The 12 Daves Of Christmas
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Insert a movie into another movie:
Armageddon The Buses
Armageddon The Buses
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Breakin' 2: Electric Blue Boogaloo
Breakin' 2: Electric Blue Boogaloo
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CARRY ON MIDNIGHT COWBOY
CARRY ON MIDNIGHT COWBOY
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
Armageddon The Buses
Armageddon The Buses
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As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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They could’ve made this one sign.
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
They could’ve made this one sign.
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Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Christmas Dinners Around The World.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
UK: Sage and onion turkey, sips mulled wine.
Australia: Thymey kangaroo, downs port.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Is there anything more beautiful than the sight of these three Parisian ladies enjoying a walk on the boulevard?
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Is there anything more beautiful than the sight of these three Parisian ladies enjoying a walk on the boulevard?
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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Proffsssor Plummm, in the master roksn, with the candlcstrikk
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Proffsssor Plummm, in the master roksn, with the candlcstrikk
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LMAO. Can't even get the wanking closet right.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
LMAO. Can't even get the wanking closet right.
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It’s the same old Framley Advert Calendar! From the olden days! Happy Chritsmas!
www.framleyexaminer.com/advertcalend...
www.framleyexaminer.com/advertcalend...
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It’s the same old Framley Advert Calendar! From the olden days! Happy Chritsmas!
www.framleyexaminer.com/advertcalend...
www.framleyexaminer.com/advertcalend...
Hey @profanity.accountant do your thing you twat
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey @profanity.accountant do your thing you twat
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It's Your Party and I'll cry off if I want to.
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana boycotts first day of Your Party conference over 'witch hunt' expulsions
Zarah Sultana has boycotted day one of the Your Party Conference over the expulsion of members of left-wing groups.
news.sky.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's Your Party and I'll cry off if I want to.
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Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Watch carefully and you can see right through her eyes into the headrest.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
December 12, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Bilbo Baggins’ cooker only has one ring on the hob bit.
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
U2
Depeche Mode
Stone Roses
Placebo
El Kanka
U2
Depeche Mode
Stone Roses
Placebo
El Kanka
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Depeche Mode
Nine Inch Nails
The Hooters
John Carpenter
Howard Shore
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Nirvana
R.E.M.
NIN
Soundgarden
Elvis Presley
Nirvana
R.E.M.
NIN
Soundgarden
Elvis Presley
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
U2
Depeche Mode
Stone Roses
Placebo
El Kanka
U2
Depeche Mode
Stone Roses
Placebo
El Kanka
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No. The correct way to understand this is to stop trying to make things fit together. You can watch different people playing Sherlock Holmes, in entirely different stories, without trying to make it add up. Stories are a dressing up box, not a jigsaw.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
No. The correct way to understand this is to stop trying to make things fit together. You can watch different people playing Sherlock Holmes, in entirely different stories, without trying to make it add up. Stories are a dressing up box, not a jigsaw.
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This optical illusion is SO cool!!🤯
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This optical illusion is SO cool!!🤯
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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What will the new road tax be on these?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What will the new road tax be on these?
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see