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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
I actually did know this because he was my Halloween costume one year (for a party where I knew I'd be the oldest person)
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I actually did know this because he was my Halloween costume one year (for a party where I knew I'd be the oldest person)
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
Shiny Crackers is my B-52s cover band.
February 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Shiny Crackers is my B-52s cover band.
You rocked too close to the sun
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
You rocked too close to the sun
Adulthood its just lying down between chores until you die.
February 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Adulthood its just lying down between chores until you die.
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On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
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We may have destroyed all credibility on the international stage and torpedoed decades of science and health research and the stock market and economy are teetering on the edge of an AI chasm and there are paramilitaries terrorizing cities but hey otherwise weβre so hot right now.
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
We may have destroyed all credibility on the international stage and torpedoed decades of science and health research and the stock market and economy are teetering on the edge of an AI chasm and there are paramilitaries terrorizing cities but hey otherwise weβre so hot right now.
There are only 50 ways to do that.
February 8, 2026 at 2:15 AM
There are only 50 ways to do that.
This made me laugh so hard that I'm really only quoting it so I can share it twice.
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This made me laugh so hard that I'm really only quoting it so I can share it twice.
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Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
There are a billion ways to be in love.
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
There are a billion ways to be in love.
Me too, but I also really enjoy a half-hour late correction.
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Me too, but I also really enjoy a half-hour late correction.
Are they as good as Chili's?
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Are they as good as Chili's?
Your brainrot is to dumb, your memes are too niche, they'll kill you
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Your brainrot is to dumb, your memes are too niche, they'll kill you
I could tell that just from the part I watched
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I could tell that just from the part I watched
I watched the first few .minutes of Derry and was like "eh I dunno' but maybe I'll try again. Watchmen is ππ
February 7, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I watched the first few .minutes of Derry and was like "eh I dunno' but maybe I'll try again. Watchmen is ππ
D20 will always make you cry at least once a season, but watching @vicmmic.bsky.social process grief in Gladlands has been an unexpected gut punch.
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
D20 will always make you cry at least once a season, but watching @vicmmic.bsky.social process grief in Gladlands has been an unexpected gut punch.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
That title doesn't work as well with vinyl
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
That title doesn't work as well with vinyl
I've woken up with a headache every day this week please don't clap
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I've woken up with a headache every day this week please don't clap
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown