarettes with those guys & chatting with them despite whatever political differences, right up until that moment. What a spectacular way to completely blow through all the good will they had built up.

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 2h

Because what can you do? I'm not going to start shit with four MAGA guys who did the thing I paid them to do. I'm not even going to leave a bad review... they know where I live, and there's not really a positive outcome gonna come from that

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 2h

And he's gonna get away with it too. I'm all Karened out from dealing with the plumbing company before I hired this one. I just said "watch it man, I'm jewish" or something and he kind of apologized, kind of walked it back.. we kind of laughed it off.

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 2h

I'm not "hurt," but I did wake up thinking about how bad of a sign of the times it is that anyone thinks it's okay to talk this way ever, much less to a CUSTOMER, much less a CUSTOMER HANDING YOU $6000. That is what's absolutely crazy to me

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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 12h

It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 16h

Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.

ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you

'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11h

Thinking about listening to "trip hop" music while am on drugs. I can't quite place why, but I feel like those two things might just jibe? Will report back on my experience.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11h

if you jump into a black hole, you come out the other end as an Italian

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13h

Still processing the fact that earlier today a contractor made a jew joke to me *as I was literally writing him a check*

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14h

I have no wish to alarm you, but you are My bluesky account wife. I show your posts to my co-workers. "Please, I don't like how this painting makes me feel, and the disquiet grows the longer I gaze. But good art makes you feel something, yes?" I reply: that's my wife and I love her so much

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14h

I admit, I'm Bibles Georg. My brain is so galaxy sized they couldn't even fit it on the chart (too bright,also):

Ad for holy scapes bible word game:

"People who often play Bible word game", and beneath that a brain that looks like it's lid up BRIGHT.

and below that:

"People who never play Bible word game" above a brain that's barely lit up at all

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 14h

I like the term "internet story." That's what it is. Like a fragmented portrait of a (flawed) human being we can glean from whatever notorious thing they did using their computer. It's interesting, these modern myths. I'm high as hell, hope make sense. Will have to see if I have that P.K. Dick

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 16h

Hi, I can't answer the phone right now (jammin'). Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can (hope you like jammin' too)

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 16h

BREAKING:

- Christianity up 4000 basis points YoY
- Jesus polling high 60s favorability in 2028
- If count acts like Johnny Cash, Christian music HUGE again

This is JOURNALISM. Journalism BASED on DATA.

[cut to ad for crypto shit called GodWallet or w/e is dumb they sell on Fox now]

the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21h

these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim

Eric Daugherty: JUST IN: Stunning data reveals Christianity is SURGING in the United States

Bible sale: +41.6%
App downloads: +79.5%
Christian music streaming: +50%

What an amazing sight to see.

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17h

Genuinely such a fascinating tale in its own right, but it's also aged into a fairly representative example of why things are the way they are now. Like if there were a horror anthology about how the internet made 2025 the way it is, TempleOS would be a fun "monster of the week" episode

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 17h

how upgrade to wimdows xp

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yeast @colourmode.bsky.social · Oct 17

they should give traffic lights a few more colors, it could repair cultural divides as drivers collaboratively intuit their meaning

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19h

A "turn based" strategy as it were

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19h

I'm assigned to one of the placebo Vaults so I should be fine

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19h

"average person downloads 3 bible apps a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person downloads 0 bible apps per year. Bibles Georg, who is a TempleOS power user & downloads over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 19h

It's SURGING dude. There is a fucking Christian TSUNAMI headed straight for the eastern seaboard at nearly the speed of sound and you don't think that's breaking news??

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 23h

Does the universal solvent still work if you apply it upside down?