Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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I am so curious about the brains of people who say stuff like “Oh I had a sativa gummy so I could focus and get stuff done today.” Do you also shotgun a Redbull to help you wind down before bed?
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I am so curious about the brains of people who say stuff like “Oh I had a sativa gummy so I could focus and get stuff done today.” Do you also shotgun a Redbull to help you wind down before bed?
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Establishment Claus
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Establishment Claus
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google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
Having a dog can be extremely overstimulating when you’re neurodivergent, it turns out
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Having a dog can be extremely overstimulating when you’re neurodivergent, it turns out
Went for a 45-minute walk and it did NOT make me feel any better, which is weirdly vindicating.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Went for a 45-minute walk and it did NOT make me feel any better, which is weirdly vindicating.
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next year I’d like to hear less “you’re so resilient” and more “you just got *more* good news?”
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
next year I’d like to hear less “you’re so resilient” and more “you just got *more* good news?”
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Phillip Rivers is NOT unc. He is an NC state grad.
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Phillip Rivers is NOT unc. He is an NC state grad.
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I really want to take some time away from therapy to save money but I feel like that might be a bad idea in the winter time
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I really want to take some time away from therapy to save money but I feel like that might be a bad idea in the winter time
I don’t like it when the jobs send a rejection email within the first 24 hours. Hurts my feefees.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don’t like it when the jobs send a rejection email within the first 24 hours. Hurts my feefees.
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Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wow, Fette Sau, the Williamsburg barbecue place that was the subject of one of the worst headline/photo combinations in the history of online media, is closing www.instagram.com/p/DR7xa9zkdG...
My biggest regret in life is becoming a journalist. The sacrifices I made didn’t even come close to being worth it.
And hey, maybe that’s just because I, individually, am a loser and a flop. That’s OK! I still want all those holidays and weddings and baby showers I missed back.
And hey, maybe that’s just because I, individually, am a loser and a flop. That’s OK! I still want all those holidays and weddings and baby showers I missed back.
Since I was laid off, I have seen so many other layoffs, and heard directly from friends and other people I know about their layoffs. So many people will pivot to other careers besides journalism. They repeatedly sacrificed time with family and friends, their health, and sleep. It didn't matter.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My biggest regret in life is becoming a journalist. The sacrifices I made didn’t even come close to being worth it.
And hey, maybe that’s just because I, individually, am a loser and a flop. That’s OK! I still want all those holidays and weddings and baby showers I missed back.
And hey, maybe that’s just because I, individually, am a loser and a flop. That’s OK! I still want all those holidays and weddings and baby showers I missed back.
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every time i read about one of these college presidents promising to reinvent the liberal arts education i think of "marge v. the monorail"
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
every time i read about one of these college presidents promising to reinvent the liberal arts education i think of "marge v. the monorail"
Your education is just about the only thing in the world that can never be taken from you. Students owe it to themselves to learn something about the world around them, not just job skills.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Your education is just about the only thing in the world that can never be taken from you. Students owe it to themselves to learn something about the world around them, not just job skills.
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This is the logic a lot of people are sold when they’re the first people in their family to go to college; meanwhile, all the kids who come from money are in an esoteric program where they get to eat dinner with their professors and whatnot.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the logic a lot of people are sold when they’re the first people in their family to go to college; meanwhile, all the kids who come from money are in an esoteric program where they get to eat dinner with their professors and whatnot.
Every day I fix at least one egregious error in a wire story PLEASE HIRE EDITORS
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Every day I fix at least one egregious error in a wire story PLEASE HIRE EDITORS
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I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
I have all of these projects I want to do and I can’t decide how to go about that so I’ve decided to just do nothing instead
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I have all of these projects I want to do and I can’t decide how to go about that so I’ve decided to just do nothing instead
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
She could probably just call the gingerbread MEN and nobody would correct her because she is the only person in the world with strong feelings about this
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
She could probably just call the gingerbread MEN and nobody would correct her because she is the only person in the world with strong feelings about this
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They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Jared Polis Promotes White Supremacist and Child Porn Defender as "Intellectuals"
The governor encouraged Coloradans to follow the controversial online personalities, saying they do "actual thinking."
www.westword.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They’re calling it “a politician’s ideal headline.” www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Oatmeal raisin cookies are good as long as you don’t bite into them expecting chocolate chip
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oatmeal raisin cookies are good as long as you don’t bite into them expecting chocolate chip
Made some ugly food. This is chicken penne al limone with zucchini and toasted garlic.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Made some ugly food. This is chicken penne al limone with zucchini and toasted garlic.