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Independent Tropical Wales in our lifetime baybee!
Welsh Westminster Voting Intention:

PLC: 29% (+10)
RFM: 25% (-5)
LAB: 13% (-2)
GRN: 12% (-2)
CON: 12% (-1)
LDM: 6% (-2)

Via @yougov.co.uk, 5-12 Jan.
Changes w/ 28 Nov - 10 Dec.

My Seat Model:

PLC: 15 (+11)
RFM: 12 (+12)
GRN: 2 (+2)
CON: 2 (+2)
LDM: 1 (=)
LAB: 0 (-27)
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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I am not pretending for a moment the British police usually do a good job helping or protecting British Asian and Black British people.

But in this case West Midlands police did the obviously correct thing for them and the government is intervening to punish the cops for that.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Bear in mind: the accusation here was never “inappropriate AI use”. It was “The police are secretly in cahoots with radical Islamists to racistly persecute fascist football hooligans”. Congratulations to the Sensible Moderates for rubber stamping the latter - watch what happens now, as a result.
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
it's groove time
Acid raindance
YouTube video by Mad Daddys - Topic
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January 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
went to the cinema
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
ruin a band by changing one letter

The Wanker Brothers
Ruin a band by changing one letter

Nine Inch Neils
Ruin a Band by chasing one letter

The Polite
January 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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nazis cosplaying the crusades, ideally they fully commit to the bit and die of dysentery
January 13, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Teutonic Shites
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 AM
does anyone know how to lift a powerful curse. asking for a friend
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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black-crowned night heron said trans rights
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Glasgow Lestat
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 AM
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Listen to @bloodwork.show
I thought I'd seen most #Dredd pics

Dredd vs Mr Blobby

posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 AM
it's not even that interesting
it's just a little two feet high patrick swayze
it's just a little 24 inch high hollywood actor

gtradio
The Male Nurse - My Own Private Patrick Swayze
YouTube video by evilednafilms
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January 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I'm not going to quote the AI ragebait article but we do need to do butlerian jihad
January 11, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Just over a month to go until the album launch! It's been amazing watching my hugely talented wife create this, and I'm so proud.

The show's always great, but this one's going to be extra special. So if you're in or around Manchester, come on down to the village on Feb 13th
I'm so ready for my beloved coven to return!

This year will be a special one, as I have only three shows in 2026, so I'll be pulling out all the stops!

Don't miss out!! GET YOUR TICKETS!
www.tickettailor.com/events/apoca...
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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You had 29 people arrested for a noise demo outside a hotel housing ICE agents and the guy that murdered Renee is still walking free you fucking worm.
The Trump admin will tell you ICE is here for safety. That is a lie. They are creating chaos and danger while tearing families apart.

Enough. We want them out.
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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They're trying to teach me how to say chicken in Arabic and it's going terribly. I have zero aptitude for this language.
January 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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You can take him home 🩷

If you send £25 or more to any of the campaigns I’ve been posting today and reply first with the details I will ship my latest collage piece to you as a thank you.
For now, UK only.

Help amplifying is very welcomed!
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My favourite batman film is Batman & Robin
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Something I can't stop thinking about with Renee Good and Elijah McClain is the commentary about how harmless in appearance they were. My bestie who's a Black dude with a deep voice and tattoos don't deserve to get shot either.

Not blaming anyone, I share in the grief. But god damn this country.
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Watching an old episode of Bullseye and it is insanely woke?? They just had a couple of questions - one asking to name a notorious London Slumlord, and then one asking the name of an innocent person that the London Police killed by mistake in 1983??? We must retvrn!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Bristol Antifascists call out against the racist anti-migrant hate group, "Bristol Patriots," this Saturday, 10th January, at 10 am at The Cenotaph.

We go again, Bristol. It is the Year of Our Lord 2026, and every day is the Battle of Cable Street.

Happy New Year motherfuckers.

Let's fucking go.
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
morning gtradio
David Byrne and Brian Eno - Strange Overtones
YouTube video by Ricardo Laguna
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January 10, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM