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Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
Haha, that's brill! I made a belting mistake when I first moved over there. We had a couple of guys installing wifi on a hot day and I said "Phew, estoy caliente" thinking I meant I'm hot.

When what I actually told them was I'm horny.
I learned the lingo, my wife spoke it, and we got a lot more interaction from the locals and more understanding and appreciation of the culture.

Annoyingly, the ones who couldn't learn or didn't care to also made Spanish friends and appreciated the culture too!

And the world just kept spinning...
There were people living in Spain when I was there who'd been there for years who couldn't even say "por favor". And not just Brits, it was Swedes, Danes, Finns, Dutch etc. it was a tourist town so they didn't need to, they had shops, schools and workplaces all in their own languages.
The Spanish have multiple regional pronunciations for chorizo, plus they call London "Londres" so they are really giving zero fucks how you pronounce their words in Sainsbury's or Tesco's or some tapas bar in Leeds.

Trying to pronounce it correctly in Spain though does show you're making an effort
First time on this, do I win any cash prize or a speedboat or something?
25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/22/2...
The nights are drawing in now, I really need that jacket for walking home through the forest!
Sending you a virtual bear hug and a well-intentioned-if-badly-misjudged honka
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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🎶As the snow flies
🎶On a cold and grey Chicago mornin',
🎶A poor little baby child is born,
🎶Eating gateau
🎶(Eating gateau)

#retrofoodlyrics
🎵Hello hooray
🎵What a nice day
🎵To be eating trifle, eating trifle

#retrofoodlyrics
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
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Course of antibiotics and speak to your most recent partner.
Adrian Chiles gets lampooned for this Grauniad articles, but I'm genuinely fascinated by Mrs Mangles Haunted Portrait pumping out similar tosh.
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My ability to do all of the above got me into both Spain and Finland as a resident.
[pushing tiny stoat top hat and cape out of sight with foot]

"No, sorry officer, haven't seen any stoats round here in ages"
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you vs the fedora umbrella dandy she told you not to worry about (h/t @simonpegg.bsky.social)
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This is very fucking cool and I felt confident that I could do it, too . . . until he got to the trees 😂

Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol