Matt Leys
@mattleys.bsky.social
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cjayanetti.bsky.social
"Post you from a different era" is middle-aged Bluesky code for "lemme see you when you were hot"
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I wish I had! Just couldn't resist.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
mattleys.bsky.social
Episode two is even better and the great Amelia Bullmore made me well up. This is shaping up to be a Sally Wainwright all-timer
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Well Riot Women is very pleasing. Jo Scanlon being invisible is spot on. And my god, what a cast.
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excelpope.net
Due to Internet issues I am driving to your house to show you my dogs and food.
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helengittos.bsky.social
Alan Garner's Bronze Age shovel - found in the Alderley Edge copper mines in 1875, rediscovered by Alan in a dusty cupboard under his Primary School's stage, and since radiocarbon dated to 1750BC. One of many treasures in Manchester Museum - now massively revamped & European Museum of the Year.
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jsinclair.bsky.social
When is Salt Bae arriving?
tariqpanja.bsky.social
Reports that FIFA President Gianni Infantino has arrived in Sharm el Sheikh for the Middle East peace summit. Unclear why he would be required or what his role is.
mattleys.bsky.social
Some of them make great setlists
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jonnelledge.bsky.social
Gonna start a thread of articles I re-read every time I have an excuse, because after this thread I am thinking a lot about @cormacmccafe.bsky.social‬'s "No Yanks on the Thread" piece.

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I Should Be Able to Mute America
The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss
www.gawkerarchives.com
mattleys.bsky.social
Matt is a properly funny writer. Let's get him some gigs
mjowen174.bsky.social
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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commonmugwort.bsky.social
Door: Vyronas
#Athens #UrbanPhotography
Colour photo. The 20th century decorative metal grille of a front door, painted mustard yellow, and dusty with neglect. The pattern is of nested arcs, not unlike a traditional Japanese wave pattern, braced with three horizontal lines. In the lower part of the door, this pattern is placed over a solid metal pattern, in the upper over textured glass. Two rows are in the image, one of each.
mattleys.bsky.social
One of the most deeply strange pictures ever painted
peterpaulrubens.bsky.social
Infinitely enigmatic Flagellation of Christ, c. 1455, by spatial genius Piero della Francesca. Today is his day.
mattleys.bsky.social
Well Riot Women is very pleasing. Jo Scanlon being invisible is spot on. And my god, what a cast.
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mrtrellis.bsky.social
This is completely lovely and thanks to that berk of a son has never been repeated or made available on any home video format so if it's on YouTube at the moment rip it fast.
archivetvmusings.bsky.social
Jackanory - The Hobbit (12th October 1979). Jan Francis, Bernard Cribbins, Maurice Denham and David Wood conclude the tale of The Hobbit.
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mattleys.bsky.social
Great days, they were.
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It's nice in here. Pull up a pleasantly embroidered chair.
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Who do you think I am, Roger Quimbly?
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Half right, Oliver, but we really wanted a bit more detail
mattleys.bsky.social
I had one of these but it was an NHS screening programme
mattleys.bsky.social
You appreciate that I need a copy of this book now.