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Clownf1st
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Bon viveur, futility enthusiast, founder of Milli Vanilli, compulsive liar.
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Splodge did some monitoring 🙄
94.9 dB according to the phone app. Topped out at 98.2 dB.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Well that was fucking magic (despite the power problems) #MBV
My Bloody Valentine on stage. My Bloody Valentine on stage. My Bloody Valentine on stage.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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He's woken up now he's heard the (big) cats on the telly. #Kingdom
A reclining whippet watching lions and hyaenas on BBC Kingdom.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Not interested today. But then he's been to see Guest Dog and been sprinting about.
Sleeping whippet
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Same
The Wicker Man ablaze.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Pffff. They should eat this, disassembled, and see if they can shit it out complete. Now *that's* proper science....
A Lego Eiffel Tower being admitted by a bearded nerd in a pink shirt. He appears to have a topknot.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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SLICED MEAT
(not addictive)
A large window sign advertising SLICED MEAT. A small green panel states 'not addictive'
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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WANTED!

For attempted pizza theft
A very innocent looking whippet.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
However... there is wine in the house
Crow demon from the 70s Monkey TV programme... i think.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
What a dog shit week
Michael Gambon in The Singing Detective looking very sore and pissed off.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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SAUSAGES!!??
A very alert fawn and white whippet on a blue sofa with a pink Oodie behind him
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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It's been chilly, so the boy has got his jumper on.
A fawn and white whippet in a dark blue jumper, curled up on a sofa.
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Already on it... 🙂
Fawn and white whippet snuggled up in my lap and covered with a pale blue patterned Oodie.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Way ahead of you....
A VW Beetle covered in spikes from The Cars That Ate Paris.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Sweet 🍻
Opening soon... Fell Stockport.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
clownf1st.bsky.social
Do what now?
A snippet of Google Maps showing the town of Lickey End
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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He's watching Kingdom on BBC1. Absolutely transfixed by the hyaenas.
A fawn and white whippet snuggled in a pink blanket on a blue sofa.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh.
Mike Parry coughing out a jet of pure cinnamon.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Strong urge to watch Brazil again...
Mrs Ida Lowry undergoes another procedure, oblivious to and insulated from the horrors of a society in decay.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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My favourite picture of him. Being interviewed by The Observer magazine about his new novel 😁
A fawn and white whippet, his paws crossed, leaning over the back of a dark leather sofa.
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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We're you dressed like this?
Clive Dunn as Grandad.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A good boy, who just had his tablet, hears the distant rattle of the treat box being opened
A fawn and white whippet, reclining on a blue sofa, looking suddenly alert.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Snugs for the Snug God
A fawn and white whippet curled up in a blue blanket, half asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Fenton! Fenton! For fucksake
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Morning!
Blood for the blood god Mamdani meme.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM