evolbrew (derogatory)
@evolbrew.net
For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
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Kill the elf on a shelf in your head
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Kill the elf on a shelf in your head
who up projectin they astrals
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
who up projectin they astrals
You should get them though
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You should get them though
One of the best things it did was acknowledge that zombie movies (specifically George Romero movies) exist. So there wasnt a lot of dumb "omg what's happening?" time.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One of the best things it did was acknowledge that zombie movies (specifically George Romero movies) exist. So there wasnt a lot of dumb "omg what's happening?" time.
I forgot that you own the worlds thinnest tree.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I forgot that you own the worlds thinnest tree.
How's the temperature in their today? Having to do a lot of dancing to keep warm?
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How's the temperature in their today? Having to do a lot of dancing to keep warm?
Walton Goggins needs new management
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Walton Goggins needs new management
Also the strongest edibles I've ever had.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Also the strongest edibles I've ever had.
Kara gets one (1) shopping spree* there -- and at Donna's Dress Shop down the street -- per year, lol.
* that's where we go and I tell her to buy herself a bunch of stuff because she won't otherwise
* that's where we go and I tell her to buy herself a bunch of stuff because she won't otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Kara gets one (1) shopping spree* there -- and at Donna's Dress Shop down the street -- per year, lol.
* that's where we go and I tell her to buy herself a bunch of stuff because she won't otherwise
* that's where we go and I tell her to buy herself a bunch of stuff because she won't otherwise