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@fuzzler.bsky.social
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What's that shit Popeye's always saying (not re spinach)?
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Here's a small selection of men without penises
"Here we are, 40 different men. To have your way with. Have a ball, pass the book around, hold contests all you need is a pen, a little correction fluid, and a lot of imagination. Here's your chance to create the man of your dreams or just have a little fun with the guys" and it's a man sitting in a chair backwards with penis just waiting to be drawn "Very Sheik" and it's a sheik waiting for his penis to be drawn on "Draw Pardner." A rugged, shirtless cowboy Got boots with spurs and a bandana and everything. Everything except a penis doodle, that is "Where's the fire?" and a firefighter holding a hose. Different hose than the one you draw, though
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
fuzzler.bsky.social
"puzzle glue"
Cylindrical Playboy Playmate puzzles
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Adult Connect the Dots booklet Tagline: Can you count? Then you can draw naked people doing sexy stuff!
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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More interesting artifacts from the basement
"Working Girl's Doodle Book with 40 different MEN." A penisless man disrobes as a sharpened pencil points to where his penis would be
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
fuzzler.bsky.social
Me and who
Bears in the Night by Stan and Jan Berenstain. Some pajamaed bears tiptoe through the woods & the one in front lights the way with a red lamp
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
fuzzler.bsky.social
Discontinuing the penny is bisexual erasure
A scratched up sticker depicting a black and white line drawing of Abraham Lincoln in profile with a coincidental speech bubble covered over by another sticker
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fuzzler.bsky.social
Montgomery Biscuits logo embroidered on a blue and white striped hat. The creature is an anthropomorphic biscuit, like if the Hamburglar had a Joker arc
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fuzzler.bsky.social
REAL PISSERS
Book titled "Real Pissers" with a yellow background and piss stream arcing in from off the page into a porcelain toilet. The font is hot pink and the background is piss yellow. Somehow, the piss is a distinct, more pissly piss yellow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The FDA needs to reevaluate this device
A purple piece of metal with a card that says "Expect A Miracle" along with a description and instructions: ENERGY PRODUCTS OF THE FUTURE AVAILABLE TODAY POSITIVE ENERGY PLATES The atoms and electrons of the aluminum have been altered so that the plates are in resonance, or in tune, with the basic energy of the Universe. They function as transceivers creating field of energy around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by Osmosis. This energy is very beneficial (the life-force energy) to all life... plant, animal, or human. It might be considered as Positive Energy, or as God power. Love is "positive energy." God is Love. God is Energy. Science has proven that by projecting "love," or positive energy, to a plant, the plant will flourish and grow vigorously. The plate energy will also do the same to plants. If a child is injured, it will run to it's mother who automatically will project love (positive energy) to the child... and by laying her hands on the painful area, she automatically releases "energy," or "prana" in Yoga, in China it is called Chi, and the pain is relieved. The plates can do the same thing when placed upon an injured area of man, plant, or animal. If a person. receives a burn, they have suddenly changed the normal vibrational rate of the tissue and they suffer pain. The plates will help to quickly return the burned area back to its normal rate of vibration. All faith healing utilizes this energy. These plates will help to raise the vibrational rate of any individual using them. In no way, can these plates be harmful. Many people place their food on the large plates when they are still in paper sacks from the market. The time required is about 15 minutes. Plate energy will change the taste of wine and for some reason, cheap wine improves and expensive wine becomes like vinegar. A glass of water may become energized in 2 or 3 minutes by setting it on a plate. Travelers in foreign countries energize their drinking water and elimi… Other side: How or why this happens is unknown. These plates have been in use for more than 20 years... and they are still functioning very well after that length of time. Once the structure of the atoms of the aluminum has been altered, they will remain in that condition possibly indefinitely. The plates are not "charged." They are utilizing the basic energy of the Universe... or free energy. PLATE APPLICATIONS THAT USERS HAVE DISCOVERED 1. Wear the small plate in pocket for more energy. If no pockets, women carry the plates in their purse (No body contact necessary) 2. Place purchased bags of food on the large plate capprox. 15 minutes). This induces the "life force energy" 3. Place large plate in refrigerator (center shelf). Food will last mach longer (except for fresh meat and fish), and thermostat may have to be readjusted if food freezes. 4. Place plate under sick house plants. 5. Place small plate in dog or cat bed, or under food dish 6. Te energize crystals or decomposed granite (or quartz sand), place material on the plate for 12 hours. Scatter quartz sand or granite onto indoor or outdoor trees or plants to enhance growth. 7. Place 1 gallon of water on large or small plates and wse to water plants (12 hours or overnight). 8. Use the plate on injured area of any living thing. UNIT NOT INTENDED FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES. The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) prohibits manufacturers of instruments from making health or therapeutic claims for effects relating to the physical or mental illnesses being currently treated by members of the medical profession and/or other licensed practitioners unless said instruments have been registered by the F.D.A. Expect A Miracle Made in USA
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Fallout drug looking-ass game called Krypto from The "Making People Happy Games Company," itself a Fallout-ass sounding location
The contents of the game "Krypto" along with rulebook variations & a score pad. The cards have numbers from 1 to 25 and arithmetic symbols in the middle. Taglines: FUN TO PLAY MIND STIMULATING and FAMILY ARITHMETIC GAME EASY TO LEARN. I ain't transcribing the rules. I ain't even gonna text extract 'em.
