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Sarah

@thetigersez.bsky.social

21K followers 140 following 1.2K posts

Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 11

I regret to inform everyone that I’ve decided to once again be chaotic online

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · 28d

Every day at 6:30am I take a little 3 mile walk, and every day I walk past a house that absolutely reeks of marijuana smoke, and lemme tell you only one of us is doing life right and it sure as shit isn’t me

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Sep 10

Don’t see anything objectionable to extending the same level of care to someone as he extended to others 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Sep 10

*as he did

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Sep 10

I’m going to have as much empathy for Charlie Kirk getting shot as he does for innocent children who are victims of gun violence

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Sep 8

Not surviving, not thriving, some other third thing. (Spiraling)

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 27

The Taylor Swift engagement is huge news for my community (annoying white women)

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 16

I’ve started responding “pretty bad” when people ask how I’m doing, and that’s why I’m the most fun person at parties

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 15

Y’all ever feel like you’re being suffocated by the heaviness of all the horrors in our nightmare world but in, like, a sexy way

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 7

Love this for you

Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 7

But thank you for joining me in the mediocrity, C students for life 👊

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 7

You wanna know why my content is mid, it’s because I don’t care and I don’t get paid to pretend that I do

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 7

Oopsie once again accidentally built a following on a platform that doesn’t have monetization, I’m so good at the internet

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Aug 2

The worst thing about being middle aged is realizing you’re only halfway done with this bullshit

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 25

The worst people I went to HS with are very upset

Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 25

Men who are publicly mourning Hulk Hogan on social media should be put on a registry

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 24

Me to my friend about my new dress: “and it has pockets!!!!✨” like the damn dress came with a fuckin Ferrari or some shit

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 24

Have I ever actually used a pocket in a dress, No. But am I going to stop getting irrationally excited about a dress having pockets, also No

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 9

🥰

Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 9

I was nice for a little bit okay

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 9

Bad news everyone I’m hot and mean again

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 5

So you think the US will make it to her 250th birthday or nah

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 4

Called the liquid that first comes out of a ketchup bottle “pre-cum” and now this family barbecue is super awkward

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jul 3

People who aren’t depressed right now, like, actually what the fuck

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Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jun 29

😭😭😭
Tell that good boy we all love him and are SO glad he and his people are okay

Sarah @thetigersez.bsky.social · Jun 22

For real