JP Collins
@profjpc.bsky.social
Law prof at GW Law. New Yorker turned Virginian. Former SDNY clerk and litigator at Sullivan & Cromwell. Studying and writing about court admin and the judiciary. #LFGM #COYS Papers here: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=22389
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The Trump White House Is Trying to Hide Its Nominees From You
The more the public learns about Trump’s nominees’ unfitness for office, the less time the White House is giving lawmakers, journalists, and the public to do any meaningful vetting.
ballsandstrikes.org
Trump's judicial blitz continues - now with more secrecy!
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Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
Someone caught Captain Phillips on reruns last night
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Someone caught Captain Phillips on reruns last night
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I wasn’t really a ham guy before but this ham changed me
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I wasn’t really a ham guy before but this ham changed me
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You’ve got male … pattern baldness
Right now?
IT'S TIME CHASERS, BAYBAY :D
We're gonna go fly though another Spirograph!
IT'S TIME CHASERS, BAYBAY :D
We're gonna go fly though another Spirograph!
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You’ve got male … pattern baldness
All hail Mulligan!
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
All hail Mulligan!
Happy Thanksgiving from Louisiana!
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Louisiana!
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That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
That’s one repulsive turkey
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“Is Poppin’ Fresh canonically Minnesotan?” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Is Poppin’ Fresh canonically Minnesotan?” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
It’s Dylan Cesser, now
NEWS: The Blue Jays are signing Dylan Cease to a seven-year, $210 million contract, sources tell The Athletic.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
It's the largest pitching contract in franchise history.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s Dylan Cesser, now
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Obligatory po’ boys
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Obligatory po’ boys
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The last thing your civil rights see:
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The last thing your civil rights see:
Obligatory po’ boys
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Obligatory po’ boys
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They’re calling it “American Fascist”
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They’re calling it “American Fascist”
They’re calling it “American Fascist”
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They’re calling it “American Fascist”
The last thing your civil rights see:
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The last thing your civil rights see:
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa azmirror.com/briefs/ice-a...
ICE agents involved in another vehicle collision, this time in Mesa | Arizona Mirror
Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents collided with a car driven by a person they were attempting to apprehend in a Mesa neighborhood.
azmirror.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
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Whether it is from citations, top-tier placements, or arguing in court in front of like-minded justices, there is value and reward in taking positions that will make people's lives worse off.
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
The Lawyer Who Killed Roe Is About to Get a Promotion
Erin Hawley has devoted her career to rolling back the civil rights of vulnerable Americans. Now she is poised to become a circuit court judge.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Whether it is from citations, top-tier placements, or arguing in court in front of like-minded justices, there is value and reward in taking positions that will make people's lives worse off.
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
newrepublic.com/article/2034...
I have a feeling today’s match won’t be as close as the Super Cup
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I have a feeling today’s match won’t be as close as the Super Cup
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Every part of what this describes ("jumbo" offers, recruiting for 2L in the first weeks of 1L, etc) is terrible.
The biggest law firms’ intensive recruiting of first-year students has spread to smaller rivals, with some making offers even before first-semester grades are in.
Big Law’s Pushy Recruiting Pressures First-Semester Students
The biggest law firms’ intensive recruiting of first-year students has spread to smaller rivals, with some making offers even before first-semester grades are in.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Every part of what this describes ("jumbo" offers, recruiting for 2L in the first weeks of 1L, etc) is terrible.