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Just found out there is one
A booklet that says Soul Owner's Manual with some Korean characters
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Hope not too late for #FungiFriday or too early for #MushroomMonday
Some lions mane mushrooms growing up a log. Kind of scalloping up it like vertebrae into bigger, darker platforms that almost match the color of the autumn leaves on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Four panel comic by the inimitable Haus of Decline. A line drawing of a couple of penises and it says "Dicks: A Film By Ken Burns" and the rest of the panels are panning over Ashokan Farewell sheet music and a dick
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Something happens every single day now that makes me think about this post, and Penis Satan has become tangled up in the tulpa. I'll catch 2 seconds of the news and the only thing I hear is "Hello. I'm Penis Satan"
Post by Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social: It's funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they're evil but dignified gentleman and now they're openly just like "Hello. I'm the Anime Pedophile"
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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The Joyce Carol Oates Grokipedia page still has not been updated to specifically hallucinate about how not owned Elon is
Grokipedia v0.1 Controversies and Criticisms Social Media Engagements and Public Backlash Joyce Carol Oates joined X (formerly Twitter) in 2012 at the suggestion of her publisher, Penguin Random House, and has since built a following exceeding 300,000 by sharing terse observations on politics, culture, and current events alongside literary promotions. [83] Her posting style-often elliptical, ironic, or exploratory-has repeatedly led to misinterpretations, with critics from across the ideological spectrum accusing her of trolling, insensitivity, or cognitive decline, though such claims frequently overlook her history of provocative, first-person essayistic prose translated to the platform's brevity. [84]
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Similar experience for me this morning when I took a shower and saw out the window. Not a lot of things give me that awestruck feeling these days but there is nothing like how cozy and peaceful that was. It's a distinct kind of quiet and cold and brightness on days like today
Through a dirty window screen, peachy blue clouds in the sunrise behind bare trees. The treeline behind them still has has some green, red and orange leaves. A fresh sheet of snow covers the ground and the roofs of the houses in the distance.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Maybe this is flippant, I don't know. What matters is that it made me feel better to doodle it
A guide called "Gone From My Sight: The Dying Experience" by Barbara Karnes. The cover features a line drawing of a sailboat headed towards the horizon The cover modified to have a squidlike sea monster attacking the boat
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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A stick figure on its back contorted a little weird with its arms held out and legs kicked up. Theres a speech bubble that says "PARASITE!"
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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My condolences, sincerely
Altered Onion headline: 'Chuck Klosterman Corners Guy At Party To Talk Uriah Heep' & it's a scruffy Chuck Klosterman in a plaid shirt holding a beer and talking to a disinterested guy in a Dio t-shirt
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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'Lefty' the Hamburger Helper mascot's face on the updated bluesky logo, so a lumpy 3D butterfly. He's holding a big wooden spoon
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Would be amazingly funny if I weren't having to devote 90% of my energy to managing this sort of issue right now
Unread text message from MoT friend who dropped off food earlier: "Did <orthodox uncle> eat that? There was pork in it!"
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Fake Neon Genesis Evangelion title card says: "Zohran for New York City - Episode: 1 Trans Sharia" Generated using: https://kychou.net/eva-title/
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Has to be 'CL-O-VE'—the O is central to our brand
A Life Saver advertisement from the early 1900s featuring a display case with rolls of Life Savers 'Pep-O-Mint' dainty confections for 5¢ a pop. Text says: Four Flavors— PEP-O-MINT LIC-O-RICE CL-O-VE WINT-O-GREEN Be-everywhere Mint Products Company New York
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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MEET A MF MOM!
NEWSLETTER, 3 sections: OUR MISSION... When moms thrive, we all thrive. By centering the leadershi.. OUR VISION... We envision motherhood a is world where honored in MEET A MF MOM! (and a cut off picture)
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Sold along with a toy whale for $1. Obviously kept a couple for myself, but I don't feel bad since they kept calling it a shark
Fake $1,000,000 bill with a portrait of Barack Obama
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM