Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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It's time for the 2025 edition of the Bowl Watchability survey. Your entertainment grades for all 46 FBS bowls and bowl-like games here pls:
FBS Bowl Watchability Rankings 2025
Your responses, please. The higher the score, the better. Results will run in the Until Saturday newsletter on 12/11.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's time for the 2025 edition of the Bowl Watchability survey. Your entertainment grades for all 46 FBS bowls and bowl-like games here pls:
Sarah Kelly get up and do your tasks challenge
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Sarah Kelly get up and do your tasks challenge
It’s cool how most job ads now are actually scams. Especially the part-time ones.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s cool how most job ads now are actually scams. Especially the part-time ones.
Players and teams should do what’s best for them, but I can’t say I’m a fan of entire programs opting out of bowl games.
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Players and teams should do what’s best for them, but I can’t say I’m a fan of entire programs opting out of bowl games.
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Look I get it but they played in the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl two years ago. My best guess is the players got together right after they got their hearts smushed and made a tough choice. I hope they don’t regret it!
I mean there’s definitely some lighthearted digs to take about Notre Dame being too big to grace a meme bowl with their presence
But most bowl games have been mostly meaningless for decades and honestly, good for the Irish for spending the holidays with their families & not at an exhibition game
But most bowl games have been mostly meaningless for decades and honestly, good for the Irish for spending the holidays with their families & not at an exhibition game
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Look I get it but they played in the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl two years ago. My best guess is the players got together right after they got their hearts smushed and made a tough choice. I hope they don’t regret it!
I do, however, think it’s probably true that more people are walking around with some degree of cognitive impairment from multiple Covid infections. I know I still can’t think as quickly and clearly as I did 5 years ago, and I don’t *think* my age is the issue.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I do, however, think it’s probably true that more people are walking around with some degree of cognitive impairment from multiple Covid infections. I know I still can’t think as quickly and clearly as I did 5 years ago, and I don’t *think* my age is the issue.
I don’t actually disagree, but the overall increase in posts about like “they should invent an airport/grocery store/whatever for people who’ve been in public before” has easily quadrupled my anxiety about taking up space in the world.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t actually disagree, but the overall increase in posts about like “they should invent an airport/grocery store/whatever for people who’ve been in public before” has easily quadrupled my anxiety about taking up space in the world.
Having to work during this Border War game is at least limiting the level of toxicity I’m able to exhibit on the internet right now
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Having to work during this Border War game is at least limiting the level of toxicity I’m able to exhibit on the internet right now
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And Fran eating that shit up
Lmao Missouri trying to flop into a tech
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And Fran eating that shit up
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
Spruce hates Mizzou
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Spruce hates Mizzou
Briefly had the urge to defend Notre Dame but I’m gonna stay out of it
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Briefly had the urge to defend Notre Dame but I’m gonna stay out of it
Miami vs. Texas A&M feels like it was designed in a lab specifically for me
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Miami vs. Texas A&M feels like it was designed in a lab specifically for me
Chat is this a good deal
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Chat is this a good deal
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FIND JOY IN SHREDVILLE
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM
FIND JOY IN SHREDVILLE
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Big Sky Banger™️ In progress
Turn on the 🚀
Jordan Fisher puts the Aggies back in front at home
Jordan Fisher puts the Aggies back in front at home
December 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Big Sky Banger™️ In progress
Well I’m a goober and accidentally slept from like 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. I’m sure nothing bad can come from that and it’s totally not annoying that I missed all the games.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Well I’m a goober and accidentally slept from like 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. I’m sure nothing bad can come from that and it’s totally not annoying that I missed all the games.
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We need a dog cam 👀
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We need a dog cam 👀
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It may be fake, but it speaks to a deeper truth (I personally agree with what it was supposed to convey)
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It may be fake, but it speaks to a deeper truth (I personally agree with what it was supposed to convey)
There is an odor in my neighborhood right now that is what I imagine burnt manure would smell like.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There is an odor in my neighborhood right now that is what I imagine burnt manure would smell like.
NOOOOO I scheduled a USPS pickup for the coat I sold on Poshmark and then totally forgot to pack it up and leave it in the mailroom
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
NOOOOO I scheduled a USPS pickup for the coat I sold on Poshmark and then totally forgot to pack it up and leave it in the mailroom
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
One funny thing about working in news right now — and I think it’s funny regardless of your political views — is how often POTUS’ social media posts are quoted verbatim, with his distinctive syntax and style. Really unprecedented choices in capitalization.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One funny thing about working in news right now — and I think it’s funny regardless of your political views — is how often POTUS’ social media posts are quoted verbatim, with his distinctive syntax and style. Really unprecedented choices in capitalization.
I cannot believe I have to work when I’m tired and it’s totally unfair that they’re making me work at 8 when I was up until almost 2 a.m. Unfortunately there’s nothing I could have done differently to avoid feeling this way.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I cannot believe I have to work when I’m tired and it’s totally unfair that they’re making me work at 8 when I was up until almost 2 a.m. Unfortunately there’s nothing I could have done differently to avoid feeling this way.