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Sarah Kelly
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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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Spruce doesn’t know who got into my tomato soup
I don’t actually disagree, but the overall increase in posts about like “they should invent an airport/grocery store/whatever for people who’ve been in public before” has easily quadrupled my anxiety about taking up space in the world.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Having to work during this Border War game is at least limiting the level of toxicity I’m able to exhibit on the internet right now
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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And Fran eating that shit up
Lmao Missouri trying to flop into a tech
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Spruce hates Mizzou
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Briefly had the urge to defend Notre Dame but I’m gonna stay out of it
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Miami vs. Texas A&M feels like it was designed in a lab specifically for me
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Chat is this a good deal
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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FIND JOY IN SHREDVILLE
Just realized this guy’s hat says “Find Joy”
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Big Sky Banger™️ In progress
Turn on the 🚀

Jordan Fisher puts the Aggies back in front at home
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Well I’m a goober and accidentally slept from like 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. I’m sure nothing bad can come from that and it’s totally not annoying that I missed all the games.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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We need a dog cam 👀
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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It may be fake, but it speaks to a deeper truth (I personally agree with what it was supposed to convey)
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There is an odor in my neighborhood right now that is what I imagine burnt manure would smell like.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Go Griz imo
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
NOOOOO I scheduled a USPS pickup for the coat I sold on Poshmark and then totally forgot to pack it up and leave it in the mailroom
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!

My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
One funny thing about working in news right now — and I think it’s funny regardless of your political views — is how often POTUS’ social media posts are quoted verbatim, with his distinctive syntax and style. Really unprecedented choices in capitalization.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I cannot believe I have to work when I’m tired and it’s totally unfair that they’re making me work at 8 when I was up until almost 2 a.m. Unfortunately there’s nothing I could have done differently to avoid feeling this way.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Well Jacob Rodriguez is kinda compelling ngl
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Little man is NOT a winter dog so he’s been wearing his KU shirt in the house and under his coat when we go outside
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am the tiredest anyone has every been, I’m pretty sure
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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"Military.com was about to be sold to a company with no discernible interest in journalism whose founder, Hassan Youssef, got his start with his brother in the online porn business, launching sites like Jugg World and XXX Rated Chicks." www.cjr.org/feature/mili...
The vanquishing of Military.com.
Former staffers say a new owner dealt the respected publication a death blow when service members and veterans needed it most.
www.cjr.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Thinking about that episode of MTV’s “Made” where a white kid from Minneapolis wanted to be a rapper so they brought in C-Rayz Walz and named the kid The Blizzard. I think Ghostface Killah makes an appearance too.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM