With Duolingo, I went from hardly speaking a word of Italian to saying “I am a turtle” in just one day!
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
With Duolingo, I went from hardly speaking a word of Italian to saying “I am a turtle” in just one day!
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feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
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actually, I was just resting my eyes for a minute till Brooklyn
July 28, 2024 at 4:40 AM
actually, I was just resting my eyes for a minute till Brooklyn
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I’d go to the gym but who has time for all those selfies
April 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’d go to the gym but who has time for all those selfies
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I'm just nine trench coats divided evenly between three trench coats in a trench coat.
March 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm just nine trench coats divided evenly between three trench coats in a trench coat.
When I drive in the rain, my anxiety increases and decreases along with the speed of my windshield wipers
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When I drive in the rain, my anxiety increases and decreases along with the speed of my windshield wipers
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Honestly this kind of drama is exactly why I no longer participate in group chats
March 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Honestly this kind of drama is exactly why I no longer participate in group chats
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Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.
March 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach.
I don’t think we’re going to hell in a handbasket after all. I think we’re going in a Tesla
March 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I don’t think we’re going to hell in a handbasket after all. I think we’re going in a Tesla
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Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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existential crisis at the drive-thru
March 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
existential crisis at the drive-thru
Just once in my life I’d like to get the shopping cart that isn’t the absolute loudest in the entire grocery store
March 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just once in my life I’d like to get the shopping cart that isn’t the absolute loudest in the entire grocery store
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My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.
February 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.
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you should come on my podcast it’s called i hate the way you chew and breathe
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
you should come on my podcast it’s called i hate the way you chew and breathe
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Insomnia insomnia, that wonderful treat.
The more you stay awake, the more you eat.
The more you stay awake, the more you eat.
February 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Insomnia insomnia, that wonderful treat.
The more you stay awake, the more you eat.
The more you stay awake, the more you eat.
It seems obvious that humans shouldn’t create technology that can replace humans but whatever, they’re the smart ones here
February 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It seems obvious that humans shouldn’t create technology that can replace humans but whatever, they’re the smart ones here
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well whatever happens in the next four years i just hope it inspires some sick bars from lin-manuel miranda
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
well whatever happens in the next four years i just hope it inspires some sick bars from lin-manuel miranda
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Hey, 1983 called but I didn’t answer because I was trying to figure out how to play “Electric Avenue” on the clarinet.
February 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey, 1983 called but I didn’t answer because I was trying to figure out how to play “Electric Avenue” on the clarinet.
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HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you?
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you?
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
It’s only been 19 days…
February 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It’s only been 19 days…
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If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you act like you're on drugs when you’re not on drugs, they put you on drugs to make you act like you're not on drugs
People can be so judgey about people who are judgey
February 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
People can be so judgey about people who are judgey