evolbrew (derogatory)
@evolbrew.net
For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
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It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
I don't feel good so I'm gonna whine like a baby now.
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I don't feel good so I'm gonna whine like a baby now.
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Kill the elf on a shelf in your head
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Kill the elf on a shelf in your head
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
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To thine own self please be fr
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
To thine own self please be fr
Finally watched this. It's silly and great.
ICYMI, Tina Romero (George's daughter) as a drag zombie comedy coming out next Friday. Queens of the Dead! youtu.be/A_gUjCvASN4?...
Queens of the Dead - Official Trailer | Katy O'Brian, Jack Haven | HD | IFC Films
YouTube video by IFC Films
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Finally watched this. It's silly and great.
I'm no Travolta fan, but him playing Santa in a Grease parody for a credit card company is depressing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm no Travolta fan, but him playing Santa in a Grease parody for a credit card company is depressing.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
You should watch this
➡️ Watch Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip now: watch.dropout.tv/videos/demi...
Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip - Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip - Dropout
Demi Adejuyigbe explores authenticity through original songs, comedic bits, and a single backflip.
Content Warning:
Suicide Joke - [27:47-27:54]
Bodily Injury (Visuals of, no blood) - [59:02-59:42]
watch.dropout.tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You should watch this
Tomorrow! You're invited!
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tomorrow! You're invited!
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If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Slept awful. Real amateur hour shit. I thought doing something for 10,000 hours was supposed to make you an expert?
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Slept awful. Real amateur hour shit. I thought doing something for 10,000 hours was supposed to make you an expert?
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in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!
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It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Can we start a thread of reliable recipe sites? I'll start with Sally's Baking Addiction. Every time I go looking for baking recipes, I end up there. sallysbakingaddiction.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can we start a thread of reliable recipe sites? I'll start with Sally's Baking Addiction. Every time I go looking for baking recipes, I end up there. sallysbakingaddiction.com
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This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
What's for dinner?
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's for dinner?
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What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
Remember 12 years ago when we were all watching Young The Giant at that little venue that's gone now? (And my sister was there, too). @youngthegiant.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Remember 12 years ago when we were all watching Young The Giant at that little venue that's gone now? (And my sister was there, too). @youngthegiant.bsky.social
For the next few hours it's just me and three teen girls in the house. Pray for me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For the next few hours it's just me and three teen girls in the house. Pray for me.
I've updated my list of band names from the last few months. Almost 250 now! bit.ly/EvolBands
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I've updated my list of band names from the last few months. Almost 250 now! bit.ly/EvolBands