avalon 🧚🏻‍♀️
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I’m so sorry you’re in this situation but glad you aren’t choosing to carry it alone. whatever support you decide you need you’ve got an army of people to help make it happen 💖
learned how to sew, started a project, finished a book, paid a debt, went to my first parent teacher conference, y’all can’t tell me SHIT today
costume sewing project starts today >:)
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This Dunkin’ ad is murdering me
even beyond all the reasons to hate cybertrucks is the fact that it’s just a horrendously ugly vehicle. like regardless of why you got it and what you stand for, you have zero fucking taste. no way we bullied Kia soul drivers for the last two decades for you to think this looks cool
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as someone who was a teenage girl on the internet, i think making AI-generated revenge porn of a minor should get you the electric chair actually
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I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and I think where I come down on it is: if you’re cool and/or hot, smoking cigarettes is cool as hell. if you’re neither of those things, though, you probably shouldn’t do it
To the first point - we need to bring back smoking cigs
yeah yeah cigs are bad for you but are they worse than fascism? no. get a vice, you need one
I love that. glad you got to see it!
omgggg I’m jealous! I’ve been reading his posts every day about all the celebrity guests and spotlighted artists/subjects. very very cool
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she lin on my manuel til i miranda
help my lovely wonderful friends as much as you can, every share and cent counts!!
Help this (me) trans dude in Missouri & his queer partner stay housed & alive 🖤 hey y'all. finally got a GoFundMe put together and it would mean the world if you could even just share it 🫶🏻 everyone is growing rn but community support is maybe the only way out and ily all so much🖤
gofund.me/8c19a1238
Donate to Help a trans guy and his queer partner stay housed & alive, organized by Hana Smith
hey gang!!!! My name is Renton and i'm a transman in Missouri th… Hana Smith needs your support for Help a trans guy and his queer partner stay housed & alive
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
ordered new glasses that are a different style than my current ones and I’m having an identity crisis about it
my pet pig learned how to unzip my backpack, took out a folder, and literally ate my homework. I told my professor and she said she’d believe me and I could make up the essay for full credit if I brought my pig to class as proof.

and that’s how phoebe attended her first day of college at KU!
photo of a classroom with students (younger me included) sitting at desks while a black and white mini pig in a harness roams the floor
you make the occasion! and the occasion can just be taking yourself out in it because you look banging and deserve to get cute for no other reason!
at the library and found a book about me
A spread in a children’s book that reads “although we call her princess, she acts more like a clown”. Art is of two children playing dress up with a dog, one wears a hat and the other a crown.