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Andrew Turley
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this is a regrettable development aka casio_juarez in other universes, [email protected] on mastodon kansas city adjacent do not ask me to quantify the sublime
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Anarchy did not happen in Prairie Village. Wyandotte County will regroup and strategize on the next steps for Johnson County annexation.
Tomorrow is Election Day and the only race to watch is Prairie Village voting for anarchy.
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Tomorrow is Election Day and the only race to watch is Prairie Village voting for anarchy.
HAS PRAIRIE VILLAGE FALLEN YET?
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There is nothing I want less, CNN.
Paying the IRS $1 and letting them get back to me with how much they think I owe
👀 Scoop: IRS Direct File, the free government-backed program that let you file your taxes for free, is dead.

IRS wrote to state tax agencies saying it would not be operational this coming tax season, per records I've obtained.

IRS Direct File: 2023-2025.

(Story from when the pilot launched.)
IRS tests free e-filing system that could compete with tax-prep giants
The tax agency has quietly built its own prototype system for filing tax returns digitally and free of charge, according to current and former officials.
www.washingtonpost.com
Finding out he voted for Sliwa is going to be so funny
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Hopes and dreams
Watching Cuomo lose twice would be very satisfying
I'm a big fucking nerd and I vote
(they're gonna hang me on the wall of the museum dunk account for that)
Not here to defend the guy but I could see heart issues like that making someone a perpetually sour motherfucker
I don't have a lot of experience with different ways of almost dying, but I can tell you that dying of heart failure sucks

I'm sure Dick Cheney had the best medical care available, but he probably spent a lot of time feeling like he was slowly drowning
I like to believe that the only things I really have in common with Dick Cheney is that we are both white men who have had heart transplants
I'm not a cop I can't stop you
There aren't any good books on cat physics "just use a normal physics book" they say

No, cat does not work like that
Take a break from scrolling and make something even if it isn't very good

Especially if it isn't very good

You exist to do more than massage voltages in cursed sand
#noisevember day 3

(((((( Stereo | Stereo ))))))
The Titanic had a fake smokestack and things turned out fine
It's everything terrible about gambling and if you lose you get medical debt and you have to do it every year and the game changes just a little each time but the buy in is always higher and your odds are always worse
Gmail early adopters support group
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One frustrating thing in the AI backlash is people so excited to hate on AI "artists" but wont support HUMAN artists. You have to do both. My songs get 1/6 of the engagement as a dumb selfie, same for everyone else. If you only dogpile AI & dont support art, AI is all we'll have.