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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 1h

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you!

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1h

Haha, that's brill! I made a belting mistake when I first moved over there. We had a couple of guys installing wifi on a hot day and I said "Phew, estoy caliente" thinking I meant I'm hot.

When what I actually told them was I'm horny.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

I learned the lingo, my wife spoke it, and we got a lot more interaction from the locals and more understanding and appreciation of the culture.

Annoyingly, the ones who couldn't learn or didn't care to also made Spanish friends and appreciated the culture too!

And the world just kept spinning...

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

There were people living in Spain when I was there who'd been there for years who couldn't even say "por favor". And not just Brits, it was Swedes, Danes, Finns, Dutch etc. it was a tourist town so they didn't need to, they had shops, schools and workplaces all in their own languages.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

The Spanish have multiple regional pronunciations for chorizo, plus they call London "Londres" so they are really giving zero fucks how you pronounce their words in Sainsbury's or Tesco's or some tapas bar in Leeds.

Trying to pronounce it correctly in Spain though does show you're making an effort

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

First time on this, do I win any cash prize or a speedboat or something?

thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 5h

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/22/2...

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 2h

The nights are drawing in now, I really need that jacket for walking home through the forest!

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 4h

Sending you a virtual bear hug and a well-intentioned-if-badly-misjudged honka

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 15h

Nick Nolte

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 16h

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

A pic of Nick Nolte looking like a homeless Santa

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Joe Heenan @joe-heenan.bsky.social · 22h

Emily was no help

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 23h

Same vibe

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

🎶As the snow flies
🎶On a cold and grey Chicago mornin',
🎶A poor little baby child is born,
🎶Eating gateau
🎶(Eating gateau)

#retrofoodlyrics

MonkeyMan @monkeymanska.bsky.social · 1d

🎵Hello hooray
🎵What a nice day
🎵To be eating trifle, eating trifle

#retrofoodlyrics

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Mehwolf

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

A picture of Christopher Reeve as Clark Kent, who we all know is actually Superman in disguise.

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 1d

Course of antibiotics and speak to your most recent partner.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

Adrian Chiles gets lampooned for this Grauniad articles, but I'm genuinely fascinated by Mrs Mangles Haunted Portrait pumping out similar tosh.

An article about bread knife cleanliness (or lack of)

An article about how some men had to queue for the toilet during one particular movie and one alone. Someone got paid for this.

An article getting angry about a fictional lady's bathroom cabinet.

An article about chilies being both spicy hot and trendy "hot", about 5 years after everyone else did the same thing. And yet once again someone got paid for this absolute cack.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

What a great time to be a werewolf

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gjabberbox.bsky.social @gjabberbox.bsky.social · 1d

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

My ability to do all of the above got me into both Spain and Finland as a resident.

Graaaaave Mc 🧟‍♂️✝️⛪🧛⚰️🦇 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1d

[pushing tiny stoat top hat and cape out of sight with foot]

"No, sorry officer, haven't seen any stoats round here in ages"

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 2d

you vs the fedora umbrella dandy she told you not to worry about (h/t @simonpegg.bsky.social)

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 2d

an Italian restaurant in Highgate has closed and they’re not happy, I mean really ‘what a sad little life Jane’ not happy

Don Ciccio Osteria Italiana | Italian Restaurant | 1A Hampstead Lane, London, UK

Don Ciccio Osteria is a true italian resturant in North London. Home made fresh pasta, meat and fish specialities. We're home of the authentic italian truffle

www.donciccio-highgate.com

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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 2d

This is very fucking cool and I felt confident that I could do it, too . . . until he got to the trees 😂

Fucking spray paint Bob Ross lol