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she jingle on my bells til I go all the way
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don’t give people with nothing to say more time/space to say it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
don’t give people with nothing to say more time/space to say it.
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What I mean is: When people throw out little lifelines, grab them. Have lunch with the mutual who’s visiting your city and reaches out. Get on those Christmas card lists. Take people up on their offers. Connections don’t have to be deep to be important.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
What I mean is: When people throw out little lifelines, grab them. Have lunch with the mutual who’s visiting your city and reaches out. Get on those Christmas card lists. Take people up on their offers. Connections don’t have to be deep to be important.
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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I saw rosalía bleach a halo into her hair so I bleached a halo into my hair 🪽
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I saw rosalía bleach a halo into her hair so I bleached a halo into my hair 🪽
taking bleach to my hair this weekend before I go insane
bottle of hair dye calling to me like the green goblin mask
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
taking bleach to my hair this weekend before I go insane
I am an artist and instagram photo dumps are my canvas
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I am an artist and instagram photo dumps are my canvas
driving at night during christmas light season: 1
my worsening astigmatism: 0
my worsening astigmatism: 0
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
driving at night during christmas light season: 1
my worsening astigmatism: 0
my worsening astigmatism: 0
doing the lord’s work (explaining the significance of lily allen’s butt plug merch to a straight man)
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
doing the lord’s work (explaining the significance of lily allen’s butt plug merch to a straight man)
dropping butt plugs designed to match her album’s cover art LILY ALLEN THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
dropping butt plugs designed to match her album’s cover art LILY ALLEN THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
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bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
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hey if we could not make glib remarks about the obvious masked rape room on epstein island that would be just fucking great
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hey if we could not make glib remarks about the obvious masked rape room on epstein island that would be just fucking great
you can’t even use SNAP to get hot food at QT you fucking buffoon
Joni Ernst: "I have a McSCUSE ME Act which would disallow those SNAP benefits being used at fast food restaurants. We want to make sure that those hungry families, those food insecure families actually are receiving benefits, but we want them to really use those dollars on nutrient-rich foods."
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
you can’t even use SNAP to get hot food at QT you fucking buffoon
“ask for help!” okay but consider how many times someone has insisted on helping me and then resented and punished me for doing so, without me ever asking them to help
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“ask for help!” okay but consider how many times someone has insisted on helping me and then resented and punished me for doing so, without me ever asking them to help
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I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
okay so many people are censoring or redacting artists on their Spotify wrapped this year and I demand to know who they are and why you’re hiding it!!!
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
okay so many people are censoring or redacting artists on their Spotify wrapped this year and I demand to know who they are and why you’re hiding it!!!
tonight my toddler pointed at a picture of the sun and said “mama” so yeah, wrap it up, you can all go home now, my happiness has peaked
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
tonight my toddler pointed at a picture of the sun and said “mama” so yeah, wrap it up, you can all go home now, my happiness has peaked
happy birthday to THEE Chuck Assplanet @chuckassplanet.bsky.social !! you are the life of every party, always the best dressed and most bedazzled, you inspire me every day, and the world is better to have you in it 💃 🪩
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
happy birthday to THEE Chuck Assplanet @chuckassplanet.bsky.social !! you are the life of every party, always the best dressed and most bedazzled, you inspire me every day, and the world is better to have you in it 💃 🪩
every day I feel like I’m not gonna make it and yet every day I make it. what the hell is that about
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
every day I feel like I’m not gonna make it and yet every day I make it. what the hell is that about
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the five types of shitposters
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the five types of shitposters
she jingle on my bells til I go all the way
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
she jingle on my bells til I go all the way
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I named my fists Mary-Kate and Ashley because you're in big trouble, mister.
I've named my fists Hall and Oates because whoa-oh here they come, watch out boy, they'll chew you up
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I named my fists Mary-Kate and Ashley because you're in big trouble, mister.
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she jesus on my reason til i season
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
she jesus on my reason til i season
watched someone spin out, do a full 360, back up straight into a guardrail, and take back off. roads that haven’t been plowed are slick, be careful out there!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
watched someone spin out, do a full 360, back up straight into a guardrail, and take back off. roads that haven’t been plowed are slick, be careful out there!!
too many people have my number. if you want to talk to me you need to send a letter by raven or run into me while we’re both carrying large stacks of loose but very important papers that fly everywhere and require us to chitchat while we sort them
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
too many people have my number. if you want to talk to me you need to send a letter by raven or run into me while we’re both carrying large stacks of loose but very important papers that fly everywhere and require us to chitchat while we sort them